Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

Bum rushing the streakers

sgtdub555 · January 2013

for trying on boots with nothing else on

KimLovesDon · January 2013

Wearing a shirt and shoes, but nothing else. :noway:

Terasome · January 2013

for asking if he could handcuff me to the door :devil: @sgtdub

KimLovesDon · January 2013

Begging to be handcuffed.

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

ogling the handcuffed people

sissiluv · January 2013

@Laura: Decided to model some lingerie for lucky passerby! Unfortunately management didn't appreciate it so much.

Terasome · January 2013

For orchestrating a massive nude flashmob

keith0373 · January 2013

Terasome was the only one who showed up nekkid for said flash mob.

Terasome · January 2013

well you showed up, you were just chicken

N8r8r · January 2013

Doing whippets with the aresol Reddi Wip.

XxfitforeverxX · January 2013

I don't know what to say.

Terasome · January 2013

For not telling the assistant what she needed when she was asked repeatedly

caldon4523 · January 2013

Answering the department phone, "Target women''s lingerie department, how can I help you?"

XxfitforeverxX · January 2013

@Terasome

For trying on every pair of shoes in the store.

KimLovesDon · January 2013

Making macaroni necklaces and asking passersby to spray cheez-whiz on her!

XxfitforeverxX · January 2013

Making macaroni necklaces and asking passersby to spray cheez-whiz on her!

Who, me?!? You know I don't like mac n' cheese.

mikey1976 · January 2013

for opening a salon and shaving her intials in the customers heads

krazyforyou · January 2013

offering candy to old ladies

N8r8r · January 2013

@kdorosh Trying to pass off catnip as Marijuana and getting busted by the cops :bigsmile:

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