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Girls that are a 3, trying to be with us guys that are a 9

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  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    My college GPA sucks, maybe I'll have to give sandwiches and bjs to the grad school admissions people
  • HeatherNichole1978
    HeatherNichole1978 Posts: 14 Member
    " Every woman wants a date on Valentine's Day. That neediness reaches its climax - what up - on February 13th. A magical night, when a ten has the self-esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a two." -Barney Stinson

    So says Barney Stinson, so it is. Ah....wait for it....Meeennnn!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    This song is old but I had to endure it on road trips with my parents since it was before iPods, MP3's or even walkmen!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5yJvtM04VQ
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    That's because 9s don't have to give head

    9's that don't are -4's.

    But as we learned earlier 4's do the weird stuff. So now she's a 9 acting like a 4... making her a 10.

    And nobody actually wants a 10. 10's are like 2's.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    Damn idk what I am anymore. I'll stick with 5
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    That's because 9s don't have to give head

    9's that don't are -4's.

    But as we learned earlier 4's do the weird stuff. So now she's a 9 acting like a 4... making her a 10.

    And nobody actually wants a 10. 10's are like 2's.
    But 2's try harder, which bumps them up to a 3 I thought.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I'm a two, so someone, find me a 10. Did I do that math right?

    It doesn't go by height Ro.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I can't handle the numbers in this thread anymore. /mathanxiety
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    But then 3s give good head so that should bump the, up
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    3s give better head, from what I hear.

    based on this, I'm definitely a 3.

    Yea me too...embrace the 3!

    There's no such thing as a 3 that gives head - there's an automatic promotion to 5 that comes with that.

    Geez - learn the rules...
  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
    I may only be a 6 but my girls <---- are at least a 9 :)
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    3s give better head, from what I hear.

    based on this, I'm definitely a 3.

    Yea me too...embrace the 3!

    There's no such thing as a 3 that gives head - there's an automatic promotion to 5 that comes with that.

    Geez - learn the rules...

    So maybe 5 was right...
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    But then 3s give good head so that should bump the, up
    Which would make them a 4, and 4's do weird stuff which bumps them up to a 5. I'm getting confused now!
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    +5 points if they cook bacon well and like beer.

    There will be bacon. But I dont share well!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I may only be a 6 but my girls <---- are at least a 9 :)

    So, that makes you a 7.5
  • dejastar
    dejastar Posts: 38 Member
    I can't handle the numbers in this thread anymore. /mathanxiety

    Here Here:drinker:
  • Dani76babi
    Dani76babi Posts: 82 Member
    Can someone help me calculate my number? All this math is really starting to make me nervous....
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I need my number too. Don't want to offend any 9's with my flirts
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    I try to overcompensate my lack of looks with an awesome personality. It hasn't worked so far.. :D

    I used to try to overcompensate my lack of pleasant characteristics with awesome looks. It never worked* :noway: :wink:

    (*Not a true story)
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


    Can we at least all agree:


    All women who give head > Women who do not
    Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
    Two women > One woman
    Beer > Bacon

    Because that's math I can get behind.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    I mean really?

    Give me some space...

    Who the hell lied to you?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Can someone help me calculate my number? All this math is really starting to make me nervous....

    If you had been Dani77 you would have been auto-bumped to a 10 since 77 is 69 plus you get ate, I mean 8, more....
  • Bakkasan
    Bakkasan Posts: 1,027 Member
    My college GPA sucks, maybe I'll have to give sandwiches and bjs to the grad school admissions people

    How YOu dooin?
  • athenaheim
    athenaheim Posts: 496 Member
    Awe damn....
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


    Can we at least all agree:


    All women who give head > Women who do not
    Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
    Two women > One woman
    Beer > Bacon

    Because that's math I can get behind.

    Yes Kort, I agree.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


    Can we at least all agree:


    All women who give head > Women who do not
    Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
    Two women > One woman
    Beer > Bacon

    Because that's math I can get behind.

    I'm only one woman, and beer sucks, so, again, about a 5
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


    Can we at least all agree:


    All women who give head > Women who do not
    Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
    Two women > One woman
    Beer > Bacon

    Because that's math I can get behind.
    I like your style!
  • opalescence
    opalescence Posts: 413 Member
    I almost spit my drink out when I saw this thread lol.

    Well played OP!!!

    Indeed!
  • Dani76babi
    Dani76babi Posts: 82 Member
    Can someone help me calculate my number? All this math is really starting to make me nervous....

    If you had been Dani77 you would have been auto-bumped to a 10 since 77 is 69 plus you get ate, I mean 8, more....

    hahaha hungry??
    Do the numbers on my bras count in this math as well?
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    I'm only one woman, and beer sucks, so, again, about a 5
    Or more depending on your paninis. Hmmm am I the only one that sounds dirty to?
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