Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    Blocking the entrances saying he was the gate keeper
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Hiding in the frozen food compartments, saying "there is only Zuul!" when people open the doors...
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    Going through all the marshmallows looking for the StayPuft Marshmallow Man
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Creating the StayPuft Marshmallow Man out of all of the marshmallows
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
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    Roasting marshmallow peeps on the display grill.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    Ran around the store with a Red Light on their head, telling people they were special
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    standing in housewares telling random people that you love lamp
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
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    for eating the fake worms in the Fishing Aisle
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    for eating chili, which leads to gas...then kicked out because they thought you were stealing stink bait & duck calls (thank you, Larry the Cable Guy for this gem) ;)
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    For broadcasting Larry the Cable Guy on all the store's TVs
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
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    For dropping contraceptives in everyone's carts.
  • AmesMc1972
    AmesMc1972 Posts: 194 Member
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    Sat in the middle of the beer isle and screamed "KEG PARTY"!
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
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    For propositioning the Cart Boy!
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    For impersonating a priest and offering to perform marriages for random people
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
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    For playing with the Star Wars Swords since you have the Princess Laya (sp?) hairdo!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    For referring to them as "swords" when the proper term is "light sabers"
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    For not being able to spell Leia

    edited for being too slow

    Laura - for using Nair on your legs and singing "Who Wears Short Shorts" over the PA system
  • TheUnthinkingMajority
    TheUnthinkingMajority Posts: 82 Member
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    blasting lady gaga on the car radios, dancing to it
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Blasting Cotton Eye Joe & starting a massive line dance
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
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    Putting on an aluminum foil bikini and singing "I feel pretty "while dancing in the electronics section.

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