I cheated :-(
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Remember, ALL men cheat! Taking that from another earlier post! haha!!!0
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Wow, okay I wasn't expecting this much support. Thanks guys. As far as judging SouthBeach goes, I mean, I get it; it's a trashy sort of a diet, alright? But you sit down with a one pound block of cheddar cheese in one hand and a rack of beef ribs in the other and tell me you're going to keep from stuffing that deep inside of you.
As far as pork goes, no pork. That's immoral at best, and frankly should be illegal. It disgusts me what some people will eat.
But as far as 'just getting back on the horse' goes, I don't think I can go back to my old diet. Even if I could keep the images of all that amazing SoBe fat and protein off the back of my eyelids, I still doubt my old diet would even have me. It's going to be 'ooh, fish is good enough for you again all of a sudden?' and 'maybe you'd prefer a nice STEAK'.
I do have a distinct odor about me now that is hard to wash out of the clothes. I feel like everyone knows I cheated.
I've thrown it all away.0 -
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Ugh, another cheating thread. :sick:
Why are you spreading your business all over the internet like this? Do you think your stomach would be happy to find out you're discussing the intimate details of your relationship with a bunch of internet strangers?
If your diet wasn't satisfying you, then maybe you should have talked it over, maybe considered an open relationship. but to just do this is repugnant.
All you men do this.0 -
Ugh, another cheating thread. :sick:
Why are you spreading your business all over the internet like this? Do you think your stomach would be happy to find out you're discussing the intimate details of your relationship with a bunch of internet strangers?
If your diet wasn't satisfying you, then maybe you should have talked it over, maybe considered an open relationship. but to just do this is repugnant.
All you men do this.
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Just don't let it see you anywhere near that b*tch, Paleo.0
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Whatever, man. Me and cheese and beef have an open relationship. I dabble in her sweet protein fattyness, and she keeps me satisfied long enough to go back to my veggies with a smile, even when veggies can't make me smile. Just be cool and neither of them have to know. :glasses:Wow, okay I wasn't expecting this much support. Thanks guys. As far as judging SouthBeach goes, I mean, I get it; it's a trashy sort of a diet, alright? But you sit down with a one pound block of cheddar cheese in one hand and a rack of beef ribs in the other and tell me you're going to keep from stuffing that deep inside of you.
As far as pork goes, no pork. That's immoral at best, and frankly should be illegal. It disgusts me what some people will eat.
But as far as 'just getting back on the horse' goes, I don't think I can go back to my old diet. Even if I could keep the images of all that amazing SoBe fat and protein off the back of my eyelids, I still doubt my old diet would even have me. It's going to be 'ooh, fish is good enough for you again all of a sudden?' and 'maybe you'd prefer a nice STEAK'.
I do have a distinct odor about me now that is hard to wash out of the clothes. I feel like everyone knows I cheated.
I've thrown it all away.0 -
Whatever, man. Me and cheese and beef have an open relationship. I dabble in her sweet protein fattyness, and she keeps me satisfied long enough to go back to my veggies with a smile, even when veggies can't make me smile. Just be cool and neither of them have to know. :glasses:
Oh, they know. They ALWAYS know. You can smell the beef and cheese all over you.0 -
Oh, they know. They ALWAYS know. You can smell the beef and cheese all over you.
That's what worries me. And it's not like I can go to a nutritionist with my diet and ask how to make things "work". I just wanted a little snack on the side; I didn't expect things to escalate so quickly.0 -
Whatever, man. Me and cheese and beef have an open relationship. I dabble in her sweet protein fattyness, and she keeps me satisfied long enough to go back to my veggies with a smile, even when veggies can't make me smile. Just be cool and neither of them have to know. :glasses:
Oh, they know. They ALWAYS know. You can smell the beef and cheese all over you.
Karma is a b..errr...not so nice thing at times. You better watch it. One day you'll be licking and loving on that cheese and BAM! Lactose intolerant. True story.0 -
It's all about keeping it a snack on the side. Don't let those fats and proteins get involved with your life. Don't give her your phone number or your work address. Just keep it casual and minute, and it'll stay that way. She knows her place, and if you give her more than inch, she'll take that and a mile.Oh, they know. They ALWAYS know. You can smell the beef and cheese all over you.
