Words You Never Thought Would Come Out of Your Mouth

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  • susanswan
    susanswan Posts: 1,194 Member
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    PaulfromEssex definitely does not look like John Lock from LOST

    He does too! But then my husband says everyone I see on TV I now say was from LOST.
  • PopCorn_Said
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    "No, you are right... I was wrong"

    It happened ONCE, felt awful, never saying that again... ever. :grumble:
  • Ultimate_Goal
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    Not tonight, I'm hurting in places I didn't even know existed!
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
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    "1, 2, 3, 4, 5......." as i am counting out the number of chips in one serving.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    "Can you take a pic of my back" to my husband, who thought it was pretty odd.
  • lisavirani
    lisavirani Posts: 117 Member
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    "I want to go to the gym right now!"
  • PaulFromEssex
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    PaulfromEssex definitely does not look like John Lock from LOST

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
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    I don't ever want to see you again, you no longer exist and you are out of my life.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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    I'm not drinking tonight, I have to workout!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I'm gonna count to three! One, two.....

    Wow. Me with kids. Freak-aayyyyyy!
  • jeckalynne
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    "come country dance w/ me"

    "i'm going to the gym"
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
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    "I effing love fish!" (former seafood-hater here)

    "I can't wait to go to bed."

    "Jewelry is a stupid waste of money."
  • PaulFromEssex
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    Sorry, not tonight ... I'm washing my hair ...

    Seriously?

    Hee hee ... nope!
  • mightyafrodyte
    mightyafrodyte Posts: 148 Member
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    No, I can't go out to dinner tonight, I have to go to the gym.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    "Come here and let me smell your butt." said to my kids when they were pottytraining! LOL!

    Also "Stop putting boogers on the cat." :laugh: :laugh:
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    its zumba time yay

    i'm very shy can't dance but i loved the classes
  • reese307
    reese307 Posts: 72 Member
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    Ill pass on the birthday cake...:angry:
  • melinda200208
    melinda200208 Posts: 525 Member
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    I'm going to bed. Its 8:30 pm. (every night) I love my 9 hours of sleep every night!!!! Gotta get it all in before I have kids right?
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,843 Member
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    Crap. We have no power! How am I going to do my Insanity?!
  • abyt42
    abyt42 Posts: 1,358 Member
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    Get that banana out of her ear!

    (actually have had to say this twice, once in a class of 15 year olds, once in a class of 17 year olds....)