Beat a dead horse thread.
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Is tea water?0
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Any thoughts on a juice fast? It's called Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead and I just finished watching it! OMG Im never eating solid food again! Anyone have any luck with this? Dont reply if you haven't had luck with it, I only want to hear this is a good idea!!
What is this amazing movie you speak of and that you are the very first to have discovered?!?!
The solid food industry has been poisoning our minds and bodies for far too long!! The truth must be shared with the world!!! Don't tell me I'm wrong, that's just plain mean.
solid food is not natural in the human diet. Homo erectus used a blender to liquidise the meat scavenged from animal carcasses.0 -
Yes, for every hundred letters you may log 50 calories burnt. A morbidly obese fella told me on here so I know it's true.0
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Is tea water?
no. only water collected from springs at the tops of mountains at midnight on midsummer's eve counts as water0 -
Yes, for every hundred letters you may log 50 calories burnt. A morbidly obese fella told me on here so I know it's true.
waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
do I get extra calories if I typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee way tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many letters in some woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooords??????????????????
what about excessive punctuation??????????????????????????????
does that mean a greater calorie burn???????????????????????????????????????????0 -
I just had sex for 10 hours straight. How many calories did I burn?
Depends on whether you used full reps or cheated0 -
My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????
Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.0 -
I gotta pee cuz I drink water pure water not that dog pee you call water0
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I'm here for the dead horse beating...
OMG I gained a POUND since I weighed myself 12 hours ago. What am I doing wrong?0 -
Gummy Venus de Milo is drool-worthy
LOL!0 -
Yes, for every hundred letters you may log 50 calories burnt. A morbidly obese fella told me on here so I know it's true.
waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
do I get extra calories if I typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee way tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many letters in some woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooords??????????????????
what about excessive punctuation???????????????????????????
does that mean a greater calorie burn???????????????????????????????????????????
Jesus Christ! Be careful! You will disappear if you keep typing like that. But also - WTG!0 -
My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????
Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.
I don't eat chicken or broccoli. Should I kill myself? If I kill myself how long before I reach my target weight?0 -
You HAVE to workout while you're on your period. But not lifting, that will make you grow a penis and you will no longer have a period. Never lift.
Will having a penis give me a thigh gap?0 -
You HAVE to workout while you're on your period. But not lifting, that will make you grow a penis and you will no longer have a period. Never lift.
Will having a penis give me a thigh gap?
If I lift and grow a penis will lifting my penis count as working out? How many cals burnt per lift and should I eat back my penis lifting cals?0 -
You HAVE to workout while you're on your period. But not lifting, that will make you grow a penis and you will no longer have a period. Never lift.
Will having a penis give me a thigh gap?
If I lift and grow a penis will lifting my penis count as working out? How many cals burnt per lift and should I eat back my penis lifting cals?
Depends if you use full or partial reps0 -
gummy bears > gummy worms
my kids would say otherwise. My kids would say
gummy frogs > gummy worms > gummy bears
Gummy sharks are the greatest >
You haven't lived if you haven't had gummy worms dipped in chocolate0 -
I'm british.....horses are a touchy subject for me just now! Especially dead ones!
You should worry. I live in Todmorden where they've been up to naughty things with dead horses0 -
You need to be lifting heavy. Also don't eat below your TDEE. Also HIIT is important. I'm on a 1,200 calorie diet.0
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Is tea water?
Is tea water what?0 -
Locker room at gym...
...(this is why I workout at home)...
...old naked people...
...(duh, naked people are in the locker room, duh)
...using the hand dryer on the wall...
...(stop being such a prude).
<and>
Everyone is different. If it works for you...(based on three weeks total experience)...then you should definitely keep doing it and ignore anything anyone else says...ever. They're just mean haters who like to be mean...haters.0 -
HUNTERS CAN WEAR LEATHER AND USE STRENGTH!
Kinda like everything is a hunter weapon... specifically staves with intellect and spirit?0 -
HUNTERS CAN WEAR LEATHER AND USE STRENGTH!
Kinda like everything is a hunter weapon... specifically staves with intellect and spirit?
DON'T HATE!!!0 -
I need new music to workout to! What do you like??0
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My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????
Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.
I don't eat chicken or broccoli. Should I kill myself? If I kill myself how long before I reach my target weight?
I would kill yourself by jumping in front of a train so that you can be splattered into a million pieces. This will reduce the bloat you always get when its that TOD (time of death). Also make sure you do it in a desert so that you rot and turn to bone at a faster pace. If you do it in summer in Phoenix or the Sahara if you are oversease I say a month to two.0 -
MARRY, ONS, DATE, HOT AFFAIR, BANNED, PERSON ABOVE ME HAS NICE HAIR, THIRD FROM THE LEFT, i THINK THE PERSON AVOVE ME IS 26 AND A LAWYER. I HAVE TO GO DRINK MY GREEN TEA, TAKE MY RASPBERRY KETONES, JUICE SOMETHING, DO MY 30 DAY SHRED, ONLY EAT MY NON CHEMICAL NON PROCESSED FOODS, AND FINISH MY JOURNEY SO I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT! YOU ARE ALL MEAN BECAUSE IT'S MEAN TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE!
OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEA!
Reported for yelling in the forum and everyone knows that is just mean.
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You HAVE to workout while you're on your period. But not lifting, that will make you grow a penis and you will no longer have a period. Never lift.
Will having a penis give me a thigh gap?
No but it will make you bulky!!!0 -
"What food has no carbs in it?!"
"I'm gonna try x diet/cleanse/****ing stupid pill, what do you guys think?"
-insert negative response-
"OMG your guys are such h8rs why are you all so meeeeeeean?!"
"SHOULD I BE EATING MY EXERCISE CALORIES?!"
Any thread where anyone is rating anyone else like a teenage girl's slumber party. Attention h0res unite.0 -
My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????
Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.
I don't eat chicken or broccoli. Should I kill myself? If I kill myself how long before I reach my target weight?
I would kill yourself by jumping in front of a train so that you can be splattered into a million pieces. This will reduce the bloat you always get when its that TOD (time of death). Also make sure you do it in a desert so that you rot and turn to bone at a faster pace. If you do it in summer in Phoenix or the Sahara if you are oversease I say a month to two.
Thanks! I hate the bloating at that TOD. Now I know I just need to hit the desert for an awesome burn. :happy:0 -
gummy bears > gummy worms
my kids would say otherwise. My kids would say
gummy frogs > gummy worms > gummy bears
Gummy sharks are the greatest >
You haven't lived if you haven't had gummy worms dipped in chocolate
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! don't tell that to my kids!!0 -
I'm a special snowflake
my BMR is just 100 calories a day because I'm an ectotherm
I can't exercise because I have to bask in the sun in daylight hours for my internal organs to function
I'm also capable of photosynthesis
So if the eat more police tell me to eat more I'm going to cry and call them big bullies.0
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