Say something romantic to the person above you

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  • NoxiousNoah
    NoxiousNoah Posts: 107
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    *Gets on knees* Would you........... *takes out dishwashing soap* do my dishes?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Tulips are Red and Roses are too... Hey can you breath through this cloth?
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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    You and me...why not?
  • ChrisR0se
    ChrisR0se Posts: 1,855 Member
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    Zombies would find you to be an excellent meal.
  • mikoodles
    mikoodles Posts: 139
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    I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my *kitten* and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.

    Oh. Good. Lord. haha
  • JDAlder
    JDAlder Posts: 153 Member
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    If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off? ;)
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
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    As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash...
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
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    Does this rag smell funny to you?
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    you remind me of my pinky toe. cute, widdle.... and imma bang you on my coffee table.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Hey Yoovie Nices shoes...
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
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    you remind me of my pinky toe. cute, widdle.... and imma bang you on my coffee table.

    BAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm totally gonna try that one out on the man tonight :P
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. :flowerforyou:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. :flowerforyou:

    you had me at booger. :love:
  • BeyondTrouble
    BeyondTrouble Posts: 62 Member
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    you remind me of my pinky toe. cute, widdle.... and imma bang you on my coffee table.

    OMG I never heard that one before! LOL you win the message boards today :drinker:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
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    It puts the lotion on its skin........
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    BONNER!
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
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    I like your toys. Mine are all sticky.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
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    "You're with me, leather"
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    I had a great one and a dude skated in before me...

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