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  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    My daughter plays pokemon..now I feel old.
  • ScotianDame
    ScotianDame Posts: 5
    Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
    Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
    Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -

    Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
    Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
    Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
    Splash the wine on every door!

    Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
    Pound them up with a thumping pole;
    And when you've finished, if any are whole,
    Send them down the hall to roll!

    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
    So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!

    Wait, ...am I reading the replies right? I scared people with this? I recently saw the Hobbit--I loved this bit! :D C'mon..
  • djames92
    djames92 Posts: 990 Member
    should i have a cinnamon roll or a fudge graham protein bar?
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    Chartreuse...now, that's an odd shade of green.
  • Sassy922
    Sassy922 Posts: 399 Member
    I want another beer. And I wish good beer was zero calories.
    And I wish I could watch the BLR NFL video again without feeling like a freak.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    My dry winter skin feels like small invisible ants are biting me.


    :angry:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I'm playing Words with Friends with my Great Uncle and he is whooping me.
  • Mom2boysca
    Mom2boysca Posts: 45 Member
    Wanting a day where I can stay in bed all day! ;-)
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    I'm playing Words with Friends with my Great Uncle and he is whooping me.
    I don't know how this makes me feel.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I'm playing Words with Friends with my Great Uncle and he is whooping me.
    I don't know how this makes me feel.

    That is pretty much how I feel right now.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    My dry winter skin feels like small invisible ants are biting me.


    :angry:

    Lotion up woman!!
  • hockra
    hockra Posts: 43 Member
    Key West FL is in the high 70s. Southern Ohio is headed back to below 20 in next few days. BRRRRRR.
  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
    It was on fire when I got there. I swear.
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member

    That is pretty much how I feel right now.
    I think I may be sad for you.
  • Sunlight2013
    Sunlight2013 Posts: 53
    I got nothin
  • WPMorgenstien
    WPMorgenstien Posts: 1
    How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
    3

    ...and one crunch!:laugh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member

    That is pretty much how I feel right now.
    I think I may be sad for you.

    To be fair I come from a line of incredibly intelligent men. Also, I just overtook him.
  • Synapze
    Synapze Posts: 499
    Anyone watch VSauce on YouTube? Random thoughts turned into a full explanation. Great Channel.

    Just a Random thought.. :tongue:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Why is the ad that runs on my MFP ticker always for Mercola.com?
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
    Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
    Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -

    Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
    Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
    Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
    Splash the wine on every door!

    Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
    Pound them up with a thumping pole;
    And when you've finished, if any are whole,
    Send them down the hall to roll!

    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
    So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!

    This post wins the thread
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    work sucks !!!
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member

    To be fair I come from a line of incredibly intelligent men. Also, I just overtook him.
    Now I'm sad for the great uncle...respect your elders. ;)
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    Rick Astley is never gonna give me up.
  • aekimz23
    aekimz23 Posts: 112 Member
    If pillows could talk... What would they say?
  • cuterbee
    cuterbee Posts: 545
    I wish the dogs could let themselves outside.
  • Jmbean84
    Jmbean84 Posts: 261 Member
    Why is Christian Grey and my kids principle always in my thoughts and dreams! Really wtf!?
  • icandowhateveriputmymindto
    icandowhateveriputmymindto Posts: 602 Member
    I hate Kathryn
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    My feet are cold. I need toe socks.
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    She's gonna take my job.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    I hate bad weather

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