Words You Never Thought Would Come Out of Your Mouth

polarsjewel

"I'm bored, let's go hang out at Walmart" :noway:

Danger2OneSelf

Is the new twilight out on dvd yet? or That's way too much cheese

n0ob

this steak sucks.

ACepero79

"On which side of the leg is the vagina?"

dirtnap63

Please don't do that with your mouth.

Candylips70

Sure, I'll listen to country music :noway:

BeingAwesome247

No thanks I'm practicing celibacy

rob_v

Thats enough bacon

Danger2OneSelf

I'm not in the mood

mandipandi75

My ears are perfect handles

2credneck208

I don't eat chocolate :sad:

PaulFromEssex

Yes, your bum does look big ...

sally_jeffswife

No thanks,I'll have to pass on the chocolate

1ConcreteGirl

I have to eat 500g of carbs!

BeingAwesome247

No thanks,I'll have to pass on the chocolate

not....possible lol

PaulFromEssex

Sorry, not tonight ... I'm washing my hair ...

sclarktiw

*Is thinking it's time to send out a few FR's to some certain ladies"

sclarktiw

Opps...

"Sorry, but no bacon or cheese or extra mayo on my whopper"

PaulFromEssex

Easy on the pizza toppings please ...

firefoxxie

"That will mess up my calories" ...lol I felt like one of those skinny girls always concerned about their weight

Danger2OneSelf

not much of a dog person

Silver_Star

No i dont want any Icecream

Danger2OneSelf

I can't I got a g/f...."oops"

PaulFromEssex

You just want to be friends and you only see me as a brother figure?? That's awesome!! :sad:

2credneck208

"That will mess up my calories" ...lol I felt like one of those skinny girls always concerned about their weight

Love this!!

mockchoc

That I want to lift heavy weights at the gym.......never in a MILLION years would I have thought I'd say that.

SoViLicious

Just 5 for minutes!

RunHardBeStrong

I LOVE running!

Danger2OneSelf

PaulfromEssex definitely does not look like John Lock from LOST

shape_up4good

could I get the dressing on the side?

PomegranatePriestess

"Sorry, I can't do that night. I have Crossfit." :noway: