Beat a dead horse thread.
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humans are vegetarians. meat is not natural in the human diet. I don't care how many neanderthal spears archaeologists found wedged in the rib cages of large animals, or how many fossil animal bones all covered in cut marks from stone tools there are in the fossil record, it's not natural for humans to eat meat.
Oh okay meat I can give up... diet coke is still okay though right? Right? RIGHT???
no. aspartame is the devil's urine. drink it at your peril
But I'm still losing weight so it must be fine!!
that's because it's the devil's urine. it'll make your hair fall out and you'll become possessed by satan eventually0 -
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
mmmm animals *homer simpson drool*0 -
humans are vegetarians. meat is not natural in the human diet. I don't care how many neanderthal spears archaeologists found wedged in the rib cages of large animals, or how many fossil animal bones all covered in cut marks from stone tools there are in the fossil record, it's not natural for humans to eat meat.
Oh okay meat I can give up... diet coke is still okay though right? Right? RIGHT???
no. aspartame is the devil's urine. drink it at your peril
But I'm still losing weight so it must be fine!!
that's because it's the devil's urine. it'll make your hair fall out and you'll become possessed by satan eventually
I thought it was because Diet pop gives you cancer???0 -
humans are vegetarians. meat is not natural in the human diet. I don't care how many neanderthal spears archaeologists found wedged in the rib cages of large animals, or how many fossil animal bones all covered in cut marks from stone tools there are in the fossil record, it's not natural for humans to eat meat.
Oh okay meat I can give up... diet coke is still okay though right? Right? RIGHT???
no. aspartame is the devil's urine. drink it at your peril
But I'm still losing weight so it must be fine!!
that's because it's the devil's urine. it'll make your hair fall out and you'll become possessed by satan eventually
Oh! I've always wanted less hair but... Santa possession doesn't sound fun. Would he make me an elf?0 -
Cardio or weights? Help!0
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my cat is making me fat. HELP0
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my cat is making me fat. HELP
That's very unsupportive. Cut her/him out of your life!0 -
my cat is making me fat. HELP
Just break up.0 -
humans are vegetarians. meat is not natural in the human diet. I don't care how many neanderthal spears archaeologists found wedged in the rib cages of large animals, or how many fossil animal bones all covered in cut marks from stone tools there are in the fossil record, it's not natural for humans to eat meat.
Oh okay meat I can give up... diet coke is still okay though right? Right? RIGHT???
no. aspartame is the devil's urine. drink it at your peril
But I'm still losing weight so it must be fine!!
that's because it's the devil's urine. it'll make your hair fall out and you'll become possessed by satan eventually
I thought it was because Diet pop gives you cancer???
it's because aspartame is the devil's urine it does all bad things. it's responsible for all the evil in the world.0 -
humans are vegetarians. meat is not natural in the human diet. I don't care how many neanderthal spears archaeologists found wedged in the rib cages of large animals, or how many fossil animal bones all covered in cut marks from stone tools there are in the fossil record, it's not natural for humans to eat meat.
Oh okay meat I can give up... diet coke is still okay though right? Right? RIGHT???
no. aspartame is the devil's urine. drink it at your peril
But I'm still losing weight so it must be fine!!
that's because it's the devil's urine. it'll make your hair fall out and you'll become possessed by satan eventually
Oh! I've always wanted less hair but... Santa possession doesn't sound fun. Would he make me an elf?
yes. and force you to deliver presents to everyone in the whole world once a year0 -
Is 0 net calories too low?0
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[/quote]Girls are the best sammich-makers[/quote]
^^That's racist.0 -
Girls are the best sammich-makers
^^That's racist.
Reported.0 -
Yes, you're here for my amusement. That's your purpose. Now shut up and make me a sammich.
:smokin:
I may have boobs, but I dangle. We danglers don't make sammiches. That's women folk work!
Shut up and fix my car.0 -
Yes, you're here for my amusement. That's your purpose. Now shut up and make me a sammich.
:smokin:
I may have boobs, but I dangle. We danglers don't make sammiches. That's women folk work!
Shut up and fix my car.
Damnit. I got nuthin.0 -
Yes, you're here for my amusement. That's your purpose. Now shut up and make me a sammich.
:smokin:
I may have boobs, but I dangle. We danglers don't make sammiches. That's women folk work!
Shut up and fix my car.
Damnit. I got nuthin.
Why the hell are you not barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen??? (that could work....)0 -
Yes, you're here for my amusement. That's your purpose. Now shut up and make me a sammich.
:smokin:
I may have boobs, but I dangle. We danglers don't make sammiches. That's women folk work!
Shut up and fix my car.
Damnit. I got nuthin.
Why the hell are you not barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen??? (that could work....)
Yeah!! What she just said while bringing me a sammich!0 -
As long as you don't log it as water
Oh okay meat I can give up... diet coke is still okay though right? Right? RIGHT???humans are vegetarians. meat is not natural in the human diet. I don't care how many neanderthal spears archaeologists found wedged in the rib cages of large animals, or how many fossil animal bones all covered in cut marks from stone tools there are in the fossil record, it's not natural for humans to eat meat.0 -
My close are two lose. I knead too loose sum wait.0
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Yes, you're here for my amusement. That's your purpose. Now shut up and make me a sammich.
:smokin:
Reported for saying "shut up."0 -
gummy bears > gummy worms
^^^ agree!0 -
Girls are the best sammich-makers
^^That's racist.
Reported.
That's actually sexist.0 -
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
mmmm animals *homer simpson drool*
I read your post in Homer's voice before reading the Homer Drool comment lol0 -
huh?? what does this mean???
There is so much irony happening right there.
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Cardio or weights? Help!
Both!0 -
Haha man do I hate those posts!I've been eating 200 calories a day and doing 98 hours of cardIo a day...the scale hasn't moved. Have a gained muscle?0 -
Banana cookies/ice cream!
Cauliflower rice/pizza crust/pizza bites!0 -
cows milk for baby cows
human milk for baby humans
formula milk for baby formulas
milk of magnesia for baby mangnesias0 -
cows milk for baby cows
human milk for baby humans
formula milk for baby formulas
milk of magnesia for baby mangnesias
Ummm, I believe the plural is magnese. A gaggle of magnese.0 -
As long as you don't log it as water
Oh okay meat I can give up... diet coke is still okay though right? Right? RIGHT???humans are vegetarians. meat is not natural in the human diet. I don't care how many neanderthal spears archaeologists found wedged in the rib cages of large animals, or how many fossil animal bones all covered in cut marks from stone tools there are in the fossil record, it's not natural for humans to eat meat.
Whaaaaat Diet Coke doesn't count as water???? Mind. Blown.0
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