Words You Never Thought Would Come Out of Your Mouth

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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Also "Stop putting boogers on the cat."

    You mean you're not supposed to put them on the cat?? Dang! LOL
  • Smilee3233
    Smilee3233 Posts: 108 Member
    I`m a recovering chocoholic!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    let's go to walmart!
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    No, you are not wearing those pants in public they are too tight ( said to my teenage daughter)
    No you cannot have a pushup bra (also said to my teenage daughter)
    Please wash off that makeup (said to my teenage SON!)
    Please stop putting your finger in the dogs butt. (said to same teenage daughter when she was 2 yrs old lol)

    I am so sorry you are allergic to makeup do you need some Benadryl? ( said to my husband after my 6 yr old daughter did his makeup, poor guy swelled up and turned all blotchy)
  • RachelDenise30
    RachelDenise30 Posts: 177 Member
    "Get your *kitten* off my big toe"! said to my cat who decided to sit on my foot.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    look ma no hands pretty much goes with every thing

    mom can i dress as a girl this year for helloween 'twice ones as a knee high young lad the 2 time when i was 25 you should of seen all the odd faces i got in the mensroom and there was a third time i was 22 these two gales wanted to dress me up like barbie before the one gale went home. so i said sure. i still love women i may not understand them but i love them any way
  • kelfer80
    kelfer80 Posts: 78 Member
    Can't drink tonight gotta git the gym at 5am!!
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Bump - These are priceless

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