Am I the only girl who believes this?

hendongirl

Bah...people and their petty weirdness. If he says any of the following, then consider leaving:

-"I only hit you because you're pretty when you cry."
-"I caught herpes from a hooker while I was away on business."
-"Your face is so pretty...it would look so much better stretched over mine."
-"It puts the lotion on the skin!"

If none of the aforementioned (or something similar) have been uttered, you'll be just fine.

i snorted.

I did as well.

*snort*

SamanthaClarexo

:noway: He wouldn't be my boyfriend anymore, the SECOND that sentence left his lips.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

There's no one in my life that I consider my "enemy," much less my "worst enemy." I don't have time or energy for that sort of thing.

My husband and I are honest with each other. I don't know if, in this hypothetical situation, the girlfriend brought this topic up, but if she did I would say "don't ask questions to which you don't want to know the answer."

I realize that I am not the best at everything.

If I were the boyfriend in this scenario, I'd be upset that my girlfriend was sharing this on the internet instead of just talking to me about it.

sunsnstatheart

I think women expecting men to lie to them all the time is ridiculous. It seems the littlest thing sets some women off. That's certainly not meant to generalize, but there seems to be a type that is hyper-sensitive. Learn to love yourself more so tiny things don't upset you.

3foldchord

I didn't know people had "worst enemies" unless they were Sherlock.. & he's fictional. lol
But no.. I would say not.

Or Spiderman. But his worst enemy is also his best friend, if I recall..

oregonzoo

"Worst enemies"? I guess that part lost me.

SteveJWatson

I want a nemesis!

And, furthermore I want him to have a cool name like Moriarty.

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

Scarily; reminds me of this...

Is it just me or could George Carlin pass for Charles Manson without a *kitten* ton of makeup required?

I thought that WAS Charles Manson. Srsly. It kinda scared me that there was a gif of Charles Manson making George Carlin faces.

:noway:

chrishgt4

Scarily; reminds me of this...

Is it just me or could George Carlin pass for Charles Manson without a *kitten* ton of makeup required?

I thought that WAS Charles Manson. Srsly. It kinda scared me that there was a gif of Charles Manson making George Carlin faces.

:noway:

That is Charles Manson making Charles Manson faces... :ohwell:

Manda86

Bah...people and their petty weirdness. If he says any of the following, then consider leaving:

-"I only hit you because you're pretty when you cry."
-"I caught herpes from a hooker while I was away on business."
-"Your face is so pretty...it would look so much better stretched over mine."
-"It puts the lotion on the skin!"

If none of the aforementioned (or something similar) have been uttered, you'll be just fine.

This made me choke on my coffee.

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

Scarily; reminds me of this...

Is it just me or could George Carlin pass for Charles Manson without a *kitten* ton of makeup required?

I thought that WAS Charles Manson. Srsly. It kinda scared me that there was a gif of Charles Manson making George Carlin faces.

:noway:

That is Charles Manson making Charles Manson faces... :ohwell:

Back to being scared. Thanks. Appreciate that. Really. Was easier when I was dumb enough to believe it was GC.

Textmessage

So, what's it like being in high school all your life?

DamnImASexyBitch

So what was said? Did op ever come back and tell us?

TheRealParisLove

Your "worst enemy" is probably not 100% evil (no one is)*, and you are probably not 100% perfect, so chances are your boyfriend was merely trying to point this out to you.

*Okay, maybe a few people like Hitler or those serial killers on some A&E show are pure evil. But most of us fall somewhere to the north of the evil meridian.

Manda86

So, what's it like being in high school all your life?

I get older, they stay the same age.

Alright!

laserturkey

I'm my own worst enemy.

sbbhbm

Bah...people and their petty weirdness. If he says any of the following, then consider leaving:

-"I only hit you because you're pretty when you cry."
-"I caught herpes from a hooker while I was away on business."
-"Your face is so pretty...it would look so much better stretched over mine."
-"It puts the lotion on the skin!"

If none of the aforementioned (or something similar) have been uttered, you'll be just fine.

I actually had an ex say the first one to me- how jacked up is that? He never hit me, but he always got turned on when I was crying... made my aunt's funeral really frickin' awkward.

vim_n_vigor

Are you a superhero? My life is too boring for enemies. I want to live vicariously through your life...

limpnutz

I think telling my wife my ex was better in bed makes her try harder...

LOL

UsedToBeHusky

I must say... this... is the perfect gif!