Coagulated Ketchup

BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
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When you squeeze out some ketchup, do you allow any coagulated ketchup that has accumulated near the bottle's aperture to fall onto your food along with the freshly squeezed ketchup coming out?

If not, do you move it to the side before squeezing? Do you wipe it off before squeezing?

Please note that any remarks about not liking ketchup or that it should be spelled "catsup" will promptly be reported to the site moderators as "Attacking/Insulting other users". Thank you.
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    No. Coagulated ketchup is awful. It is the same texture as dried snot.
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
    i laughed at the disclaimer lol! ehh i cant stand the dried/sticky ketchup that gets stuck on the top. i try to avoid that happening lol
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    No. Coagulated ketchup is awful. It is the same texture as dried snot.
    Do you move it to the side before squeezing? Do you wipe it off before squeezing?
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    i laughed at the disclaimer lol! ehh i cant stand the dried/sticky ketchup that gets stuck on the top. i try to avoid that happening lol
    Do you move it to the side before squeezing? Do you wipe it off before squeezing?
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    gotta pick it away. same goes for mustard.
  • marz1pan
    marz1pan Posts: 80 Member
    I squeeze into the sink or trash first, and then onto my food.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I'm not big on ketchup, but this pertains to mustard as well... mustard squeezybottles get these little hard-hats of dried mustard, it's like peeling off a scab.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Ketchup doesn't coagulate on the rim of the bottle, because I wipe it off as soon as it's been misplaced. It's sloppy to close the lid on it and leave it for someone else. Rude, too!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Ketchup doesn't coagulate on the rim of the bottle, because I wipe it off as soon as it's been misplaced. It's sloppy to close the lid on it and leave it for someone else. Rude, too!

    Well, Miss Manners, not EVERYONE is living in a PALACE where ketchup does not coagulate. I suppose your housekeeper does this for you when your butler is too busy running your bath. Hmph.
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    I kind of threw up a little after thinking about that. I hate that. I try to wipe the bottle after use so it doesn't settle over and over. Ew.
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    well, i wipe off the top of my bottles when i use them, so i dont get the ketchup or mustard boogers... i hate those boogers!
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Ketchup doesn't coagulate on the rim of the bottle, because I wipe it off as soon as it's been misplaced. It's sloppy to close the lid on it and leave it for someone else. Rude, too!

    Well, Miss Manners, not EVERYONE is living in a PALACE where ketchup does not coagulate. I suppose your housekeeper does this for you when your butler is too busy running your bath. Hmph.

    ha!
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    Ketchup doesn't coagulate on the rim of the bottle, because I wipe it off as soon as it's been misplaced. It's sloppy to close the lid on it and leave it for someone else. Rude, too!

    Well, Miss Manners, not EVERYONE is living in a PALACE where ketchup does not coagulate. I suppose your housekeeper does this for you when your butler is too busy running your bath. Hmph.

    Ignore her misskortney. She clearly can't handle the fact that everyone's ketchup is different and that yours is special.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Ketchup doesn't coagulate on the rim of the bottle, because I wipe it off as soon as it's been misplaced. It's sloppy to close the lid on it and leave it for someone else. Rude, too!

    Well, Miss Manners, not EVERYONE is living in a PALACE where ketchup does not coagulate. I suppose your housekeeper does this for you when your butler is too busy running your bath. Hmph.

    Don't be silly, my butler wipes the condiment bottles while my housemaid runs the bath. Consuela does the chores.
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
    i laughed at the disclaimer lol! ehh i cant stand the dried/sticky ketchup that gets stuck on the top. i try to avoid that happening lol
    Do you move it to the side before squeezing? Do you wipe it off before squeezing?
    thats what she said.
    i usually wipe it off
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Seriously though, I'm really hurt by this! Who are you guys to tell me there's something wrong with my ketchup!!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Seriously though, I'm really hurt by this! Who are you guys to tell me there's something wrong with my ketchup!!

    The ketchup police. I have a badge made of coagulated ketchup.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Seriously though, I'm really hurt by this! Who are you guys to tell me there's something wrong with my ketchup!!

    The ketchup police. I have a badge made of coagulated ketchup.

    Next thing you're going to be telling me is that you rinse off vegetables and continue cooking with them when they fall on the floor!
  • Scareah
    Scareah Posts: 40 Member
    This is hilarious. I like the term "ketchup boogers" haha
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    I'm not big on ketchup...
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  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    HA HA HA









    catsup.
  • cardiokitten
    cardiokitten Posts: 401 Member
    I prefer the term "ketchup precum"
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    I always wipe the bottle when I am done with it so that doesn't happen, if I am out I will wipe the bottle before squeezing (and always give it a little shake so you don't get any of that watery stuff on my food) ;)
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    catsup.
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    Also, :angry: .
  • Colorfan
    Colorfan Posts: 230 Member
    Not only does that stuff have a nasty texture, but so does the watery ketchup pre-cum that comes out of that first squeeze.

    Urgh!

    Gotta toss it of course!
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    I prefer the term "ketchup precum"
    I believe that you are referring to the water that separates from the ketchup within the bottle. We are discussing the coagulated (hardened) ketchup that forms at the opening of the bottle.
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    The catsup in my house is stored upside down in the fridge, the bottle shaken before being squeezed and I wipe the top with a paper towel if it needs cleaned before being returned to the refridgerator. I prefer mustard, but the process is the same for the mustard bottle.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    gotta pick it away. same goes for mustard.

    Definitely this! :)
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Ketchup doesn't coagulate on the rim of the bottle, because I wipe it off as soon as it's been misplaced. It's sloppy to close the lid on it and leave it for someone else. Rude, too!

    Well, I could chance what the kids would use to 'clean' the bottle, but I think I am safer finding it later!
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    catsup
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