I have a penis!!!!
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No pics? :sad: ::kicks rocks::0
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:laugh: :laugh:Awesome NSV!!!0
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OMG, THIS IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY, LMBO....along with all the comments, HILARIOUS.....we may have to have the DISCOVERY channel come and do a documentary on u, lol.....BTW, i am sure that ur partner is happy, cheers :drinker: :laugh: :laugh:0
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I guess I still need to find out what I have down there... few more months!0
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this might be the best post ever0
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Too funny :-D0 -
That is an Ah-mazzzzz-ing NSV! Congtatulations! Keep up the great work!:drinker:0
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Rock on! Way to go! Always good to be able to confirm your stuff is down there I suppose Congrats!0
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LOL Congratulations!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow.. good for you..0
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Lmao bet your glad to see it again ????0
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Congratulations, you must be so happy!0
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Funny how the little things make us men happy???? Er, maybe that was a lousy adjective to use...0
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I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!0
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Well this was a great post! Congrats hehe0
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Fantastic! Congrats!0
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Congrats!!!0
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congrats0
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Happy for you, wtg!0
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lol.. Shiitake mushroom (somebody is bound to get the movie reference)0
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Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the,
I like having a detachable penis.0 -
Congrats!! Too funny!0
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I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!
LOL! I literally LOL'ed! haha!!0 -
LOL!!! Love it! Congrats on getting reacquainted!
Weight loss....the cure for D*ckiedoo Disease. When your tummy sticks out farther than your D*ckiedoo.0 -
WOW!! So excited!! I can't wait until I can see my vagina... now THAT is motivation, my friend!
I'm sure most of the men on here are motivated for that too.0 -
You win MFP today! :flowerforyou:0
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WOW!! So excited!! I can't wait until I can see my vagina... now THAT is motivation, my friend!
I'm sure most of the men on here are motivated for that too.
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This is the best NSV male or female!0
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I still have to lift my gut up.. it's really so sexy..0
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