I could kill my husband for what he just did.
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my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.
That move likely would've ended with the two of you employing separate lawyers.0 -
He's supposed to wash it once a week.
yeah, a guy named "sweatymuscles" would know, lol. he claims he forgot. i think he was saving this up just to let me get a whiff.0 -
so what you do is take his nasty sweaty socks and put them in his pillow case so he gets a nice whiff when he lays down!:laugh:
No no no. She takes her nasty, sweaty socks. He's used to his own stank. That won't do anything.
Not that my hubby and I annoy the tar out of each other regularly or anything. I mean, who acts like that? So juvenile. *whistles innocently*0 -
LMAO!!!0
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Put a tsp of Catfish Charlie Blood Bait under his car seat & watch him toss his cookies! GAWD dat stuff smells so bad.0
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Paybacks are a B. I say you eat something that makes you very gassy and at night let it go and pull the covers up over his head lol We here in PA call that an Amish oven lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Put a tsp of Catfish Charlie Blood Bait under his car seat & watch him toss his cookies! GAWD dat stuff smells so bad.
wow doodlewhopper and I thought I was bad with an Amish oven lol0 -
LMAO!!0
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Came up from behind me and held the strap of his HRM over my nose.
It stinks soooooo bad! OMFG! I love that he's taken up running, but DAMN! throw that thing in the wash once in a while! It smells like a 100 gym locker rooms concentrated. ::cough:: ::cough:: My eyes are tearing!
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Fill his jock strap with icy hot! lol0
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Seriously if he has been using it for that long of a period of time and it didn't bother him! What will bother him then? Nothing smelly that is for sure. I guess I would probably toss it and tell him I don't know what happened to it. He would know. Oh well.0
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Fill his jock strap with icy hot! lol0
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Came up from behind me and held the strap of his HRM over my nose.
It stinks soooooo bad! OMFG! I love that he's taken up running, but DAMN! throw that thing in the wash once in a while! It smells like a 100 gym locker rooms concentrated. ::cough:: ::cough:: My eyes are tearing!
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Oh my god. Dooooo itttttt!0 -
This thread makes me :sick:0
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That totally made me LMAO.0
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Want to get him back? Wait until after a long hard exercise session, dig around in your belly button, and stick your finger in his nose. I don't just mean hold it up where he can smell it, shove it in there so he has to deal with it for a while.0
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