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I have a penis!!!!

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  • cherilyn221
    cherilyn221 Posts: 62 Member
    I'm still looking for my toes.
  • V44V
    V44V Posts: 366 Member
    What will you do with all the mirrors now?!! ;)
  • evasivefurball
    evasivefurball Posts: 2
    That's awesome, WTG! I needed a laugh. :-)
  • smaldark
    smaldark Posts: 110
    I wonder, would one say, "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?", at the discovery of your manhood?
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
    The ultimate male NSV. :laugh:
  • EjaneK11
    EjaneK11 Posts: 209 Member
    Congrats guy!
  • Frogger54
    Frogger54 Posts: 48 Member
    YEA!!!!! Congratulations!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    ^This

    Yep!!! Pics please :D PM is fine lol!!!
  • hph442
    hph442 Posts: 319 Member
    Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning :drinker:
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    congratulations, but remember...With great power comes great responsibility.
  • cbteegardin
    cbteegardin Posts: 42 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    lol

    Actually, he should have phrased this a bit better. He no longer has what is referred to as a "****do" - as in "my belly sticks out farther than my ..."

    wow! MFL edited it. okay, just think of a 4 letter word that is short for Richard
  • RAFValentina
    RAFValentina Posts: 1,231 Member
    Hahahahah Brilliant!
  • Jackie_Paper
    Jackie_Paper Posts: 183 Member
    hahahahhaha! Indeed!
  • Lucyk00
    Lucyk00 Posts: 63 Member
    Some times in life it's the...simple...things....that matter most. lol, congrats!
  • smaldark
    smaldark Posts: 110
    Yep!!! Pics please :D PM is fine lol!!!

    Can of Worms, you may have.

    - Yoda
  • JohnMessmer
    JohnMessmer Posts: 536
    Congrats!
  • scrapscot
    scrapscot Posts: 123 Member
    TMI!!
  • AmberB519
    AmberB519 Posts: 336 Member
    LOL I bet you were relieved to finally have visual confirmation! ;)
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    I remember when I had that NSV! I was like...
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  • skyblu263
    skyblu263 Posts: 91 Member
    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Literally made me LOL for real! Congrats!
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning :drinker:

    That's mean. It's not polite to laugh.:tongue:
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    NSV. That's right, I can look down and now confirm this visually.

    That is all.
    mine's bigger
  • UnoDrea3732
    UnoDrea3732 Posts: 342 Member
    Congrats!!!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    WOW!! So excited!! I can't wait until I can see my vagina... now THAT is motivation, my friend!


    Me too!
    Uh, never mind.
  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,078 Member
    That is a great NSV, congrats :happy:
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!

    ROFLMAO. I was thinking the same thing.
  • JimLeonardRN
    JimLeonardRN Posts: 296 Member
    lol they say that every 30 pounds you can recover a lost inch.





    that's right. How you like my ticker now? :wink:


    And I totally agree with ya.....Scope out my ticker!
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
    I've always heard that you gain 1inch soft for every 17lbs you lose. Lol.

    I wonder what would happen if a man could lose 170lbs. Wow now that's a long term goal. Ha ha
  • Michele0912
    Michele0912 Posts: 17
    hahahahaha!! awesome!! :happy:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    OMG, I cannot believe I clicked on this one.

    Ummm...congratulations! LOL
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