Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    for refusing to pay full retail price for anything and trying to bargain with the cashier. then offering sex.
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
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    For posing as a greeter and throwing paint balloons at everyone that enters
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
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    For getting irate with the lady in the photo department because her 1hr photo took 1h15m

    Changed your photo? Nice!

    Do they have a photo department?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    picked up a bottle of pelligrino and some crest and a toothbrush and did her oral hygene in the aisle.

    the PA announced "girl doing oral (gchhsh static) aisle 10" and created a mob scene.
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
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    ^^^^ LAUGHED SO HARD!!!! hahah awesome!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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    she was hitting on the manager, and while she was doing that his wife walked in...
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
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    Posing as Matisse....identity theft.
  • CheriLMT
    CheriLMT Posts: 220 Member
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    trying to buy alcohol...underage!
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
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    Inching close to 50... I like you already!!!!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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    she got into a fight with a small child
  • bettyboop416
    bettyboop416 Posts: 18
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    Obviously because you sat on one of the ScooterShoppers and used a broom to joust at the employees.


    who did not have brooms or ScooterShoppers ... or any desire to joust.

    :D

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