Math nerds...

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  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    What's purple and commutes? An Abelian grape.

    That's all I got.
  • jw203
    jw203 Posts: 50 Member
    Last night e^x and sin(x) went to a party. Now, sin(x) was having a bloody great time busting out his waves on the dance floor with all the other party goers until he suddenly noticed e^x sat at the bar looking glum.

    So sin(x) went over to his pal and asked, 'e^x, mate, what's up?' To this e^x gave out a big sigh and replied, 'I tried really hard to integrate this time, but once again nothing happened.'
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
    Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and an elephant?
    A. |sheep|.|elephant|.sinθ
    Q. What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
    A. Can't cross a vector with a scalar!!
    :bigsmile:

    Mosquito = vector? Howzat?
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
    Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and an elephant?
    A. |sheep|.|elephant|.sinθ
    Q. What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
    A. Can't cross a vector with a scalar!!
    :bigsmile:

    Mosquito = vector? Howzat?

    Nevermind. I became unlazy and googled it.
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Filthy child. Wash your mouth out with soap.
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    glad I'm not the only maths nerd - taking a break from learning all about null sequences to pop on here.
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
    I'm an engineer so it's not exactly the same - I'm an adequately PAID math nerd.
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    I'm an engineer so it's not exactly the same - I'm an adequately PAID math nerd.

    I'm an engineer too. I'm not adequately underpaid for my work. Hence, why I *kitten* off here a lot during the day.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    You rang????
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Any opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    There's about a 40% chance that 20 different people posting in this thread have the same birthday. Prove or disprove!
    About a hundred dollars. Yeah.

    ETA: I heard of that specific one while reading one of Dawkins' books. Already proven. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

    If you're gonna present a challenge, at least post something that hasn't been already proven or disproven, like hailstone numbers. :P
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    Or for us computer geeks...

    "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

    My favorite t-shirt!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Or for us computer geeks...

    "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

    My favorite t-shirt!

    The bulk of my t-shirts come from ThinkGeek.
  • committed120
    committed120 Posts: 23
    this thread is way better than the ones I was readying earlier about creepers and positions...
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    A pizza with the radius z and thickness a has the volume pi*z*z*a

    Mmmm.....pizza.....wait, what the hell is math??? :laugh:
  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
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    I WANT THISSSSS!!!!

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