That's what worries me. And it's not like I can go to a nutritionist with my diet and ask how to make things "work". I just wanted a little snack on the side; I didn't expect things to escalate so quickly.0 -
It's all about keeping it a snack on the side. Don't let those fats and proteins get involved with your life. Don't give her your phone number or your work address. Just keep it casual and minute, and it'll stay that way. She knows her place, and if you give her more than inch, she'll take that and a mile.
To be honest I take your advice with a grain of salt, for some reason I just doubt your motives.
My diet isn't some game to me, this is a lifestyle choice.0 -
Threesome.0
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Steve Perry is disappointed.0
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#1: Dieting threesome FTW. Problem. Solved.
#2: Steve Perry saw this coming. And he said:
It won't be long girl, till you're alone / When your lover, oh, he hasn't come home
Cause he's lovin' oo, he's touchin', / He's squeezin' another
He's tearin' you apart / Oh, every, everyday
He's tearin' you apart / Oh girl what can you say?
Cause he's lovin', touchin' another / Now it's your turn, girl to cry
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It's all about keeping it a snack on the side. Don't let those fats and proteins get involved with your life. Don't give her your phone number or your work address. Just keep it casual and minute, and it'll stay that way. She knows her place, and if you give her more than inch, she'll take that and a mile.
To be honest I take your advice with a grain of salt, for some reason I just doubt your motives.
My diet isn't some game to me, this is a lifestyle choice.
Well, poly relationships are possible. It requires for all parties to be aware and honest though. Unless you want to keep going on the sly and wrecking your nerves with your cheating..it's time to come clean and see if you can work some kind of agreement out with all involved.
*gives serious nod nod* :P0 -
#1: Dieting threesome FTW. Problem. Solved.
#2: Steve Perry saw this coming. And he said:
It won't be long girl, till you're alone / When your lover, oh, he hasn't come home
Cause he's lovin' oo, he's touchin', / He's squeezin' another
He's tearin' you apart / Oh, every, everyday
He's tearin' you apart / Oh girl what can you say?
Cause he's lovin', touchin' another / Now it's your turn, girl to cry
You just had to go there..didn't you....
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You smell like beef and cheese.
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We all are entitled to cheat... If you never cheat, you wont make it anyway....Listen, there is no punishment to be had. You’re human. You made a mistake. You’ll hopefully learn from this mistake and not do it again. However, if you planned on cheating and you enjoyed yourself with friends and family then there’s nothing at all to worry about. You just don’t want to make a habit of it (more than 2x a week). Plus, even if you did 2 hours of cardio the most you would probably burn is about 1,200 calories (and that’s if you were really cranking). Considering that a cheat meal is typically well over that amount you’ll begin to realize that you simply can’t “out train a bad diet.” What I recommend is this: If you know you’re going out for a cheat meal that night I would do a high intensity interval cardio workout, or even better, one of my Fatlossity metabolic resistance based workouts which incorporate both cardio and weights. By working out within 12 hours of your cheat meal you will better be able to utilize glucose and prevent unwanted spikes in insulin. Of course, you could workout directly after your cheat meal as well, but unfortunately for most people cheat meals often include alcohol and are had at night. The bottom line is that when the damage is done, it’s done. The best thing you can do is to remember that transforming your body and achieving your ideal shape is a journey. Very few people master it the first time around without any ups and downs. As long as you recommit yourself immediately and keep your cheat meals to 1-2x a week (except for first 21 days) then I think you’ll find you get to enjoy the best of both worlds! I hope this helped ease your worries about cheating on your diet and how best to get a handle on it in the future. God Bless My Dear...:happy:0
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I hear that since Sensa became popular that Raspberry Ketones is looking for a new husband....
maybe hook them up with SouthBeach and let them ride off into the sunset together.
your diet will forgive you if you grovel enough.
true story.
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What kind of cracked out south beach diet are you doing? Beef and cheese consumption are limited on South Beach. Have you actually read the book? Protein and fats mostly come from lean sources such as poultry and fish.0
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It's all about keeping it a snack on the side. Don't let those fats and proteins get involved with your life. Don't give her your phone number or your work address. Just keep it casual and minute, and it'll stay that way. She knows her place, and if you give her more than inch, she'll take that and a mile.
To be honest I take your advice with a grain of salt, for some reason I just doubt your motives.
