single? valentines day?

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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    You do realize that a date on valentines day is not an automatic "you must have sex" thing, right?

    haha yes and woulndt matter cause i dont have sex sooooo that would suck for them if they were assuming that lol


    Then why not just go on a date? It's just another Thursday like any other...

    because I dont even like them, Im not going to accept an invitation to go on a date and have them pay for everything and feel uncomfortable sitting in a reastraunt with 150 other ppl who are all in love when i am not. its not just another day to me so if thats anyones opinions thats fine but its not mine, perhaps if i actully liked them i may consider it lol

    What if he's the one and you just don't know it yet?

    i would. ive known him almsot 3 years he knows i dont like him like that yet he asked me out on vday....the other one i know i dont like lol

    Haven't you ever seen Pretty in Pink? He could be your Ducky.
    no ive never seen it....maybe on vday ill rent it? lol

    Oh good god. You've never seen Pretty in Pink?

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  • tinajean141
    tinajean141 Posts: 59
    Okay, I have planned the perfect day for you:

    Start by waking up to see the sunrise. Then, once it is completely in the sky, watch it for a few hours and see if it moves. After that you are going to either (depending on where you live) a.) test out thin ice using a pogo stick, or b.) pour milk into your shoes and then put them on the opposite feet. Immediately following that, you are going to walk, backwards, to the nearest grocery store. Memorize the periodic table on your way there. Go to the fresh fruits section and begin peeling grapes until someone tells you to stop. Then walk over to the carrots and start sharpening them into shanks. At this point, you will probably be almost kicked out, so make your way to the frozen foods section and buy a gallon of ice cream. Go home. On your way home, shoot a fire hydrant (just to see if it does what the movies always show). Once you get home, boil the gallon of ice cream in a large pot. Watch it until it stops boiling. To finish off the night, rewrite the Bible substituting your name for God's. Bonus round: Substitute your friend's names for all the rest of the people mentioned!

    This is a much better substitute than spending valentine's day just bored at home!

    you're welcome. :smile:

    /jokes
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    On V-day I'll probably be right here, or eating a great dinner, or watching a funny movie, etc. It's just another day, nothing actually special about it. Enjoy it like you would any other day :)
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    I'm not single but me and my b/f won't be doing anything special because we think Valentine's day is probably the stupidest holiday ever, just treat it like any other day?...I prefer to celebrate the day after, discounted chocolate & candy day! woooo :D
  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    You do realize that a date on valentines day is not an automatic "you must have sex" thing, right?

    haha yes and woulndt matter cause i dont have sex sooooo that would suck for them if they were assuming that lol

    Sex is fun. A lot of fun.
    ya i know, i dont not have sex because i think its not fun, i dont because of other moral reasons.

    My guess is because the opportunity has never been presented to you
    what oppoutunity?
    to have carefree all night awesome meaningless sex? yes all the damn time. its the meaningless word that sticks out to me....
  • tinajean141
    tinajean141 Posts: 59
    You do realize that a date on valentines day is not an automatic "you must have sex" thing, right?

    haha yes and woulndt matter cause i dont have sex sooooo that would suck for them if they were assuming that lol

    Sex is fun. A lot of fun.
    ya i know, i dont not have sex because i think its not fun, i dont because of other moral reasons.

    My guess is because the opportunity has never been presented to you

    Or maybe she just doesn't want to?
    In all seriousness, the going out and buying yourself a steak seems like the best option! Yummy food. :)
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Haven't you ever seen Pretty in Pink? He could be your Ducky.

    will you be my Ducky?
  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    Okay, I have planned the perfect day for you:

    Start by waking up to see the sunrise. Then, once it is completely in the sky, watch it for a few hours and see if it moves. After that you are going to either (depending on where you live) a.) test out thin ice using a pogo stick, or b.) pour milk into your shoes and then put them on the opposite feet. Immediately following that, you are going to walk, backwards, to the nearest grocery store. Memorize the periodic table on your way there. Go to the fresh fruits section and begin peeling grapes until someone tells you to stop. Then walk over to the carrots and start sharpening them into shanks. At this point, you will probably be almost kicked out, so make your way to the frozen foods section and buy a gallon of ice cream. Go home. On your way home, shoot a fire hydrant (just to see if it does what the movies always show). Once you get home, boil the gallon of ice cream in a large pot. Watch it until it stops boiling. To finish off the night, rewrite the Bible substituting your name for God's. Bonus round: Substitute your friend's names for all the rest of the people mentioned!

    This is a much better substitute than spending valentine's day just bored at home!

    you're welcome. :smile:

    /jokes

    omg!!! just what ive always wanted to do!!!what an awesome day!!! thanks doll :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Haven't you ever seen Pretty in Pink? He could be your Ducky.

    will you be my Ducky?

    Rubber ducky, you're the one.

    This means: Always use a rubber kids.
  • runningfataway
    runningfataway Posts: 262
    Single like a dolla' bill. February 14th is just a humorous singles awareness day, and a reason to eat more sweets.
  • harrietlg
    harrietlg Posts: 239
    we don't celebrate valentines as i've always been anti valentines day, cook yourself a nice meal and watch a good film, thats pretty much what i do every year
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    In all seriousness, the going out and buying yourself a steak seems like the best option! Yummy food. :)

    throw in a Massage appointment before bed too. Now we are talking.
  • Erikalynne18
    Erikalynne18 Posts: 558 Member
    S.A.D... Singles Awareness Day lol. In university I planned a few S.A.D. events :P

    Suggestions:
    1. go to the bulk barn and get some discount candy, single people deserve chocolate too :)
    2. watch a movie... not a romantic movie, something scary/funny/dramatic, etc
    3. bake heart shaped sugar cookies, write your ex's name on them, bake... and break in half :P Yummy and can have a few laughs with some single friends while doing this :)
    4. gather some friends and treat yourself to your favorite restaurant/meal
    5. Hit the gym (its all about YOU loving YOU today)
    6. Volunteer- some people sit at home being sad and lonely all day, volunteering can remind you that life probably isn't that bad
    7. work (what I will be doing lol).

