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  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    i remember my first beer
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
    I need a midget to change my light bulb. Dammit, where is Virgil.....

    I borrowed him to get the monkey off the top shelf...


    Well I don't mind you borrowing him. If you could send him on his merry way asap. I can see a 2nd bulb starting to flicker....hmmm
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
    My first beer..
    It was an ice cold Miller Pony.. in the front yard. drinking it while running away from my brother that i took it from. Yeah i finished it before he caught me i was fast for an 8 year old
  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
    mmmmmmm beer
  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
    I like big arms
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
    I need a midget to change my light bulb. Dammit, where is Virgil.....

    I saw a midget go into a strip club. It made me laugh...a lot. and out loud...you know lol..


    That would have been awesome to see. Here's a joke....would it be considered sexual harassment if a midget told you your hair smelled great? haha
  • TaminaShock
    TaminaShock Posts: 191 Member
    corn on the cobb good
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    I like midgets.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    i like widgets and socks
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
    i like toe socks so each toe has its own little sleeping bag
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Widgets is a pretty broad term. Socks on the other hand are pretty self-explanatory. ( unless they're toe socks)
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    i wish i was wearing toe socks
  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
    i like widgets and socks
    sock fetish?
  • estrada3d
    estrada3d Posts: 78 Member
    I dont understand why people put hashtags?.. i dont get it
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    i AM SLEEPY
  • mia840
    mia840 Posts: 42
    Wonder why my pet dragon barked at it's nose. Itch?
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    no but its all thats on my mind
  • aross001
    aross001 Posts: 237
    my roomate left a roll of toilet paper on the kitchen table and it's kinda wierding me out. Why is it here? Does she expect me to put it away? It's an almost brand new roll... WHY IS IT IN THE KITCHEN? Also skittletits.
  • seafuss
    seafuss Posts: 71 Member
    I dunno about widgets, but I LOVE Victoria's Secret!!
  • estrada3d
    estrada3d Posts: 78 Member
    there you go!
  • skcardiog
    skcardiog Posts: 316 Member
    Mulva ?
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    DOLORES!
  • estrada3d
    estrada3d Posts: 78 Member
    i wish i had an awesome mid-section picture to share as my profile pic :(
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    2643nm1.gif
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
    i came home one day tv was on did not see the room mate but there was a movie on so i stopped wonder where he was.. They i heard him say he get out of the way i am watching that.. Turned around he had the bathroom door open watching the movie from the toilet eating a sandwich..
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
    Anyway back to my toe socks they are so cozy for the toes i got to get some more of these
  • ScotianDame
    ScotianDame Posts: 5
    Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
    Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
    Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -

    Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
    Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
    Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
    Splash the wine on every door!

    Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
    Pound them up with a thumping pole;
    And when you've finished, if any are whole,
    Send them down the hall to roll!

    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
    So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    I'm afraid of you.
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
    anyone else just get nervous
  • waylessa
    waylessa Posts: 29 Member
    It is really cold in Houston tonight.

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