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stumblinthrulife
stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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Hi, my name's Doug and I'm a math nerd. It's been..... 28 seconds since I last said something nerdy and math-y.

Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and an elephant?
A. |sheep|.|elephant|.sinθ

DAMN, off the wagon again.
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    My wife's favorite saying to me, "Nobody likes a math geek, Scully."
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    (-1)^1/2, 2^3, Σ, π
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
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    B*tches love math poetry.

    -4(-cos^2(45)+sin^2(45))^(1/2)) > 2(-4u + 1u) + 3(-3u+1u)

    simplifies to:

    -4(sqrt(-cos^2(45)+sin^2(45)) > (-8u+2u) + (-9u + 3u)

    simplifies to

    4*sqrt(-1) > -6u - 6u

    Simplifies to

    -4i > -12u

    simplifies to

    i<3u

    AWWWWWW
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Sorry. One of my professors called me an idiot-savant.

    Capable of reciting the tax code, but can't get past simple 2+something is never mind.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    ( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0 .

    A dozen, a gross, and a score,
    plus three times the square root of four,
    divided by seven,
    plus five times eleven,
    is nine squared and not a bit more.

    Copied shamelessly from - http://www.math.hmc.edu/funfacts/ffiles/10001.8.shtml
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    My algebra professor at university used to say "There are only 3 important numbers in Math - 0, 1 and 8. But you must turn the 8 on it's side."

    But then again he was demonstrably insane, after spending the first lesson entreating us excitedly to look in the mirror and say numbers to see "how ridiculous [we] look".
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    A pizza with the radius z and thickness a has the volume pi*z*z*a
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    img7752y.jpg

    Bravo sir.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    ( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 .

    A dozen, a gross, and a score,
    plus three times the square root of four,
    divided by seven,
    plus five times eleven,
    is nine squared and not a bit more.

    Copied shamelessly from - http://www.math.hmc.edu/funfacts/ffiles/10001.8.shtml

    ummmm?

    I'm an idiot, but that don't look right. Unless that 2 is supposed to be teeny. Then


    awwwwww, teeny 2s are so cute!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    ( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 .

    A dozen, a gross, and a score,
    plus three times the square root of four,
    divided by seven,
    plus five times eleven,
    is nine squared and not a bit more.

    Copied shamelessly from - http://www.math.hmc.edu/funfacts/ffiles/10001.8.shtml

    ummmm?

    I'm an idiot, but that don't look right. Unless that 2 is supposed to be teeny. Then


    awwwwww, teeny 2s are so cute!

    Yeah, should be 9^2
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    ( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 .

    A dozen, a gross, and a score,
    plus three times the square root of four,
    divided by seven,
    plus five times eleven,
    is nine squared and not a bit more.

    Copied shamelessly from - http://www.math.hmc.edu/funfacts/ffiles/10001.8.shtml

    ummmm?

    I'm an idiot, but that don't look right. Unless that 2 is supposed to be teeny. Then


    awwwwww, teeny 2s are so cute!

    Yeah, should be 9^2

    Yup, the superscript was lost when copying. I shall be sure to correct it immediately. Pedant power, go!
  • mandisu
    mandisu Posts: 57 Member
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    Friends don't let friends drink and derive.

    Not a math nerd, heard that in Calculus for Business.
  • jillybean_75
    jillybean_75 Posts: 70 Member
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    Or for us computer geeks...

    "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Topics that are only relevant to a select group of people are better suited for MyFitnessPal Groups than our public message boards.

    Hurry. I'm getting a panic attack in here.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Or for us computer geeks...

    "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

    I amazed my kids the other day by showing them how to count to 1023 on their fingers :laugh:
  • dorianaldyn
    dorianaldyn Posts: 611 Member
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    B*tches love math poetry.

    -4(-cos^2(45)+sin^2(45))^(1/2)) > 2(-4u + 1u) + 3(-3u+1u)

    simplifies to:

    -4(sqrt(-cos^2(45)+sin^2(45)) > (-8u+2u) + (-9u + 3u)

    simplifies to

    4*sqrt(-1) > -6u - 6u

    Simplifies to

    -4i > -12u

    simplifies to

    i<3u

    AWWWWWW

    I <3 this!
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
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    Why was the math book depressed?

    So many problems
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Why was the math book depressed?

    So many problems

    and usually has incorrect solutions. ;-)
  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
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    As a math teacher....I LOVE MATH!!!

    But I think my students liked it before the numbers and the alphabet hooked up....:ohwell:

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