Who's the Strongest on MFP?

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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I can lift over 9,000.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Deadlift: 120kg
    Squat: 95kg
    Bench: Press: 92.5 kg

    Really though I divided my 1 RM by 10 and got these numbers.

    I didn't want to make y'all jealous.
  • placeboaddiction
    placeboaddiction Posts: 451 Member
    Bench press: 1500000 lbs
    Deadlift: 50554982 lbs
    Squat 4155429802 lbs

    Its the internet. I don't need proof.

    Please cite your sources! :tongue:

    I have your source right here.

    Heres an artist rendering of last night.

    5DB4gEDjSm-10.png
  • I can lift a toddler, shopping bags, a purse and diaper bag ALL AT ONCE, while wearing heels... HA!
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Bench press: 1500000 lbs
    Deadlift: 50554982 lbs
    Squat 4155429802 lbs

    Its the internet. I don't need proof.

    Please cite your sources! :tongue:

    I have your source right here.

    Heres an artist rendering of last night.

    5DB4gEDjSm-10.png

    *nods* Seems legit!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I can cling and press 1200 lbs.

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I can lift a toddler, shopping bags, a purse and diaper bag ALL AT ONCE, while wearing hills... HA!

    Those hills get me every time. :wink:
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    Bench press: 40
    Deadlift: 45
    Squat: 30

    (Note these numbers aren't as bad as they sound, they're in KG and don't include the bar.)

    why would you NOT include the bar. You are lifting it, afterall.....
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Bench press: 40
    Deadlift: 45
    Squat: 30

    (Note these numbers aren't as bad as they sound, they're in KG and don't include the bar.)

    why would you NOT include the bar. You are lifting it, afterall.....

    I'm bad at math! Why does your belly button look like a decimal point! (nom.)
  • cbarn025
    cbarn025 Posts: 939 Member
    Be careful, don't rial the brothers,lol.

    That's exactly what I'm trying to do. Competition breeds excellence.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Bench press: 11
    Deadlift: 11
    Squat: 11

    My numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

    Are you doing Stonehenge tonight?
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I got a flat tire today.
    I didn't have a jack so I just dead-lifted the car for the guy.
    In fact Im still holding it as I write this. With my left hand because I cant text with my right.
  • TheNewDodge
    TheNewDodge Posts: 607 Member
    In college:

    Bench - 365
    Deadlift - 495
    Squat - 585

    Today:

    Bench - 225 (Torn Rotator Cuffs in both shoulders)
    Deadlift - 350
    Squat - 455
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Deadlift: 595 two years ago. Havent done it since but I'm definitely much stronger now.
    Squat: 460ish
    Bench: lol (295). my total will always suck because of my weak *kitten* bench

    Mine sucks because of my weak *kitten* squat! LOL
  • cbarn025
    cbarn025 Posts: 939 Member
    I got a flat tire today.
    I didn't have a jack so I just dead-lifted the car for the guy.
    In fact Im still holding it as I write this. With my left hand because I cant text with my right.

    You are my hero
  • This thread fills me with shame

    Here take this

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  • This thread fills me with shame

    Here take this

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    hahaha
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Why does your belly button look like a decimal point! (nom.)

    :laugh:
  • pkgirrl
    pkgirrl Posts: 587
    Squat: 205
    Deadlift: 235
    Bench: 140

    Not too shabby for a girl ;)
  • Bridget28152723
    Bridget28152723 Posts: 372 Member
    I was told that if a dude has to tell everyone how much he can bench he lying!! I bet most of you are lying about the bench press , come on! Its like how women will shave off 5-10 from their weight ...those are just numbers, but if you look good , you look good!!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Why doesn't anyone care about grip strength??
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Why doesn't anyone care about grip strength??

    I would for sure win that..
  • Bridget28152723
    Bridget28152723 Posts: 372 Member
    I can lift a toddler, shopping bags, a purse and diaper bag ALL AT ONCE, while wearing heels... HA!
    dang, i do that same balance! we are STRONG!! lifting weights and staying fit help doesnt it??!!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Squat: 205
    Deadlift: 235
    Bench: 140

    Not too shabby for a girl ;)

    OMG BECAUSE YOU HAVE SAILOR JUPITER IN YOUR TICKER YOU'RE SO COOL 8fydf78ygig :love: :love:
  • Riemersma4
    Riemersma4 Posts: 400 Member
    Bench press: 1500000 lbs
    Deadlift: 50554982 lbs
    Squat 4155429802 lbs

    Its the internet. I don't need proof.

    Please cite your sources! :tongue:

    Wiki, of course!
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    It ain't me babe, it ain't me
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I was told that if a dude has to tell everyone how much he can bench he lying!! I bet most of you are lying about the bench press , come on! Its like how women will shave off 5-10 from their weight ...those are just numbers, but if you look good , you look good!!

    Then they all have the same disadvantage, right?
    But good call, the numbers in this thread do seem inflated, maybe.
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    It would just be weird if people weren't telling the truth on here...I just couldn't see something like that happening. But can I see some video footage so I can show my friends and brag about how I know you?
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    Bench press: 40
    Deadlift: 45
    Squat: 30

    (Note these numbers aren't as bad as they sound, they're in KG and don't include the bar.)

    why would you NOT include the bar. You are lifting it, afterall.....

    I'm bad at math! Why does your belly button look like a decimal point! (nom.)

    I have no words for the creep-factor on this... it's off the charts.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I have strong character.