Random Thoughts thread

rompers16

I am never ever ever getting back in the ****ing kitchen.
Seriously, one melted bowl and broken pot lid in the span of an hour? I'm cursed.

Well you would lose weight that way.

sissiluv

I am never ever ever getting back in the ****ing kitchen.
Seriously, one melted bowl and broken pot lid in the span of an hour? I'm cursed.

Well you would lose weight that way.

True enough.
From hereon out I shall subside entirely on air, water from the bathroom tap and what little food I've hoarded away in my bedroom.

rompers16

Don't forget to forage for crumbs in the sofa...they can be life sustaining.

whierd

Just forage in McDonalds dumpsters.

snoopytwins

Miss me?

rompers16

I was just going to go to the bathroom for a good cry from missing you.

snoopytwins

I'm not feeling the love. :grumble:

snoopytwins

Did you cook or was it the hunger games at your house?

rompers16

Cooked...chicken teriyaki with veggies and rice...it was good!

Edit: To say Smoochies to you!

whierd

You were missed!

snoopytwins

Prove it!!!

snoopytwins

You didn't invite me, again.

rompers16

Open door policy...we are bff's after all. Geesh.

whierd

*Proves the depth of his "miss" through interpretive dance.*

rompers16

Turn on the web cam please.

snoopytwins

BFF hug!!!!

rompers16

((((((((((((Hug)))))))))))))))

snoopytwins

My daughter asked me how she got in my tummy. She's 4.

whierd

Be honest.

smithntuck

I used to be afraid of the pink panther...

snoopytwins

Be honest.

Yes...that's the correct answer.

rompers16

My daughter asked me how she got out of mine.

snoopytwins

I used to be afraid of the pink panther...

He is kind of freakish.

snoopytwins

My daughter asked me how she got out of mine.

"Aliens"

JonnyR214

Ain't nobody got time for that!

3RachaelFaith3

did you fart? O_o

rompers16

bump ...so I can end this thread..mu ha ha

rompers16

bump

rompers16

one more?

rompers16

geez...1 more?