30 Minute Diet

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  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.

    Hey.Hey. None of that now!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily
    You look pretty bulky though. I'm not sure I want to try this if it made you bulky.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Is this real life?
    Is this just fantasy?

    Of course it's real.
    Do people joke about this kind of stuff?
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I think the Kegels Diet works better. "Squeezing yourself thin."

    It takes a bit longer but you end up feeling much better.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    i just did this at lunch and i think it worked cause i got a thigh gap outa no where..

    then had a cheat meal.. but the cheat meal is only every other hour so i should be fine.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily


    Ooooo
    You're so hardcore!

    wow.... I so wish i could do that!!!

    lucky.
  • sfgonzales
    sfgonzales Posts: 110 Member
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    I only lasted 5 minutes... I gained weight! *facepalm* someone help!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    I only lasted 5 minutes... I gained weight! *facepalm* someone help!

    Sorry, can't help you.
  • wmoomoo
    wmoomoo Posts: 159 Member
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    Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.

    Where can I get some?
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.

    Where can I get some?

    You can't. I killed the last Unicorn this morning.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I'm worried about the people who do it for 35, 40, or even 41 minutes. It could be dangerous and unhealthy.
  • swishandflick
    swishandflick Posts: 42
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    God I hate these threads.
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
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    I'm worried about the people who do it for 35, 40, or even 41 minutes. It could be dangerous and unhealthy.

    YOU ARE SO JUDGMENTAL! I have a very special metabolism, my mom told me so. I have to do 45 minutes or it will never work for me!
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    I'm worried about the people who do it for 35, 40, or even 41 minutes. It could be dangerous and unhealthy.

    YOU ARE SO JUDGMENTAL! I have a very special metabolism, my mom told me so. I have to do 45 minutes or it will never work for me!

    I'm reporting for negativity.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    I only lasted 5 minutes... I gained weight! *facepalm* someone help!

    you're doing it right.. you just need to do it for 25 more minutes... keep trying!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    I only lasted 5 minutes... I gained weight! *facepalm* someone help!

    You clearly aren't ready to make the commitment to this approach. Come back when you are more motivated.

    ETA: A popular way to find this motivation is to post a thread titled "Looking for Motivation/Friends" in the MFP forums.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    God I hate these threads.

    Hater!
  • Dani_Davies23
    Dani_Davies23 Posts: 86
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    Don't forget to cleanse your colon.
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
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    Is there a guarantee of no sagging skin with this method?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Is there a guarantee of no sagging skin with this method?

    I have a cream that will prevent that.

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