    I have a bf this year, but I don't think we will be doing anything, I don't even really expect a card. I think Valentine's Day seems more important./more obvious when you are single (ironic isn't it lol). I know he loves me, a $5 card won't change that lol.
  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    In all seriousness, the going out and buying yourself a steak seems like the best option! Yummy food. :)

    throw in a Massage appointment before bed too. Now we are talking.

    ill make myself a nice heart steak have some beer and whiskey with my kitties, watch pretty in pink so i know who the hell ducky is lol and find one of my single therapist to come massage me, oh and ill buy my own damn flowers :):flowerforyou:
  • Kattamer81
    Kattamer81 Posts: 90
    I got out with my sister or girl friends for dinner/movie/girls night out!
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  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    S.A.D... Singles Awareness Day lol. In university I planned a few S.A.D. events :P

    Suggestions:
    1. go to the bulk barn and get some discount candy, single people deserve chocolate too :)
    2. watch a movie... not a romantic movie, something scary/funny/dramatic, etc
    3. bake heart shaped sugar cookies, write your ex's name on them, bake... and break in half :P Yummy and can have a few laughs with some single friends while doing this :)
    4. gather some friends and treat yourself to your favorite restaurant/meal
    5. Hit the gym (its all about YOU loving YOU today)
    6. Volunteer- some people sit at home being sad and lonely all day, volunteering can remind you that life probably isn't that bad
    7. work (what I will be doing lol).

    I have a bf this year, but I don't think we will be doing anything, I don't even really expect a card. I think Valentine's Day seems more important./more obvious when you are single (ironic isn't it lol). I know he loves me, a $5 card won't change that lol.
    great ideas thank u !!!!!:flowerforyou:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Haven't you ever seen Pretty in Pink? He could be your Ducky.

    will you be my Ducky?

    Rubber ducky, you're the one.

    This means: Always use a rubber kids.

    You make bathtime lots of fun. Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of youuuuuu.....
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Get over it and dont think about it.
  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    Is this a thing. Valentines Day is the stupidest dumbest ridiculous day in the universe. I'll do whatever I normally do. It is NOT a holiday. And, it is NOTHING to celebrate. G damn Hallmark.
    then ont click on the fourms labled valentines day??? just a common sense suggestion
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    "Table for one sir??"
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    If I was single I would treat the hell out of myself...
    do whatever I wanted... If i wanted to go to the bar or that fancy Greek restaurant u bet ur balls I'm going.
    I couldn't stay at home.
    I would most likely go to the greek restaurant order lots of food and then after do girlie things
  • Kattamer81
    Kattamer81 Posts: 90
    Just don't forget that March 14th is Steak and BJ day for the guys!! :D
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    ill make myself a nice heart steak have some beer and whiskey with my kitties, watch pretty in pink so i know who the hell ducky is lol and find one of my single therapist to come massage me, oh and ill buy my own damn flowers :):flowerforyou:

    I think I have projected my perfect Vday on ya. lol. Well, I don't need flowers though, and I have seen pretty in pink. I'll take Sherlock Holmes though.
  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    "Table for one sir??"
    :laugh: haha i already feel akward when i take myself out to diner on a "regular day"
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Just don't forget that March 14th is Steak and BJ day for the guys!! :D

    That is REALLY hard to celebrate alone.
    Just sayin'. I ain't that hung or flexible.
  • tinajean141
    tinajean141 Posts: 59
    In all seriousness, the going out and buying yourself a steak seems like the best option! Yummy food. :)

    throw in a Massage appointment before bed too. Now we are talking.

    YESSS....and a mani pedi before the massage. Heck, okay! Here's the best plan.

    Hair cut
    mani pedi
    massage
    steak
    movie in bed with a bottle of wine

    Perfect night :drinker:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Is this a thing. Valentines Day is the stupidest dumbest ridiculous day in the universe. I'll do whatever I normally do. It is NOT a holiday. And, it is NOTHING to celebrate. G damn Hallmark.
    then ont click on the fourms labled valentines day??? just a common sense suggestion


    This poster has a point, though.. it's a fact that Valentine's Day is a holiday perpetuated and promoted by Russel Stovers and Hallmark to convince people to spend money they don't need to spend.

    If you love someone, show them you care on other days of the year. If you are not in love with someone, just have a normal day. (and don't forget to go to Walgreens late that night to get the best of the half price candy!)
  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    In all seriousness, the going out and buying yourself a steak seems like the best option! Yummy food. :)

    throw in a Massage appointment before bed too. Now we are talking.

    YESSS....and a mani pedi before the massage. Heck, okay! Here's the best plan.

    Hair cut
    mani pedi
    massage
    steak
    movie in bed with a bottle of wine

    Perfect night :drinker:

    sounds like a kick *kitten* night to me. thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    "Table for one sir??"
    :laugh: haha i already feel akward when i take myself out to diner on a "regular day"

    I get asked that question a lot! lol

    It's another day, don't sweat it.

    I think it should be reversed, in fact in my next relationship I am going to try that!! I'm going to love and spoil them 364 days of the year (like any real man should) and then on Valentines day, we can spend the day apart and have some chill time.

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