30 Minute Diet

TylerJ76
TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Anyone had any success at this??
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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Whatever you do will no doubt work for you. No one here is an expert. You know your body best.

    Welcome to MFP.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Whatever you do will no doubt work for you. No one here is an expert. You know your body best.

    Welcome to MFP.

    Thanks Brett! You're so supportive!!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Can I really get to my goal weight in 30 minutes? Sounds legit to me. I can't weight to get started.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    30 minute diet is ok, but I found that the 29 minute diet is just as good, and I get to have that extra 1 minute back. I usually do some extra exercise in that minute like butt squeezes or shake weight.
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    But what if I don't have that much time? Do you think if I only did 25 minutes it would still work?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Can I really get to my goal weight in 30 minutes? Sounds legit to me. I can't weight to get started.

    Yes!
    It's only $2500.

    You can paypal that to me.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    But what if I don't have that much time? Do you think if I only did 25 minutes it would still work?

    Might have some success, but if you REALLY want it to work, you need the full 30 minutes, at least that's what I read..
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    HEY WAIT A SECOND. Is this some kind of trick where you tell us we have to do it 48 times per day for maximum effectiveness?
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Can I really get to my goal weight in 30 minutes? Sounds legit to me. I can't weight to get started.

    Yes!
    It's only $2500.

    You can paypal that too me.

    Sending now! This sounds too good to be true!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    HEY WAIT A SECOND. Is this some kind of trick where you tell us we have to do it 48 times per day for maximum effectiveness?

    Nope.
    Just 30 minutes.
    FOR REALZ

    Don't tell your wife though..it's nearly impossible to sabotage this diet
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    ive only done the "eat as much as you can in 30 min diet"
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    ive only done the "eat as much as you can in 30 min diet"

    & how much was it????
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    Can I really get to my goal weight in 30 minutes? Sounds legit to me. I can't weight to get started.

    I'm going to put in 45 minutes per day and I'll get skinny 1.5 times FASTER!
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily
  • mag2906
    mag2906 Posts: 57 Member
    You people are bored or something? (I guess I am...)
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily


    Ooooo
    You're so hardcore!
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Out of mind
    Out of time
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    Do we run?
    Should I hide?
    For the rest
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    Can we fly?
    Do I stay?
    We could lose
    We could fail

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    30 minutes, a blink of an eye
    30 minutes, to alter our lives
    30 minutes, to make up my mind
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    We could lose
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    Chances fail
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    30 minutes, a blink of an eye
    30 minutes, to alter our lives
    30 minutes, to make up my mind
    30 minutes, to finally decide

    30 minutes, to whisper your name
    30 minutes, to shoulder the blame
    30 minutes, of bliss, thirty lies
    30 minutes, to finally decide

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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Out of sight
    Out of mind
    Out of time
    To decide

    Reported for hi-jacking the thread!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Is this real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.

    Hey.Hey. None of that now!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily
    You look pretty bulky though. I'm not sure I want to try this if it made you bulky.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Is this real life?
    Is this just fantasy?

    Of course it's real.
    Do people joke about this kind of stuff?
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I think the Kegels Diet works better. "Squeezing yourself thin."

    It takes a bit longer but you end up feeling much better.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    i just did this at lunch and i think it worked cause i got a thigh gap outa no where..

    then had a cheat meal.. but the cheat meal is only every other hour so i should be fine.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily


    Ooooo
    You're so hardcore!

    wow.... I so wish i could do that!!!

    lucky.
  • sfgonzales
    sfgonzales Posts: 110 Member
    I only lasted 5 minutes... I gained weight! *facepalm* someone help!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I only lasted 5 minutes... I gained weight! *facepalm* someone help!

    Sorry, can't help you.
  • wmoomoo
    wmoomoo Posts: 159 Member
    Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.

    Where can I get some?
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.

    Where can I get some?

    You can't. I killed the last Unicorn this morning.

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