Alli and Depends
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You're defeating the entire purpose of Alli if you wear a diaper. . Alli is a psychological weight loss pill. . Terror is what keeps you honest. . pure terror.
So...you're saying that after a week of taking Alli, I'll be lining my house with salt and accusing everyone of being demons while splashing them with holy water? Right on!
No. .I'm saying after a week of taking Alli. . you'll be afraid to LEAVE your house for fear of crapping your pants again. .0 -
You're defeating the entire purpose of Alli if you wear a diaper. . Alli is a psychological weight loss pill. . Terror is what keeps you honest. . pure terror.
So...you're saying that after a week of taking Alli, I'll be lining my house with salt and accusing everyone of being demons while splashing them with holy water? Right on!
No. .I'm saying after a week of taking Alli. . you'll be afraid to LEAVE your house for fear of crapping your pants again. .
Way to be a party pooper! I was totally looking forward to living my life like an episode of "Supernatural"! Oh well, I like my house and don't like people, so staying at home and setting up shop on the crapper sounds okay to me!0 -
You're defeating the entire purpose of Alli if you wear a diaper. . Alli is a psychological weight loss pill. . Terror is what keeps you honest. . pure terror.
So...you're saying that after a week of taking Alli, I'll be lining my house with salt and accusing everyone of being demons while splashing them with holy water? Right on!
No. .I'm saying after a week of taking Alli. . you'll be afraid to LEAVE your house for fear of crapping your pants again. .
Way to be a party pooper! I was totally looking forward to living my life like an episode of "Supernatural"! Oh well, I like my house and don't like people, so staying at home and setting up shop on the crapper sounds okay to me!
Only if you have a TV in your bathroom...0 -
I think you should throw in some hCG too. My boss is pregnant, maybe I can get you some pee on the cheap. Don't forget that lotion and chapstick will make you fat though.0
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You're defeating the entire purpose of Alli if you wear a diaper. . Alli is a psychological weight loss pill. . Terror is what keeps you honest. . pure terror.
So...you're saying that after a week of taking Alli, I'll be lining my house with salt and accusing everyone of being demons while splashing them with holy water? Right on!
No. .I'm saying after a week of taking Alli. . you'll be afraid to LEAVE your house for fear of crapping your pants again. .
Way to be a party pooper! I was totally looking forward to living my life like an episode of "Supernatural"! Oh well, I like my house and don't like people, so staying at home and setting up shop on the crapper sounds okay to me!
Only if you have a TV in your bathroom...
That can be arranged!0 -
I think you should throw in some hCG too. My boss is pregnant, maybe I can get you some pee on the cheap. Don't forget that lotion and chapstick will make you fat though.
Really?! Message me, and let's make this happen!0 -
has someone already suggested a tapeworm?0
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has someone already suggested a tapeworm?
Ooooh! Is that a suppository?0 -
My friend tried them for a little bit. Her teeth started to break, hair started to fall out. She said that if she farted, lol, she wouldn't crap herself, but oil herself. hahahhaa. I can't help but laugh. She's be afraid to go to sleep, because she was afraid to fart in her sleep and crap her SO, lol!!!! OMG, I'm cracking up while typing this!!! Still she said she paid a lot for the bottle so she finished it. She didn't go back to it, lol!!!
Good luck, ps. her weight came back!0 -
My friend tried them for a little bit. Her teeth started to break, hair started to fall out. She said that if she farted, lol, she wouldn't crap herself, but oil herself. hahahhaa. I can't help but laugh. She's be afraid to go to sleep, because she was afraid to fart in her sleep and crap her SO, lol!!!! OMG, I'm cracking up while typing this!!! Still she said she paid a lot for the bottle so she finished it. She didn't go back to it, lol!!!
Good luck, ps. her weight came back!
Blah blah blah, HOW MUCH DID SHE LOSE?0 -
My friend tried them for a little bit. Her teeth started to break, hair started to fall out. She said that if she farted, lol, she wouldn't crap herself, but oil herself. hahahhaa. I can't help but laugh. She's be afraid to go to sleep, because she was afraid to fart in her sleep and crap her SO, lol!!!! OMG, I'm cracking up while typing this!!! Still she said she paid a lot for the bottle so she finished it. She didn't go back to it, lol!!!
Good luck, ps. her weight came back!
Blah blah blah, HOW MUCH DID SHE LOSE?
Ohmigosh! I am so happy someone here understands me!
I am so offended by all of these people who are trying to help! How dare they?!! They are being so mean, and I'm really feeling butthurt right now...0 -
With oily farts it's like you can use the self lubrication for anal! :drinker:0
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I suggest eating nothing but fat, alli blocks fat, so if you eat nothing but fat you'll lose more weight! also you should try combo pilling, why just use alli when there are hundreds of diet pills? mix and match!
you can try this fun little game: dump a bunch of diet pills (atleast 15 different kinds) in a bowl and mix together.. then take five random ones, its like pill roulette!0 -
With oily farts it's like you can use the self lubrication for anal! :drinker:
Speaking of butthurt...0 -
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It really depends, but I doubt you're going to get many allies to side with you on this...at least not oozing with excitement about your choice of a weight loss path. Sure you might lose some weight, but this little bubble you have of "I don't care what you think" has a tendency to leak, which will leave you having to deal with all the crap on your own.
Just my $.02
I just read this more closely, and give you major kudos for using "oozing", "leak", and "crap" in your reply! So sneaky! Bravissimo!0 -
A new group
Allies for Alli
I can see it now.
((If this already exists I am sooooo, so sorry.)0 -
I have tried so many diet pills throughout my life that I have come to the realization that they generally don't work. I think it is more of a mind over matter effect. They tell you that you don't feel hungry and you want them to work so badly that you tell yourself you are not hungry.
I have tried the Alli. Did absolutely nothing for me.
Hope you have better luck.0
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