Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    Taking profile pics in various states of undress
  • mrskeg
    mrskeg Posts: 153 Member
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    Reenacting "Star Wars" with the figures in the toy department.
  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472
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    squeezing the melons inappropriately in the produce department
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Holding a tricycle race a la “Revenge of the Nerds”
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
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    test riding all the bicycles through the ladies dept.
    Oh my goodness, I've done this!! Okay...not ALL the bikes, just the one I wanted to test drive. :grumble:

    Hmm...I'd say b/c she tried on the lingerie and kept making passers by faint.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    For setting up a kissing booth in the middle of the candy isle....only supposed to have Hershey Kisses :)
  • WIChelle
    WIChelle Posts: 471 Member
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    For deciding to taste test the berries in the produce isle until she found the good ones.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    punkin chunkin
  • withtimecomesmiracles
    withtimecomesmiracles Posts: 339
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    Not wearing shoes is unsanitary.
  • WIChelle
    WIChelle Posts: 471 Member
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    Distracting the cashier in that hot dress :)
  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
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    Flirting with security so someone else could make a get a way
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Making a fort out of the plastic storage tubs & defending said fort with fruit from produce
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
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    For prancing around half naked trying on high heels
  • thatfitgaal
    thatfitgaal Posts: 66
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    For having cart races down the aisles with his mates
  • spongeh
    spongeh Posts: 152 Member
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    for taking a poop in the frozen food isle
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
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    For riding the motorized bikes up and down isles chasing people.
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
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    Driving the getaway car!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    For reading every label on every vitamin bottle...and fact checking them.
  • lu_equi
    lu_equi Posts: 47 Member
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    for teaching his dog to give puppy dog eyes to hot ladies !
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
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    for hugging everyone she sees.

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