HELP PLEASE! HOW DO I LOG THIS

DavPul

This morning i went for a run and didn't realize how warm it was going to be. I overdressed and got too warm and sweaty. Some of the sweat got in my mouth and i accidentally swallowed it.

Can i log the sweat as water? Or does the sodium in sweat make me dehydrated and cause me to need more water?

Also, can anyone help with running tracker? I use My Tracks and for some reason it logs the run times but never the distance. Why won't my gps tracker work with my treadmill?

PikaKnight

I would rather know if you can log licking someone else's sweat. I mean...it's your own and so I don't think it counts because you are just recycling it.

Chief_Rocka

If you drink coffee in the morning, then the sweat counts as coffee not water.

MacInCali

Do you have any idea what you've done?!?! You better start guzzling mister ...

Oh, and don't forget to log the additional sodium.

KittieLea

I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

DopeItUp

I recommend a Master Cleanse™ and a It Works!™ wrap followed by some Shakeology™ or Body by Vi™ shakes. You should be okay.

WinnerVictorious

I would rather know if you can log licking someone else's sweat. I mean...it's your own and so I don't think it counts because you are just recycling it.

^ this.

google "The Law of the Conservation of Bodily Fluids" for more details.

Crankstr

:sick:

3dogsrunning

Sweat is a reverse negative calorie food. It takes more calories to produce it than you get from it. So no worries

EatClean_WashUrNuts

I think it's best to just get it out of your system

cindiva65

:laugh:

SatchGallamax

I imagine it'd be similar to logging any situation where you have to drink your own pee. So, I'd just copy that.

DavPul

I recommend a Master Cleanse™ and a It Works!™ wrap followed by some Shakeology™ or Body by Vi™ shakes. You should be okay.

This seems legit. Did it work for you?

LPJackson76

Your only hope is to stock up on Raspberry Ketones and Diet Coke.

Now one key note...the Diet Coke will cleanse your system, but only...and this is CRUCIAL...only if you swig about a cup of it after you put three mentos in your mouth.

Be sure to keep your lips closed tight!

Good luck!

DavPul

I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

I think you are mocking me. I find your snark to be extremely unmotivating. If you don't have something nice to me, why can't you just move on?

Mfp people are very mean

Faye_Anderson

I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

I think you are mocking me. I find your snark to be extremely unmotivating. If you don't have something nice to me, why can't you just move on?

Mfp people are very mean

Does this mean you're about to delete everyone and shut down your account? Such a cruel world we live in :flowerforyou: :laugh:

ETA: Ignore the haters, do what works for you girlfriend :drinker:

DavPul

as far as the GPS tracker since it looks like you are not really moving and walking in one place that's probably why it isnt registering distance because you are on a treadmill...just an assumption but it would make sense to me

Thank you. That sort of makes sense, but if that's true, how come the gps on the treadmill is able to track distance? I really want to be able to use my own talking device because I've heard that machine distances are not very accurate.

TheRealPDouble

I would definitely log it under gatorade...

cindiva65

as far as the GPS tracker since it looks like you are not really moving and walking in one place that's probably why it isnt registering distance because you are on a treadmill...just an assumption but it would make sense to me

Thank you. That sort of makes sense, but if that's true, how come the gps on the treadmill is able to track distance? I really want to be able to use my own talking device because I've heard that machine distances are not very accurate.

I think its just part of it's evil plan....making it up as it goes...

CherokeeBabe

Laughed way too hard at this :laugh:

DopeItUp

I recommend a Master Cleanse™ and a It Works!™ wrap followed by some Shakeology™ or Body by Vi™ shakes. You should be okay.

This seems legit. Did it work for you?

Hell if I know, I'm only here to hock my wares on unsuspecting MFP users.

maab_connor

i swallowed a bug while running once... those unknown calories haunt me to this day...

laserturkey

i swallowed a bug while running once... those unknown calories haunt me to this day...

I'm vegetarian and this is exactly why I never run! Do you know how many pages of incident report forms the Vegetarian Police require for something like that?! It's a nightmare!

cindiva65

how do you log the bug....is it a good source of protein?

PomegranatePriestess

I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

I really hope it's diet lip balm, because some lip balms are really fatty. How many calories do you think yours has?

Also, have you been logging your toothpaste?

Dezmodus

I've been told that sweat and pain is just weakness leaving the body, so what you actually consumed was weakness. You'd better double up your brotein intake, just to be safe. and remember, raw egg whites count as water, so use those instead of water when making your brotein shake.

DavPul

i swallowed a bug while running once... those unknown calories haunt me to this day...

I'm vegetarian and this is exactly why I never run! Do you know how many pages of incident report forms the Vegetarian Police require for something like that?! It's a nightmare!

I HATE the Vegetarian Police!

KittieLea

I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

I think you are mocking me. I find your snark to be extremely unmotivating. If you don't have something nice to me, why can't you just move on?

Mfp people are very mean

Does this mean you're about to delete everyone and shut down your account? Such a cruel world we live in :flowerforyou: :laugh:

ETA: Ignore the haters, do what works for you girlfriend :drinker:

REPORTED and REPORTED

3dogsrunning

I've been told that sweat and pain is just weakness leaving the body, so what you actually consumed was weakness. You'd better double up your brotein intake, just to be safe. and remember, raw egg whites count as water, so use those instead of water when making your brotein shake.

I always though sweat was fat crying. Either way it can't be good. I retract my initial comment about no worries. I'd be really worried.

DavPul

I've been told that sweat and pain is just weakness leaving the body, so what you actually consumed was weakness. You'd better double up your brotein intake, just to be safe. and remember, raw egg whites count as water, so use those instead of water when making your brotein shake.

I always though sweat was fat crying. Either way it can't be good. I retract my initial comment about no worries. I'd be really worried.

You guys have me worried. I'm going down to the free clinic right now and get free condoms.......errr, i mean checked out.

super_monty

Some people drink their own urine, how the ££$%^ do they log that?