Spouse Trying to Sabotage Weight Loss

BurtHuttz
BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
Hello - looking for some help and support. My wife and I have both been losing a lot of weight recently and have been pretty successful counting calories.

I've noticed that she's been getting a lot more "male" attention and it's starting to make me uncomfortable. I'm not the jealous type but does anyone have suggestions for how I can sabotage her weight loss? Like, change the settings on the food scale, or ?
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  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I suggest you take over all food preparation duties and add a few extra tablespoons of olive oil to everything she eats.

    Olive oil is good for you, so you don't have to feel bad about it because she'll end up healthy-fat, not unhealthy-fat.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    sounds like a plan.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Please stop wasting the internet.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Tell her you like the big booty b!tches.
  • bonsaiblossom
    bonsaiblossom Posts: 133 Member
    You're very insecure and you really need to work on your self-esteem instead of conniving to ruin your spouses success.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Add some sugar to everything she drinks.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I suggest you take over all food preparation duties and add a few extra tablespoons of olive oil to everything she eats.

    Olive oil is good for you, so you don't have to feel bad about it because she'll end up healthy-fat, not unhealthy-fat.

    I don't want to gain weight too though - - I just want to keep the upper hand, if that makes sense?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    get 'er pregnant. that will give you a dual benefit, as you can then extract her HCG and use it to aid your dieting.
  • Just break up.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I would recommend adding a coating of oil or spray starch to all of her food, she'll never even know what hit her.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I suggest you take over all food preparation duties and add a few extra tablespoons of olive oil to everything she eats.

    Olive oil is good for you, so you don't have to feel bad about it because she'll end up healthy-fat, not unhealthy-fat.

    I don't want to gain weight too though - - I just want to keep the upper hand, if that makes sense?
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    Completely. That's why I said add it to everything SHE eats. If you prepare/serve the food, she'll never know.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    get 'er pregnant. that will give you a dual benefit, as you can then extract her HCG and use it to aid your dieting.

    This is also good advice. That'll give you a solid nine months on her.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I don't really understand most of these comments - I don't need jokes I'm just looking for serious ideas. If you think I'm a bad person or whatever that's fine you don't have to comment.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    get 'er pregnant. that will give you a dual benefit, as you can then extract her HCG and use it to aid your dieting.

    This is the best advice ever, just end the thread now.
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    I've noticed that she's been getting a lot more "male" attention and it's starting to make me uncomfortable.

    Do you mean that this excites you? I'm not sure what you're trying to say here.
  • SexyGorecki
    SexyGorecki Posts: 43 Member
    Applaude her success!

    Love Your Wife!~

    Become more secure in yourself!

    Respect Your Wife!~

    Communicate with you spouse!

    Find happiness in each other!

    Been there.. doing that... It's not easy. It's a struggle every day. But if you don't talk, communicate and trust you could really damage your marriage! I have lost 130 plus pounds.... He has never had a weight issue in his life. He is supportive, loving but insecure. I can understand why. We communicate and work on it one day at a time. But if I found out he was not supporting me and actually sabotaging my health.... well.. the out come would not be pretty! That's a whole lot of broken trust.

    Good luck my friend.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Pretend like you're brining home a box of Dunkin Donuts because you love her.

    The pretending you just love someone and want to do nice things for them will get her everytime. Make Mac&cheese for dinner, LOTS of extra butter. Candied yams, but tell her they're sugar and fat free. SHe will SWOON over you cooking. You'll get laid and she'll get fat.


    More importantly, why didn't you tell me you were married when I sent all those pics?
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    How dare she!

    You deserve better.

    Maybe just shave her head in her sleep?
  • bonsaiblossom
    bonsaiblossom Posts: 133 Member
    ur not a bad person,its just disgusting that you would sabotage your own wife like this. If you start a thread, then you can't get upset if someone doesn't agree with you, or when someone makes jokes. I think its funny lol
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I don't really understand most of these comments - I don't need jokes I'm just looking for serious ideas. If you think I'm a bad person or whatever that's fine you don't have to comment.

    Really? really? reeeeeeeeeeally?
  • melinda200208
    melinda200208 Posts: 525 Member
    Really? Dont try to sabatoge her weight loss. For one, if she truly loves you she will not leave you because she lost all this weight. Have trust in your relationship and be proud that you are the lucky guy with this good lookin girl ;) Tell he she looks good and tell her how you feel. I am sure she will understand. But, do not try to sabatoge her weight loss. Her weight loss is leading to a longer and healthier life, more time to spend with you!!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    ur not a bad person,its just disgusting that you would sabotage your own wife like this. If you start a thread, then you can't get upset if someone doesn't agree with you, or when someone makes jokes. I think its funny lol

    Woah, there is no need to attack the OP. Negative comments like this are hardly productive. Aren't we all here for the same thing? To sabotage our more successful partners?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Just break up.
    This \m/
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Applaude her success!

    Love Your Wife!~

    Become more secure in yourself!

    Respect Your Wife!~

    Communicate with you spouse!

    Find happiness in each other!

    Been there.. doing that... It's not easy. It's a struggle every day. But if you don't talk, communicate and trust you could really damage your marriage! I have lost 130 plus pounds.... He has never had a weight issue in his life. He is supportive, loving but insecure. I can understand why. We communicate and work on it one day at a time. But if I found out he was not supporting me and actually sabotaging my health.... well.. the out come would not be pretty! That's a whole lot of broken trust.

    Good luck my friend.

    ^^^^^ THIS!

    If she ever found out you want to (or are trying to) sabotage her, you might find yourself alone. Then you don't have to worry about being jealous of your wife because you won't have one.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Hello - looking for some help and support. My wife and I have both been losing a lot of weight recently and have been pretty successful counting calories.

    I've noticed that she's been getting a lot more "male" attention and it's starting to make me uncomfortable. I'm not the jealous type but does anyone have suggestions for how I can sabotage her weight loss? Like, change the settings on the food scale, or ?


    first off, you really need to get some control over your castle there, bub. why are you allowing your wife to walk outside alone in the first place? the house don't get spic and span by itself. she needs to be home. i get that she has to use some of the allowance you give her to go grocery shopping, but if you tell her she has to go in the late morning/early afternoon, she won't get any male attention because all the men will be at work.

    secondly, it's "loosing weight" not "losing weight". get your grammer together, chief.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Add some sugar to everything she drinks.

    ^ this for the win. lots and lots of sugar.

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  • melinda200208
    melinda200208 Posts: 525 Member
    EXACTLY!!!!!
    Applaude her success!

    Love Your Wife!~

    Become more secure in yourself!

    Respect Your Wife!~

    Communicate with you spouse!

    Find happiness in each other!

    Been there.. doing that... It's not easy. It's a struggle every day. But if you don't talk, communicate and trust you could really damage your marriage! I have lost 130 plus pounds.... He has never had a weight issue in his life. He is supportive, loving but insecure. I can understand why. We communicate and work on it one day at a time. But if I found out he was not supporting me and actually sabotaging my health.... well.. the out come would not be pretty! That's a whole lot of broken trust.

    Good luck my friend.
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    I've noticed that she's been getting a lot more "male" attention and it's starting to make me uncomfortable.

    Do you mean that this excites you? I'm not sure what you're trying to say here.

    Now thats hot
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    You know, when my husband starts to weigh less than me, I break out the heart-shaped chocolate boxes. Nothing says "I'm better than you" like watching the spiral of self-doubt that comes from 2 lbs of truffles.

    Really warms the cockles of your heart.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Well get those male to make out with your wife while you watch

    I really don't see a problem.