My diet isn't some game to me, this is a lifestyle choice.
Well, poly relationships are possible. It requires for all parties to be aware and honest though. Unless you want to keep going on the sly and wrecking your nerves with your cheating..it's time to come clean and see if you can work some kind of agreement out with all involved.
*gives serious nod nod* :P
But what if you're going along in this poly relationship, but then your stomach goes and wants ice cream. At first, it's a couple photos on the internet, then a chance meeting in the grocery store. Then whammo! you're all happy with your meat and cheese and veggies, and ice cream waltzes in and ruins everything.
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What kind of cracked out south beach diet are you doing? Beef and cheese consumption are limited on South Beach. Have you actually read the book? Protein and fats mostly come from lean sources such as poultry and fish.
Obviously he's juggling so many diets that he's getting their names all mixed up.0 -
It's all about keeping it a snack on the side. Don't let those fats and proteins get involved with your life. Don't give her your phone number or your work address. Just keep it casual and minute, and it'll stay that way. She knows her place, and if you give her more than inch, she'll take that and a mile.
To be honest I take your advice with a grain of salt, for some reason I just doubt your motives.
My diet isn't some game to me, this is a lifestyle choice.
Well, poly relationships are possible. It requires for all parties to be aware and honest though. Unless you want to keep going on the sly and wrecking your nerves with your cheating..it's time to come clean and see if you can work some kind of agreement out with all involved.
*gives serious nod nod* :P
But what if you're going along in this poly relationship, but then your stomach goes and wants ice cream. At first, it's a couple photos on the internet, then a chance meeting in the grocery store. Then whammo! you're all happy with your meat and cheese and veggies, and ice cream waltzes in and ruins everything.
True story.
Its not just ice cream waltzing in that you have to worry about. Ice cream is a crafty stalker and she'll get you if you're not careful. First it starts with those late night cravings where she's calling your name at 2:00 in the morning. Maybe you've been out drinking, maybe not, but she's calling all the same. Next, she wants more, and you're trying to say no. But its not an answer ice cream likes. So you come home one day and what do you find? Ice creams there in your kitchen and the vegetables you hold so dear are boiling. Right there in the pot! Boiling your vegetables. No salt or anything on them.0 -
You just need to be honest and face the consequences. Have you said good bye to South Beach or is it still in your life? My disappointment in you is immeasurable. :sad:0
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What do you do when this happens????
I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
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Oh, they know. They ALWAYS know. You can smell the beef and cheese all over you.
That's what worries me. And it's not like I can go to a nutritionist with my diet and ask how to make things "work". I just wanted a little snack on the side; I didn't expect things to escalate so quickly.
Hey dude...you got yourself into this mess...just step up and face the music.0 -
Hey dude...you got yourself into this mess...just step up and face the music.
I thought this was a place for support. You're triggering me!0 -
It's all about keeping it a snack on the side. Don't let those fats and proteins get involved with your life. Don't give her your phone number or your work address. Just keep it casual and minute, and it'll stay that way. She knows her place, and if you give her more than inch, she'll take that and a mile.
To be honest I take your advice with a grain of salt, for some reason I just doubt your motives.
My diet isn't some game to me, this is a lifestyle choice.
Well, poly relationships are possible. It requires for all parties to be aware and honest though. Unless you want to keep going on the sly and wrecking your nerves with your cheating..it's time to come clean and see if you can work some kind of agreement out with all involved.
*gives serious nod nod* :P
But what if you're going along in this poly relationship, but then your stomach goes and wants ice cream. At first, it's a couple photos on the internet, then a chance meeting in the grocery store. Then whammo! you're all happy with your meat and cheese and veggies, and ice cream waltzes in and ruins everything.
True story.
Its not just ice cream waltzing in that you have to worry about. Ice cream is a crafty stalker and she'll get you if you're not careful. First it starts with those late night cravings where she's calling your name at 2:00 in the morning. Maybe you've been out drinking, maybe not, but she's calling all the same. Next, she wants more, and you're trying to say no. But its not an answer ice cream likes. So you come home one day and what do you find? Ice creams there in your kitchen and the vegetables you hold so dear are boiling. Right there in the pot! Boiling your vegetables. No salt or anything on them.
Well, no one said a poly relationship was going to be easy. Just going to have to try to work them all in :P0
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