HALP, PLATEAU! SCALE IS STUCK!

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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I seem keep gaining and losing the same 1 or 2 lbs over and over again. I've tried everything! Fast food, pop tarts, cookies, white carbs, eating before bed, especially carbs. Nothing is working. Why does weight gain have to be so hard?!?!?!?! :sad:


/notsrs
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  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    celltech.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Been at that stage for about 2 months now.
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    You forgot to try binge drinking. Noob.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Do you think if I start skipping breakfast it will retard my metabolism and cause me to gain weight?
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Bash the evil thing with a hammer until it gets with the programme.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Ice Cream. duh.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Ice Cream. duh.

    almost daily. i guess i should be more consistent and not skip any days
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    You keep forgetting to poop
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Drink 5 gallons of olive oil at breakfast, another 5 for lunch and another 5 for dinner.

    That should help.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    You didn't say you eat bananas. Everyone knows that evil fruit will cause weight gain!
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    1200
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    Have you considered quitting?
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    You need to learn sleep eating.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Coconut Oil. Drink it.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Have you considered quitting?

    I quit quitting as a New Year's resolution, but quickly quit that.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    :angry:
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    Tae Bo
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    just break up \m/
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    Stop drinking water.
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    Do you think if I start skipping breakfast it will retard my metabolism and cause me to gain weight?

    Heh. You said retard.
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    You need to cleanse your colon with acai juice and green coffee.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    sour patch kids and skittles. You want to stay away from fruit, it has the wrong kind of sugar.

    Also, don't forget that here in the south we know how to deep fry everything and it's never hurt nobody, so don't be afraid of the following deep fried goodies: butter, oreos, snickers, twinkies (do they still even have those), really just use your imagination.

    Eat the above directly following a heaping plate of pulled pork barbeque (I favor the Lexington style), hush puppies/fries/onion rings, and ketchup based slaw.

    You'll thank me tomorrow.
  • cfbuss29
    cfbuss29 Posts: 11
    :happy: Pack on the protein and carbs. Have a protein shake twice a day. Learn to love carbs. Just because you are trying to gain weight doesnt mean you should eat super fatty foods like ice cream or fast food..
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    I adore it when people respond seriously.
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    You need to cleanse your colon with acai juice and green coffee.
    Don't forget the master cleanse!
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Have you looked into detox baths yet? I drank 2 a day for a week and broke my plateau.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Have you looked into detox baths yet? I drank 2 a day for a week and broke my plateau.

    Is that anything like smoking bath salts?
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Get up two hours before you go to sleep and run anticlockwise in circles.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Have you looked into detox baths yet? I drank 2 a day for a week and broke my plateau.

    Is that anything like smoking bath salts?

    It's a lot milder, but it doesn't restart your metabolism as well.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Coffee enema!

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