Beat a dead horse thread.

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  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Is tea water?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Any thoughts on a juice fast? It's called Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead and I just finished watching it! OMG Im never eating solid food again! Anyone have any luck with this? Dont reply if you haven't had luck with it, I only want to hear this is a good idea!!

    What is this amazing movie you speak of and that you are the very first to have discovered?!?!

    The solid food industry has been poisoning our minds and bodies for far too long!! The truth must be shared with the world!!! Don't tell me I'm wrong, that's just plain mean.

    solid food is not natural in the human diet. Homo erectus used a blender to liquidise the meat scavenged from animal carcasses.
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    Yes, for every hundred letters you may log 50 calories burnt. A morbidly obese fella told me on here so I know it's true.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Is tea water?

    no. only water collected from springs at the tops of mountains at midnight on midsummer's eve counts as water
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Yes, for every hundred letters you may log 50 calories burnt. A morbidly obese fella told me on here so I know it's true.

    waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

    do I get extra calories if I typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee way tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many letters in some woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooords??????????????????

    what about excessive punctuation??????????????????????????????

    does that mean a greater calorie burn???????????????????????????????????????????
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    I just had sex for 10 hours straight. How many calories did I burn?

    Depends on whether you used full reps or cheated
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????

    Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I gotta pee cuz I drink water pure water not that dog pee you call water
  • dsmboy1991
    dsmboy1991 Posts: 194 Member
    I'm here for the dead horse beating...


    OMG I gained a POUND since I weighed myself 12 hours ago. What am I doing wrong?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Gummy Venus de Milo is drool-worthy

    LOL!
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    Yes, for every hundred letters you may log 50 calories burnt. A morbidly obese fella told me on here so I know it's true.

    waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

    do I get extra calories if I typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee way tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many letters in some woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooords??????????????????

    what about excessive punctuation???????????????????????????

    does that mean a greater calorie burn???????????????????????????????????????????

    Jesus Christ! Be careful! You will disappear if you keep typing like that. But also - WTG!
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????

    Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.

    I don't eat chicken or broccoli. Should I kill myself? If I kill myself how long before I reach my target weight?
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    You HAVE to workout while you're on your period. But not lifting, that will make you grow a penis and you will no longer have a period. Never lift.

    Will having a penis give me a thigh gap?
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    You HAVE to workout while you're on your period. But not lifting, that will make you grow a penis and you will no longer have a period. Never lift.

    Will having a penis give me a thigh gap?

    If I lift and grow a penis will lifting my penis count as working out? How many cals burnt per lift and should I eat back my penis lifting cals?
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    You HAVE to workout while you're on your period. But not lifting, that will make you grow a penis and you will no longer have a period. Never lift.

    Will having a penis give me a thigh gap?

    If I lift and grow a penis will lifting my penis count as working out? How many cals burnt per lift and should I eat back my penis lifting cals?

    Depends if you use full or partial reps
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    gummy bears > gummy worms

    my kids would say otherwise. My kids would say

    gummy frogs > gummy worms > gummy bears

    Gummy sharks are the greatest >

    You haven't lived if you haven't had gummy worms dipped in chocolate
  • cazzer69
    cazzer69 Posts: 162 Member
    I'm british.....horses are a touchy subject for me just now! Especially dead ones!

    You should worry. I live in Todmorden where they've been up to naughty things with dead horses
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    You need to be lifting heavy. Also don't eat below your TDEE. Also HIIT is important. I'm on a 1,200 calorie diet.
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    Is tea water?


    Is tea water what?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Locker room at gym...

    ...(this is why I workout at home)...

    ...old naked people...

    ...(duh, naked people are in the locker room, duh)

    ...using the hand dryer on the wall...

    ...(stop being such a prude).



    <and>



    Everyone is different. If it works for you...(based on three weeks total experience)...then you should definitely keep doing it and ignore anything anyone else says...ever. They're just mean haters who like to be mean...haters.
  • MicroHez
    MicroHez Posts: 125 Member
    HUNTERS CAN WEAR LEATHER AND USE STRENGTH!
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    Kinda like everything is a hunter weapon... specifically staves with intellect and spirit?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    HUNTERS CAN WEAR LEATHER AND USE STRENGTH!
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    Kinda like everything is a hunter weapon... specifically staves with intellect and spirit?

    DON'T HATE!!!
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    I need new music to workout to! What do you like??
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????

    Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.

    I don't eat chicken or broccoli. Should I kill myself? If I kill myself how long before I reach my target weight?

    I would kill yourself by jumping in front of a train so that you can be splattered into a million pieces. This will reduce the bloat you always get when its that TOD (time of death). Also make sure you do it in a desert so that you rot and turn to bone at a faster pace. If you do it in summer in Phoenix or the Sahara if you are oversease I say a month to two.
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    MARRY, ONS, DATE, HOT AFFAIR, BANNED, PERSON ABOVE ME HAS NICE HAIR, THIRD FROM THE LEFT, i THINK THE PERSON AVOVE ME IS 26 AND A LAWYER. I HAVE TO GO DRINK MY GREEN TEA, TAKE MY RASPBERRY KETONES, JUICE SOMETHING, DO MY 30 DAY SHRED, ONLY EAT MY NON CHEMICAL NON PROCESSED FOODS, AND FINISH MY JOURNEY SO I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT! YOU ARE ALL MEAN BECAUSE IT'S MEAN TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE!

    OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEA!

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    Reported for yelling in the forum and everyone knows that is just mean.

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  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    You HAVE to workout while you're on your period. But not lifting, that will make you grow a penis and you will no longer have a period. Never lift.

    Will having a penis give me a thigh gap?

    No but it will make you bulky!!!
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    "What food has no carbs in it?!"

    "I'm gonna try x diet/cleanse/****ing stupid pill, what do you guys think?"
    -insert negative response-
    "OMG your guys are such h8rs why are you all so meeeeeeean?!"

    "SHOULD I BE EATING MY EXERCISE CALORIES?!"

    Any thread where anyone is rating anyone else like a teenage girl's slumber party. Attention h0res unite.
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????

    Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.

    I don't eat chicken or broccoli. Should I kill myself? If I kill myself how long before I reach my target weight?

    I would kill yourself by jumping in front of a train so that you can be splattered into a million pieces. This will reduce the bloat you always get when its that TOD (time of death). Also make sure you do it in a desert so that you rot and turn to bone at a faster pace. If you do it in summer in Phoenix or the Sahara if you are oversease I say a month to two.

    Thanks! I hate the bloating at that TOD. Now I know I just need to hit the desert for an awesome burn. :happy:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    gummy bears > gummy worms

    my kids would say otherwise. My kids would say

    gummy frogs > gummy worms > gummy bears

    Gummy sharks are the greatest >

    You haven't lived if you haven't had gummy worms dipped in chocolate

    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! don't tell that to my kids!!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'm a special snowflake

    my BMR is just 100 calories a day because I'm an ectotherm

    I can't exercise because I have to bask in the sun in daylight hours for my internal organs to function

    I'm also capable of photosynthesis

    So if the eat more police tell me to eat more I'm going to cry and call them big bullies.