Random Thoughts thread

FootballGamer58
FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
Post any random thought that pops in


God I am craving pistachios right now
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  • djames92
    djames92 Posts: 990 Member
    garlic bread is delicious
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
  • djames92
    djames92 Posts: 990 Member
    How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
    3
  • troy0
    troy0 Posts: 37 Member
    They should make gloves for monkeys.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    If i really want to become swole, should I fall into a black hole so my density goes to infinity
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    This ad prevents me from further thought.

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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Sparkling Ice orange mango water mixed with vodka and citronge is REALLY good.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    If a panty needs freshening but no one is around to smell it. does it really stink?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    These pretzels are making me thirsty!
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Man this beef jerky is gooooooooood
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    YO YO MA
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    If a panty needs freshening but no one is around to smell it. does it really stink?

    Sprinkle bacon bits on it and all is good in the world.
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    Man this beef jerky is gooooooooood

    Really wish you'd remember sharing is caring.
  • Rynatat
    Rynatat Posts: 807 Member
    My Giant Sock Monkey keeps the monsters away at night when I'm by myself...
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Man this beef jerky is gooooooooood

    Really wish you'd remember sharing is caring.
    I'll share by jerky if you share your bewbs.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    I put on fresh socks everytime I go to the gym, and walk around on who knows what with my shoes....why am I required to wear shoes
  • You're required to shoes? Oh that's why people look at me weird..
  • Cathy7794
    Cathy7794 Posts: 223 Member
    These pretzels are making me thirsty!
    Hahaha! Best thing I've read here all day! :drinker:
  • Rynatat
    Rynatat Posts: 807 Member
    I put on fresh socks everytime I go to the gym, and walk around on who knows what with my shoes....why am I required to wear shoes

    To protect the socks... must protect the socks! Especially from the dryer gnomes who try to hide the left sock. Always the left sock, why always the left. I don't get it. I just don't get it...
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    I hate dryer gnomes.....
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    Man this beef jerky is gooooooooood

    Really wish you'd remember sharing is caring.
    I'll share by jerky if you share your bewbs.

    Oh you can have some of them as long as you like me touchy touchy them. ;)
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I am really sleepy, but it"s still early. If i go to sleep now i won't be able to sleep through the night, and i'll wake up in the morning feeling tired.:grumble:
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    i have bewbs
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    Why isn't there a Salvation Navy or Salvation Marines?
  • Rynatat
    Rynatat Posts: 807 Member
    i have bewbs

    Share, please?
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    i have bewbs

    Share, please?

    you can only kinda see in one of my pics, ill have to take a nice breast shot just for ya
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    Why do people spell boobs 'bewbs'?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Why isn't there a Salvation Navy or Salvation Marines?

    I never thought of this until you brought it up.
    Darn it.
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
    I need a midget to change my light bulb. Dammit, where is Virgil.....