Does Coconut oil applied topically count as calories ?

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  • Chipmunk222
    Chipmunk222 Posts: 240 Member
    Gee guys.... c'mon.... can we lighten up and chill a bit ?

    Like I said on page 1.... I was just trying to see who was awake, lol.... geeeeeesh !
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Gee guys.... c'mon.... can we lighten up and chill a bit ?

    Like I said on page 1.... I was just trying to see who was awake, lol.... geeeeeesh !

    If it was a joke, put it in Chit-Chat, Fun and Games section. Not saying there won't be a few that take it seriously..but most people will know it was meant to be funny. If it is in the other parts of the forum, it tends to get taken seriously.
  • vlnalto
    vlnalto Posts: 64 Member
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  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    I don't see why it wouldn't. You guys all log the water absorbed during a shower towards your 8 glasses right?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,420 Member
    The one poor girl wanted to know where to buy it.


    At the grocery store...or on Amazon. :flowerforyou: Buy the unrefined stuff, then you can use it for cooking and it smells goo.



    FFS. Now this topic is in my list.....but ..worth it. Maybe there will be more gifs.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,420 Member
    It also smells good
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.
  • droneofvelvet
    droneofvelvet Posts: 290 Member
    I slather coconut oil on everyday....this explains a lot.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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  • JonathonMars
    JonathonMars Posts: 358 Member
    Girl, this seem totally legit to me. You know, when you on a calorie deficit and trying to lose weight your mind can turn a trick like NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Come now. I understand the reasoning behing this question. It is absorbed by the skin. It is actually much more of an intelligent thought than all of you making fun of the OP.

    It's absorbed INTO our skin, not through it. Skin has multiple layers. However, I agree with you that bashing the OP is just as stupid as the original question.
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
    Jonathon, I think I like you.
  • Kickinkim418
    Kickinkim418 Posts: 257 Member
    Really?!
  • goodenough13
    goodenough13 Posts: 78
    This whole thread made me giggle. =)
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    The one poor girl wanted to know where to buy it.


    At the grocery store...or on Amazon. :flowerforyou: Buy the unrefined stuff, then you can use it for cooking and it smells goo.



    FFS. Now this topic is in my list.....but ..worth it. Maybe there will be more gifs.

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  • S_U_M_M_E_R
    S_U_M_M_E_R Posts: 220 Member
    Coconut oil is called, "skinny drops". You will lose weight from eating it .

    I found an article which you all should read because it says that when you EAT coconut oil you don't need to log the calories . This is because it isn't stored in our bodies, but is used as energy, raises ketones and helps release fat. It says you will lose weight from eating it. I am floored! I am excited! I didn't know this until now.

    http://www.miracleskinnydrops.com/coconut-oil-and-mct-oil/
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    Gee guys.... c'mon.... can we lighten up and chill a bit ?

    Like I said on page 1.... I was just trying to see who was awake, lol.... geeeeeesh !

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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,420 Member
    Joylia, my favorite movies...I heart you.

    P.S. Don't watch "House of Cards" on Netflix....it has Robin Wright in it...but she's evil.


    I get very attached to the characters. My favorite movie is "Almost Famous" - and I won't watch anything else with Kate Hudson in it - because she IS Penny Lane.

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Joylia, my favorite movies...I heart you.

    P.S. Don't watch "House of Cards" on Netflix....it has Robin Wright in it...but she's evil.


    I get very attached to the characters. My favorite movie is "Almost Famous" - and I won't watch anything else with Kate Hudson in it - because she IS Penny Lane.

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    Actually, this really makes sense in regards to a lot of forum posts..lmao!

