I could kill my husband for what he just did.
makaiya
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Came up from behind me and held the strap of his HRM over my nose.
It stinks soooooo bad! OMFG! I love that he's taken up running, but DAMN! throw that thing in the wash once in a while! It smells like a 100 gym locker rooms concentrated. ::cough:: ::cough:: My eyes are tearing!
It stinks soooooo bad! OMFG! I love that he's taken up running, but DAMN! throw that thing in the wash once in a while! It smells like a 100 gym locker rooms concentrated. ::cough:: ::cough:: My eyes are tearing!
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Find a creative way to retaliate.
I am sure not everything you have smells like roses.0 -
You're husband took up running? If that was me I would dance with my husband's hrm around my neck!0
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so what you do is take his nasty sweaty socks and put them in his pillow case so he gets a nice whiff when he lays down!:laugh:0
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Your workout bra. Especially if it is padded. He will never do that to you again once he smells that beast. :P0
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my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.0
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my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.
WOW, that kind of tops it all.0 -
You're husband took up running? If that was me I would dance with my husband's hrm around my neck!
I would do the same!!0 -
my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.
Lol awesome0 -
He started the c25k with me and has done a whole lot better than I have. I just restarted week 1/day1 over again today after shin splints and a crap knee forced me to rest two weeks ago. So that strap has at least 2 weeks worth of funk on it. I work in a hospital so I'm used to stink, but that thing singed my nose hair.0
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Stop flushing the toilet.0
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my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.
AHAHAHAaha. Thata girl! :laugh:0 -
my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.
AHAHAHAaha. Thata girl! :laugh:
LOL thats pretty good. I was thinking a nice pair of period panties stuffed in his pillow case0 -
Pee in his water bottle and tell him it is a new energy drink0
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Find a creative way to retaliate.
I am sure not everything you have smells like roses.
^^^ I agree. That is something my husband would do to me and I would retaliate back! Just find something even worse!0 -
Spritz it with perfume. That'll teach him.0
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so what you do is take his nasty sweaty socks and put them in his pillow case so he gets a nice whiff when he lays down!:laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Id soo do this one!0 -
LOL, I thought the shoe thing was bad, but thems are some effed up ideas.
I already leave him with three kids under the age of 5 on a nightly basis to go to work. I'm going to assume he wasn't thinking when he did this, that it was a lack of sleep mistake in judgement.0 -
He's supposed to wash it once a week.0
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my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.
Made me laugh0 -
Find a creative way to retaliate.
Good idea! Maybe put him in a car with you and the kids and then drive off the road into a lake!
Sorry, wrong thread...
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my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.
That move likely would've ended with the two of you employing separate lawyers.0 -
He's supposed to wash it once a week.
yeah, a guy named "sweatymuscles" would know, lol. he claims he forgot. i think he was saving this up just to let me get a whiff.0 -
so what you do is take his nasty sweaty socks and put them in his pillow case so he gets a nice whiff when he lays down!:laugh:
No no no. She takes her nasty, sweaty socks. He's used to his own stank. That won't do anything.
Not that my hubby and I annoy the tar out of each other regularly or anything. I mean, who acts like that? So juvenile. *whistles innocently*0 -
LMAO!!!0
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Put a tsp of Catfish Charlie Blood Bait under his car seat & watch him toss his cookies! GAWD dat stuff smells so bad.0
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Paybacks are a B. I say you eat something that makes you very gassy and at night let it go and pull the covers up over his head lol We here in PA call that an Amish oven lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Put a tsp of Catfish Charlie Blood Bait under his car seat & watch him toss his cookies! GAWD dat stuff smells so bad.
wow doodlewhopper and I thought I was bad with an Amish oven lol0 -
LMAO!!0
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Put some fragrance free Ben Gay on it.Came up from behind me and held the strap of his HRM over my nose.
It stinks soooooo bad! OMFG! I love that he's taken up running, but DAMN! throw that thing in the wash once in a while! It smells like a 100 gym locker rooms concentrated. ::cough:: ::cough:: My eyes are tearing!
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Fill his jock strap with icy hot! lol0
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