Farting!

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  • RepsnSets
    RepsnSets Posts: 805 Member
    Ahahahaha great come back "do you even lift?" Awesome lol
  • chymerra
    chymerra Posts: 212
    i fart like crazy when i workout whether that be weights or cardio. i think it's the digestive system just kicking into overdrive with the increased blood flow and oxygen. why do you think runners get "runners diarrhea"?
  • munkyblew
    munkyblew Posts: 14
    You ever seen the pictures of that guy who was in a weight lifting competition in front of an audience of thousands and actually strained himself so hard he had a rectal prolapse? He couldn't move until the ambulance got there and everyone could see his colon hanging out of his *kitten*!

    So yeah, don't be embarassed. Worse has happened.
  • cashcash12
    cashcash12 Posts: 400 Member
    Many many times , blow the fat off lol
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Sqauts, ftw (for the win...d)!
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    I am the KING of the "crop dusters". No one escapes my odiferous influence.
  • MaggyMaizy2
    MaggyMaizy2 Posts: 148 Member
    OMG! I laughed so hard I farted! Thank you!!
  • kevinpruitt
    kevinpruitt Posts: 50 Member
    My training partner, who also happens to be one of my best friends, and I were running triangle drills in BJJ. It was his turn to rep a few from guard. On about the third one I tapped and he didnt release right away. First came the sound, a bubbly trumpet blast, followed by the most putrid and rank of odors. Point blank, in my face! He fell out laughing while I ran outside and dry heaved.
  • ladyark
    ladyark Posts: 1,101 Member
    My gym is a former Golds gym...so we have the huge body building guys and the pretty look at me girls and all the rest of us in between. I usually have my headphones on very loud so i dont hear a fart ..just the smell lol. For me, its when i am doing sit ups usually. Also, uncontrollable...couldnt hold it if i tried. But, farts happen...and when someone does it i just look at them and give them the thumbs up lol Better out than in...
  • missfitmt
    missfitmt Posts: 67 Member
    My training partner, who also happens to be one of my best friends, and I were running triangle drills in BJJ. It was his turn to rep a few from guard. On about the third one I tapped and he didnt release right away. First came the sound, a bubbly trumpet blast, followed by the most putrid and rank of odors. Point blank, in my face! He fell out laughing while I ran outside and dry heaved.

    omg this made me cry with laughter! :laugh: :sad:
  • jyuill86
    jyuill86 Posts: 10
    OMG The day after leg day is the worst when you have to work or do anything! **Don't eat lots of veggies and fruits on leg day!
    But I don't get embarrassed! Who doesn't fart...or **** themselves every once in a while???
  • andiechick
    andiechick Posts: 916 Member
    You wanna go to a yoga class, have you ever tried holding in a fart while standing in ridiculous poses?? :laugh:

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