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  • cbteegardin
    cbteegardin Posts: 42 Member
    All I know is if I put coconut oil on my skin, I increase my calorie intake ... the scent in my olfactories drives cravings for Thai food, Pina Coladas, German Chocolate Cake, grilled pineapple in coconut milk with coconut shavings, Mounds, and Almond Joys. Oh CURSE YOU, coconut oil
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,420 Member
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  • Topher1978
    Topher1978 Posts: 975 Member
    And logically speaking, if applying such things as coconut oil added to our caloric intake, you'd see the nutritional breakdown on the bottle along with the ingredients.
    That would depend on how much information was available, or, to put it differently, how much knowledge the OP had on the subject of calories. You and I know that calories are energy which fuels our body. Often, people talk about calories as weight. If there was a slight misunderstanding of what calories exactly are, as was obviously the case here, and there was a presumption that calories are simply weight, then the runner guys vasaline may very well have calories whith which to add to a calorie log. We have more information than that, and so we know that this idea is false. As I said, it is a thinking question.

    And as I said before, which you cut out - google search. Finding answers that may be more reliable. This wasn't a question to spark a debate or intricate thinking.

    Here's what I found after 5 minutes of searching...

    http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/questions/qotw/question/3393/
    http://www.oliveoilsource.com/asktheexpert/can-you-gain-weight-olive-oil-lotion
    http://www.kgbanswers.com/can-u-absorb-calories-thru-your-skin-for-example-using-olive-oil-as-moisturizer-tiff/10360673


    This would have answered the OP's question pretty quickly. And no, these aren't scientific studies..but as I said..would have just answered the question with the first page...2 or 3 if you wanted more opinions or info.
    Reliance on internet searches have been shown to make the populace less intelligent.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,420 Member
    Joylia, my favorite movies...I heart you.

    P.S. Don't watch "House of Cards" on Netflix....it has Robin Wright in it...but she's evil.


    I get very attached to the characters. My favorite movie is "Almost Famous" - and I won't watch anything else with Kate Hudson in it - because she IS Penny Lane.

    focus.gif

    Actually, this really makes sense in regards to a lot of forum posts..lmao!

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    Absolutely. I doesn't gets hurtz easily. And I totally WAS Penny Lane....back in da day.
  • bethann223
    bethann223 Posts: 28
    Thanks for making me laugh!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,420 Member
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    What KIND of beer?
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    I ended up here because I was using butter as tanning oil.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    And logically speaking, if applying such things as coconut oil added to our caloric intake, you'd see the nutritional breakdown on the bottle along with the ingredients.
    That would depend on how much information was available, or, to put it differently, how much knowledge the OP had on the subject of calories. You and I know that calories are energy which fuels our body. Often, people talk about calories as weight. If there was a slight misunderstanding of what calories exactly are, as was obviously the case here, and there was a presumption that calories are simply weight, then the runner guys vasaline may very well have calories whith which to add to a calorie log. We have more information than that, and so we know that this idea is false. As I said, it is a thinking question.

    And as I said before, which you cut out - google search. Finding answers that may be more reliable. This wasn't a question to spark a debate or intricate thinking.

    Here's what I found after 5 minutes of searching...

    http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/questions/qotw/question/3393/
    http://www.oliveoilsource.com/asktheexpert/can-you-gain-weight-olive-oil-lotion
    http://www.kgbanswers.com/can-u-absorb-calories-thru-your-skin-for-example-using-olive-oil-as-moisturizer-tiff/10360673


    This would have answered the OP's question pretty quickly. And no, these aren't scientific studies..but as I said..would have just answered the question with the first page...2 or 3 if you wanted more opinions or info.
    Reliance on internet searches have been shown to make the populace less intelligent.

    Really? Where'd you get that from? lol. :flowerforyou:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I ended up here because I was using butter as tanning oil.

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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Come now. I understand the reasoning behing this question. It is absorbed by the skin. It is actually much more of an intelligent thought than all of you making fun of the OP.

    It's absorbed INTO our skin, not through it. Skin has multiple layers. However, I agree with you that bashing the OP is just as stupid as the original question.

    No one was... Oh, hi Ramberta.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    No. No it doesn't

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