I cheated :-(

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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    my getting fit progress has been exactly like highschool.

    I paid attention, gave it 60%, refused to study for 50% of it and pulled off a 3.78 GPA.

    so now Im putting in a little effort to see what happens.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    just break up
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    might as well buy a nickle back CD while you're at it...
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    It's all about keeping it a snack on the side. Don't let those fats and proteins get involved with your life. Don't give her your phone number or your work address. Just keep it casual and minute, and it'll stay that way. She knows her place, and if you give her more than inch, she'll take that and a mile.

    To be honest I take your advice with a grain of salt, for some reason I just doubt your motives.

    My diet isn't some game to me, this is a lifestyle choice.

    Well, poly relationships are possible. It requires for all parties to be aware and honest though. Unless you want to keep going on the sly and wrecking your nerves with your cheating..it's time to come clean and see if you can work some kind of agreement out with all involved.

    *gives serious nod nod* :P

    But what if you're going along in this poly relationship, but then your stomach goes and wants ice cream. At first, it's a couple photos on the internet, then a chance meeting in the grocery store. Then whammo! you're all happy with your meat and cheese and veggies, and ice cream waltzes in and ruins everything.

    True story.

    Its not just ice cream waltzing in that you have to worry about. Ice cream is a crafty stalker and she'll get you if you're not careful. First it starts with those late night cravings where she's calling your name at 2:00 in the morning. Maybe you've been out drinking, maybe not, but she's calling all the same. Next, she wants more, and you're trying to say no. But its not an answer ice cream likes. So you come home one day and what do you find? Ice creams there in your kitchen and the vegetables you hold so dear are boiling. Right there in the pot! Boiling your vegetables. No salt or anything on them.

    Well, no one said a poly relationship was going to be easy. Just going to have to try to work them all in :P

    OMG.. I almost passed out laughing at this sht hahah!!

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