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    • Posts: 1,310 Member
      i remember my first beer
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      I borrowed him to get the monkey off the top shelf...


      Well I don't mind you borrowing him. If you could send him on his merry way asap. I can see a 2nd bulb starting to flicker....hmmm
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      My first beer..
      It was an ice cold Miller Pony.. in the front yard. drinking it while running away from my brother that i took it from. Yeah i finished it before he caught me i was fast for an 8 year old
    • Posts: 253 Member
      mmmmmmm beer
    • Posts: 253 Member
      I like big arms
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      I saw a midget go into a strip club. It made me laugh...a lot. and out loud...you know lol..


      That would have been awesome to see. Here's a joke....would it be considered sexual harassment if a midget told you your hair smelled great? haha
    • Posts: 191 Member
      corn on the cobb good
    • Posts: 5,404 Member
      I like midgets.
    • Posts: 1,310 Member
      i like widgets and socks
    • Posts: 210
      i like toe socks so each toe has its own little sleeping bag
    • Posts: 5,404 Member
      Widgets is a pretty broad term. Socks on the other hand are pretty self-explanatory. ( unless they're toe socks)
    • Posts: 1,310 Member
      i wish i was wearing toe socks
    • Posts: 253 Member
      i like widgets and socks
      sock fetish?
    • Posts: 78 Member
      I dont understand why people put hashtags?.. i dont get it
    • Posts: 17,271 Member
      i AM SLEEPY
    • Posts: 42
      Wonder why my pet dragon barked at it's nose. Itch?
    • Posts: 1,310 Member
      no but its all thats on my mind
    • Posts: 237
      my roomate left a roll of toilet paper on the kitchen table and it's kinda wierding me out. Why is it here? Does she expect me to put it away? It's an almost brand new roll... WHY IS IT IN THE KITCHEN? Also skittletits.
    • Posts: 71 Member
      I dunno about widgets, but I LOVE Victoria's Secret!!
    • Posts: 78 Member
      there you go!
    • Posts: 316 Member
      Mulva ?
    • Posts: 1,310 Member
      DOLORES!
    • Posts: 78 Member
      i wish i had an awesome mid-section picture to share as my profile pic :(
    • Posts: 5,404 Member
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    • Posts: 210
      i came home one day tv was on did not see the room mate but there was a movie on so i stopped wonder where he was.. They i heard him say he get out of the way i am watching that.. Turned around he had the bathroom door open watching the movie from the toilet eating a sandwich..
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      Anyway back to my toe socks they are so cozy for the toes i got to get some more of these
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      Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
      Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
      Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
      That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -

      Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
      Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
      Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
      Splash the wine on every door!

      Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
      Pound them up with a thumping pole;
      And when you've finished, if any are whole,
      Send them down the hall to roll!

      That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
      So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!
    • Posts: 5,404 Member
      I'm afraid of you.
    • Posts: 210
      anyone else just get nervous
    • Posts: 29 Member
      It is really cold in Houston tonight.
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