Things you do at your desk that you hope nobody sees

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  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    Floss my teeth after lunch. I work at a school and I think our big, public restroom is just too gross and germy to use to do anything that involves putting my hands in my mouth.

    So, after I eat lunch, I was my hands, exit the restroom using a paper towel to open doors and come back to my private office to floss. I mean, seriously - every time one of those industrial toilets flush, I think about all the aerosolized poo going in the air.

    Yes... I'm a germaphobe.
  • nturner612
    nturner612 Posts: 710 Member
    fb
    mpf
    change into my workout clothes before we close (bathrrom is too cold)

    will try:
    netflix :wink:
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    I want to hear more about Julie Mouse's porn collection...which if that happens I may *kitten* at my desk and I would not want anyone to see that, so Ill say *kitten*.
  • HuneeBunee08
    HuneeBunee08 Posts: 168
    Watching the tv in the lobby.. It's on HGTV all the time! My desk just happens to be the front desk in the lobby, im the recpetionist.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Pick my "veggie" .. that's a vag!na wedgie.

    This is the first time I have heard that expression. I almost peed laughing.

    I text, MFP, Pin, chair dance, eat, flick the bean, take naughty pictures, have my shoes off...I'm sure there are more things I do, oh..curse my co-worker
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Pick my "veggie" .. that's a vag!na wedgie.

    That. And the first thing I do when I get to my desk in the morning is take off my shoes. I don't put them back on unless A) I get up to go some where or B) someone comes to talk to me.
  • Ivian_
    Ivian_ Posts: 276 Member
    Rip some silent killers! (Someone always walks by the second I fan it out!)
    Pick my camel toe
    Adjust my boobs
    Unbutton my pants after lunch
    Sit with my shoes off
    Scratch the vag
    Give myself a mani
    Hear me having a personal phone call

    The list goes on and on :laugh:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    all the bean flickers make me upset that I work from home...anyone ever get caught?
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    Who knew women picked at thier crotch more than men?
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    all the bean flickers make me upset that I work from home...anyone ever get caught?

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  • John2347
    John2347 Posts: 336 Member
    this thread is awesome...

    shoes off
    talk smack about people with other co-workers (i work at a gym)
    constantly eat
    read books
    MFP
    facebook
    netflix
    email
    bankin/bill pay
    there is a lot more but i dont have time... im at work right now... ohh wait.....
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Some
    People
    Ask
    Non-members
    Kranky
    Irritating
    Tedious questions
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Pick my "veggie" .. that's a vag!na wedgie.

    that gives "I love veggies" a whole new meaning!!!

    What did you have for lunch? Veggies. EW

    Depends on perspective. I was thinking.....

    What did you have for lunch? Veggies. Mmmmmmm......warm, moist, veggies..........
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    all the bean flickers make me upset that I work from home...anyone ever get caught?

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    :sad: :sad: :sad: just like ladies flicking their beans...I still cannot see it......:sad: :sad: :sad:
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    Some
    People
    Ask
    Non-members
    Kranky
    Irritating
    Tedious questions
    "Kranky"? I would have gone with "Kill time". "Kranky" makes it look like you were stretching for a "K" word, and then... the jig is up.
  • portergolf
    portergolf Posts: 40
    Pick my "veggie" .. that's a vag!na wedgie.

    thats hilarious...
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    fart
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Some
    People
    Ask
    Non-members
    Kranky
    Irritating
    Tedious questions
    "Kranky"? I would have gone with "Kill time". "Kranky" makes it look like you were stretching for a "K" word, and then... the jig is up.

    I kan't spel so guud
  • heckyesitsjulie
    heckyesitsjulie Posts: 2 Member
    read health blogs
    think about losing weight
    figure out what i'm going cook that night, prepare a grocery list
    catch up on my shows while typing work things
    gchat
    take my shoes off
    MFP
    facebook
  • btwalsh132
    btwalsh132 Posts: 289 Member
    seek out and pluck the longest, wildest eyebrow i can find

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