HALP, PLATEAU! SCALE IS STUCK!

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  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    It's because you're not doing this.


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  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    Start parking closer to stores, take elevator and or escalator and always avoid stairs whenever possible.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    OP, you did not mention bacon, cheeseburgers, or pizza. The answer here should be clear: Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza.

    That is a great tip, except substitute the cheeseburger for bacon. And the pizza, replace that with bacon.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Oh, and whatever you do, do *not* get a FitBit. It will just tempt you to do things that are contrary to your goals.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    start smoking, preferably right after you complete a workout
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
    Have you tried the deep fried donut cheeseburgers? I heard they might work.
  • Erienneb
    Erienneb Posts: 592 Member
    I like to confuse my muscles by asking them to explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity in less than 20 words.

    I laughed while I was drinking water at work. All over my desk. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    start smoking, preferably right after you complete a workout

    Are you kidding me? I smoke while I'm working out. And by working out, I mean eating bacon dipped in bacon mayo.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    You do have access to a pregnant lady ....

    hahahahah!!!! THIS!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    i think the answer is somewhere in the GNC shop

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    or you could drink pregnant lady pee.
  • _Stampede55_
    _Stampede55_ Posts: 69 Member
    Juice, then post pictures of your abs.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    use a shake weight..and consult Dr.Oz's website..
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    use a shake weight..and consult Dr.Oz's website..

    your tongue looks really swole?

    good job! :drinker:
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    i second the shake weight, but you must vid and post vid.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    People, you aren't reading the OP. He's trying to gain weight.

    Jeez. People are posting without context again.
    Good point.

    Scratch the Tae Bo. Do some heavy lifting to bulk up. Try boxes of paper, if you dare.

    QFT. Paper weighs more than iron.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    "And folks, for weight-gaining purposes, "eating clean" is not a useful concept. Big Macs are. " -Rip
  • EvilShenanigansTX
    EvilShenanigansTX Posts: 143 Member
    You need more bacon.
    I seem keep gaining and losing the same 1 or 2 lbs over and over again. I've tried everything! Fast food, pop tarts, cookies, white carbs, eating before bed, especially carbs. Nothing is working. Why does weight gain have to be so hard?!?!?!?! :sad:


    /notsrs
  • trw68
    trw68 Posts: 7
    water is a huge key to changing that as well as doing more protein and laying of carbs and refined sugar and sweets

    give it a try..

    :smile:
  • trw68
    trw68 Posts: 7
    People, you aren't reading the OP. He's trying to gain weight.

    Jeez. People are posting without context again.
    Good point.

    Scratch the Tae Bo. Do some heavy lifting to bulk up. Try boxes of paper, if you dare.

    QFT. Paper weighs more than iron.
  • dee__s
    dee__s Posts: 30
    Hm. Did you try eating vegetables?
  • ShannonECTD
    ShannonECTD Posts: 203 Member
    Have you thought about concentrating more on your workout than your diet? If you aren't gaining weight, you aren't gaining muscle. When was the last time you did a big change around on your workout? Swap things up big time for 2-3 weeks, then hit your regular workout hard again.

    Brilliant. Your muscles aren't confused enough!
    I like to confuse my muscles by asking them to explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity in less than 20 words.

    DYING!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
    It's simple really. 3 easy steps:

    1. Place pregnant lady on scale

    2. Make sure she's eating bacon wrapped bacon dipped in mayo while smoking

    3. Have pregnant lady carry you on her back while standing on scale

    Voila! Instant weight gain. OR try getting PCOS and hypothyroidism. Apparently this works like a charm
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
    Duplicate post

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