How do I make the snow melt faster?! HELP!!

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  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    These are all great and totally plausible solutions, keep 'em coming!
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    Baby dragon. Get you one


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    Ok but do I have to become a khaleesi for one of these? Not sure about that happening :/
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    Leave the front door open - that will apparently heat the whole outdoors.

    At least that's what I yell at the kids... :)

    Haha! You sound like a great dad and a very neighbourly, generous person!
  • dangerousdumpling
    dangerousdumpling Posts: 1,109 Member
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    Ugh! I wish I was back in California. I hate snow and cold weather. Do you have a mall nearby where you can walk/jog/run in the morning before they open?
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    1) Go to every local warehouse/grocery/drug store and buy up all their fiber powder... and 1 gas mask :indifferent:
    2) Use it to taint to municipality's water supply (sooooo, "Gotham City", eh?) :devil:
    3) Wear the gas mask :glasses: and sit back while massive, widespread flatulence :sick: creates a localized greenhouse effect to melt all of the snow! :smokin:
    4) Enjoy your snow-free outdoor runs! :drinker:
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    1) Go to every local warehouse/grocery/drug store and buy up all their fiber powder... and 1 gas mask :indifferent:
    2) Use it to taint to municipality's water supply (sooooo, "Gotham City", eh?) :devil:
    3) Wear the gas mask :glasses: and sit back while massive, widespread flatulence :sick: creates a localized greenhouse effect to melt all of the snow! :smokin:
    4) Enjoy your snow-free outdoor runs! :drinker:

    YOU ARE A GENIUS! This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you so much!! :happy: :flowerforyou:
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    Baby dragon. Get you one

    Ok but do I have to become a khaleesi for one of these? Not sure about that happening :/

    No, you must be the Mother of Dragons and have Targaryen blood in your veins. Being a khaleesi is optional.

    YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. YOUR NERD CARD IS HEREBY REVOKED

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  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    Baby dragon. Get you one

    Ok but do I have to become a khaleesi for one of these? Not sure about that happening :/

    No, you must be the Mother of Dragons and have Targaryen blood in your veins. Being a khaleesi is optional.

    YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. YOUR NERD CARD IS HEREBY REVOKED

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    NO PLEASE NO, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
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