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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    77...it is 69 plus you get *8 more....
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Stuck in the middle of a crowd of horny naked nympho women that will only set me free if I satisfy them all. Oh and they are are soul less freckled ginger midgets with an oral fixation, who spend the first hour tying me down and calling me Gulliver while any Mike Patton band plays in the back ground and someone is serving bacon wrapped in bacon

    LMAO WTF?!

    what's the issue??!! If it makes you feel any better I totally wouldn't kick you out of bed either

    You wouldnt?? Even though I'm not a freckled ginger midget?

    I would. More room for the acrobatics on the floor.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNpUVfWbuPVZLZKTqTMtrhiGSafqpdPZ3RmvKDxiDkrICevnvzwQ

    FTW
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    71 it is. I aim to please. :happy:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:

    Also, the butter churner.


    Can you describe the butter churner? I'm at work so I don't want to google it.

    ^^^ Transparent ploy to get someone to talk dirty to him. ^^
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    Stuck in the middle of a crowd of horny naked nympho women that will only set me free if I satisfy them all. Oh and they are are soul less freckled ginger midgets with an oral fixation, who spend the first hour tying me down and calling me Gulliver while any Mike Patton band plays in the back ground and someone is serving bacon wrapped in bacon

    LMAO WTF?!

    what's the issue??!! If it makes you feel any better I totally wouldn't kick you out of bed either

    You wouldnt?? Even though I'm not a freckled ginger midget?

    but you are soul less?
  • cbarn025
    cbarn025 Posts: 939 Member
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    Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:

    Also, the butter churner.


    Can you describe the butter churner? I'm at work so I don't want to google it.

    ^^^ Transparent ploy to get someone to talk dirty to him. ^^

    How's you know?
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    the splitting bamboo-karmasutra position
  • RockyDon
    RockyDon Posts: 87 Member
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    ANY...
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
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    I'm just happy to be a starter.

    Totally read that as "I'm just happy to be a "SHARTER", lol!!
  • Katiediddle74
    Katiediddle74 Posts: 27
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    As long as I can reach the spots he misses I ay bothered!!
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    I'm just happy to be a starter.

    Totally read that as "I'm just happy to be a "SHARTER", lol!!

    :laugh: thats some funny $h1t there No pun intended
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
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    I'm just happy to be a starter.

    Totally read that as "I'm just happy to be a "SHARTER", lol!!

    :laugh: thats some funny $h1t there No pun intended

    What a load of Cr@p, total pun intended!!!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    As long as I can reach the spots he misses I ay bothered!!

    I see you've been talking to my wife. :)
  • funsiiz
    funsiiz Posts: 246 Member
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    LMAO....I don't want to get a warning for being bad.... LMAO....

    Rhymes with Froggy Smile?

    I am obsessed with froggies :):drinker:
  • Katiediddle74
    Katiediddle74 Posts: 27
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    Just keepin it real....
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    $h!t happens lol
  • gailmelanie
    gailmelanie Posts: 210 Member
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    Well, now... depends what I'm doing. But I suppose catcher describes many of the activities I can think of. Send it to me hard and fast!
  • Katiediddle74
    Katiediddle74 Posts: 27
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    No one does it better lol
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    i like cleaning the carpet or hard wood floors
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