Girls that are a 3, trying to be with us guys that are a 9

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  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
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    i like watching them cry in the morning when they sober up.
    Yeah, it sucks when you wake up, and someone moved the decimal point on you.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


    Can we at least all agree:


    All women who give head > Women who do not
    Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
    Two women > One woman
    Beer > Bacon

    Because that's math I can get behind.

    I'm only one woman, and beer sucks, so, again, about a 5

    -100000000000.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
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    I'm gonna do my own math real quick, girls are a 5, butt is a 6, face is a 7, feet are a - 2, PB&J skills solid 9, attitude is a shaky 3 sooooo that makes me a 4.7, I'll deal with that. Add a point for the obvious weird things I do to make up for my 4, I'm coming out as a pretty solid 5.5. I'll take it.

    G, you're WAY more than that!

    And this is why you are my favorite MFP friend E!! <3

    I'm like a Wonder Bra on Steroids...I give massive support!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    & we surpassed the original thread that this thread was making fun of.

    Well done folks, well done.
  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
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    I may only be a 6 but my girls <---- are at least a 9 :)

    So, that makes you a 7.5

    Ill take a 7.5 ...still nicknamed cougar LOL I don't look anywhere near my age
  • rpapesr
    rpapesr Posts: 49 Member
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    I am anywhere between 2.5 and 3 depending on how much makeup i have on, and how drunk my date is. I usually go for guys who think of themselves as 8.5 or higher, i like watching them cry in the morning when they sober up.

    Hilarious!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    & we surpassed the original thread that this thread was making fun of.

    Well done folks, well done.


    We also had a lot more fun than they did.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    I may only be a 6 but my girls <---- are at least a 9 :)

    So, that makes you a 7.5

    Ill take a 7.5 ...still nicknamed cougar LOL I don't look anywhere near my age

    Wait? are we supposed to date around our age? cause that isn't going to happen, ever! fo sho!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    & we surpassed the original thread that this thread was making fun of.

    Well done folks, well done.


    We also had a lot more fun than they did.

    YES!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    4's do the weird stuff


    It's only weird if you make eye contact.

    You're doing it wrong
  • JayHesker
    JayHesker Posts: 12 Member
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    I find this thread has enough cowbell to make me lol. Thanks everyone. I accidentally the whole thread while at work.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    3sr92y
  • dejastar
    dejastar Posts: 38 Member
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    I find this thread has enough cowbell to make me lol. Thanks everyone. I accidentally the whole thread while at work.

    Great now I am thinking of Christopher Walken.
  • JillianElizabeth73
    JillianElizabeth73 Posts: 7 Member
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    haha.. you're funny
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    What if she's a 3 dressed up as a 9?

    What if HE's a 3 dressedp up like a 9?

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  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
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    I aspire to be a 3 but my bf is at least an 8. I'm so upset about it because I have a friend that only dates guys that are 3-5 points below her because they are so 'appreciative'. Now, I'm the one that has to be appreciative to my bf for being so much hotter than me. It's really a problem. I may have to break up with him and find a 0 or 1.
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
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    What if she's a 3 dressed up as a 9?

    What if HE's a 3 dressedp up like a 9?

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    I like his sweater.
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
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    Can't post what I originally wanted to...moderators beware.
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
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    I like his sweater.
    Wonder if it comes in a V neck though?
  • donnellrae
    donnellrae Posts: 1
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    Bwahahahaha! I know right? I mean, I have these 1-2s hitting on me all the time. I'm like, "WTF! Can't you see that I am a solid 3.5? Way out of your league!"


    As I entered my breakfast, I glanced over at recent message boards and this topic caught my eye...glad I went to it, the comments made my morning lol

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