Girls that are a 3, trying to be with us guys that are a 9

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  • mousemom18
    mousemom18 Posts: 172 Member
    Guy who thinks he's a 9 likely has a problem with number inflation. What do you suppose he thinks 6" is?
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I'm gonna do my own math real quick, girls are a 5, butt is a 6, face is a 7, feet are a - 2, PB&J skills solid 9, attitude is a shaky 3 sooooo that makes me a 4.7, I'll deal with that. Add a point for the obvious weird things I do to make up for my 4, I'm coming out as a pretty solid 5.5. I'll take it.
  • opalescence
    opalescence Posts: 413 Member
    3s give better head, from what I hear.
    That's because 9s don't have to give head

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh: :tongue: :drinker:
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    I'm gonna do my own math real quick, tit's are a 5, *kitten* is a 6, face is a 7, feet are a - 2, PB&J skills solid 9, attitude is a shaky 3 sooooo that makes me a 4.7, I'll deal with that. Add a point for the obvious weird things I do to make up for my 4, I'm coming out as a pretty solid 5.5. I'll take it.
    Sounds like solid mathematics to me.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


    Can we at least all agree:


    All women who give head > Women who do not
    Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
    Two women > One woman
    Beer > Bacon

    Because that's math I can get behind.

    I'm only one woman, and beer sucks, so, again, about a 5


    NO! YOU SUCK!



    *moderators and peepants, please note: I am using this common schoolyard retort in an effort to be humorous. I do not, in any way, wish to hurt anyone's feelings, and trust that the youthful and jovial members of MFP and this thread will understand the oft-used reply method above as a friendly jab meant to evoke laughter.
  • Leigh012976
    Leigh012976 Posts: 71
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    However, I think we can all agree that confidence is an attractive quality. Neediness and low self esteem are not
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Can someone help me calculate my number? All this math is really starting to make me nervous....

    If you had been Dani77 you would have been auto-bumped to a 10 since 77 is 69 plus you get ate, I mean 8, more....

    hahaha hungry??
    Do the numbers on my bras count in this math as well?

    For good looking women..ALWAYS...
    as for the numbers YES..care to share?
  • Dani76babi
    Dani76babi Posts: 82 Member
    *moderators and peepants, please note: I am using this common schoolyard retort in an effort to be humorous. I do not, in any way, wish to hurt anyone's feelings, and trust that the youthful and jovial members of MFP and this thread will understand the oft-used reply method above as a friendly jab meant to evoke laughter.

    Agreed. hahaha
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    I'm gonna do my own math real quick, girls are a 5, butt is a 6, face is a 7, feet are a - 2, PB&J skills solid 9, attitude is a shaky 3 sooooo that makes me a 4.7, I'll deal with that. Add a point for the obvious weird things I do to make up for my 4, I'm coming out as a pretty solid 5.5. I'll take it.

    G, you're WAY more than that!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I'm almost certain my brain fell out.... all I want to do is make someone very very happy...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    However, I think we can all agree that confidence is an attractive quality. Neediness and low self esteem are not

    That would be..."beauty is in the eye of the BEER-HOLDER...."
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I call a foul! don't be starting trash when I can't play....

    And what about you 9s who want to be with this 10? yeah, I said it..

    :wink:
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


    Can we at least all agree:


    All women who give head > Women who do not
    Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
    Two women > One woman
    Beer > Bacon

    Because that's math I can get behind.

    I'm only one woman, and beer sucks, so, again, about a 5


    NO! YOU SUCK!



    *moderators and peepants, please note: I am using this common schoolyard retort in an effort to be humorous. I do not, in any way, wish to hurt anyone's feelings, and trust that the youthful and jovial members of MFP and this thread will understand the oft-used reply method above as a friendly jab meant to evoke laughter.

    Well I admitted to number 1, so yes. Yes I do
  • deadliftking__
    deadliftking__ Posts: 9
    This must be an inside joke thread.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I call a foul! don't be starting trash when I can't play....

    And what about you 9s who want to be with this 10? yeah, I said it..

    :wink:

    Well played Jules, well played.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I'm gonna do my own math real quick, girls are a 5, butt is a 6, face is a 7, feet are a - 2, PB&J skills solid 9, attitude is a shaky 3 sooooo that makes me a 4.7, I'll deal with that. Add a point for the obvious weird things I do to make up for my 4, I'm coming out as a pretty solid 5.5. I'll take it.

    G, you're WAY more than that!

    And this is why you are my favorite MFP friend E!! <3
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I am anywhere between 2.5 and 3 depending on how much makeup i have on, and how drunk my date is. I usually go for guys who think of themselves as 8.5 or higher, i like watching them cry in the morning when they sober up.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    This must be an inside joke thread.

    Yes, an inside joke that EVERYONE of MFP gets, except for you.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    I'm only like a -2, so I don't try to go for anyone, y'all are safe from me.
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    What if she's a 3 dressed up as a 9?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    i like watching them cry in the morning when they sober up.
    Yeah, it sucks when you wake up, and someone moved the decimal point on you.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


    Can we at least all agree:


    All women who give head > Women who do not
    Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
    Two women > One woman
    Beer > Bacon

    Because that's math I can get behind.

    I'm only one woman, and beer sucks, so, again, about a 5

    -100000000000.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    I'm gonna do my own math real quick, girls are a 5, butt is a 6, face is a 7, feet are a - 2, PB&J skills solid 9, attitude is a shaky 3 sooooo that makes me a 4.7, I'll deal with that. Add a point for the obvious weird things I do to make up for my 4, I'm coming out as a pretty solid 5.5. I'll take it.

    G, you're WAY more than that!

    And this is why you are my favorite MFP friend E!! <3

    I'm like a Wonder Bra on Steroids...I give massive support!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    & we surpassed the original thread that this thread was making fun of.

    Well done folks, well done.
  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
    I may only be a 6 but my girls <---- are at least a 9 :)

    So, that makes you a 7.5

    Ill take a 7.5 ...still nicknamed cougar LOL I don't look anywhere near my age
  • rpapesr
    rpapesr Posts: 49 Member
    I am anywhere between 2.5 and 3 depending on how much makeup i have on, and how drunk my date is. I usually go for guys who think of themselves as 8.5 or higher, i like watching them cry in the morning when they sober up.

    Hilarious!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    & we surpassed the original thread that this thread was making fun of.

    Well done folks, well done.


    We also had a lot more fun than they did.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I may only be a 6 but my girls <---- are at least a 9 :)

    So, that makes you a 7.5

    Ill take a 7.5 ...still nicknamed cougar LOL I don't look anywhere near my age

    Wait? are we supposed to date around our age? cause that isn't going to happen, ever! fo sho!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    & we surpassed the original thread that this thread was making fun of.

    Well done folks, well done.


    We also had a lot more fun than they did.

    YES!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    4's do the weird stuff


    It's only weird if you make eye contact.

    You're doing it wrong

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