Beat a dead horse thread.

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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I ate a square of chocolate. It wasn't even dark chocolate, it was milk chocolate and it had raisins in it.

    I feel so guilty, I can't live with myself.

    Should I confess my crime to the clean eating police so they can arrange for my execution first thing in the morning?

    ETA: what method of execution should I opt for? Hanging, guillotine or being burned at the stake? I'm inclined to go for the burned at the stake option because I've heard it burns a lot of calories.
  • spiritedsaviour
    spiritedsaviour Posts: 50 Member
    OMG raspberry ketones :sexface: and dont green coffee bean enemas help you lose like a stone a day? What is TDEE again even though I've read the road map like a thousand times?
  • taliar93
    taliar93 Posts: 111 Member
    HUNTERS CAN WEAR LEATHER AND USE STRENGTH!
    tumblr_m0dpevTRh31rqfhi2o1_400.gif

    Good Hunters don't.
    Dks can technically also use agility :smokin:
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Religion.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    My fat friends all hate me now that I'm thin. What am I doing wrong????

    Like dogs we can smell certain changes and when you become thinner your body smell starts to change instead of smelling like old taco bell you begin to smell like brocolli and chicken. Your larger friends being once attracted to the phermone of taco bell no longer recognize you and begin to reject you. The good news is those that heavy lift or do intense cardio are attracted to the smell of broccoli and chicken and you will make new friends. Fear not little grasshopper.

    Brilliant!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Stroke my ego. Tell me I'm beautiful and you would date me.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Stroke my ego. Tell me I'm beautiful and you would date me.

    You're beautiful, baby! Where we goin' on our hot date? :tongue:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I ate a square of chocolate. It wasn't even dark chocolate, it was milk chocolate and it had raisins in it.

    I feel so guilty, I can't live with myself.

    Should I confess my crime to the clean eating police so they can arrange for my execution first thing in the morning?

    ETA: what method of execution should I opt for? Hanging, guillotine or being burned at the stake? I'm inclined to go for the burned at the stake option because I've heard it burns a lot of calories.

    bumping because no-one's paying me any attention
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    bumping because no-one's paying me any attention
    '
    Bumping again because it's been a whole 14 minutes and there were no responses.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Bump


    Am I pretty?
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    How do I get people to like me?
  • SkimFlatWhite68
    SkimFlatWhite68 Posts: 1,254 Member
    * 2 years from now *

    What does OP stand for?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    * 2 years from now *

    What does OP stand for?

    Optimus Prime, duh.
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    * 2 years from now *

    What does OP stand for?

    Optimus Prime, duh.

    Well played, sir. :drinker:
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    I just lost an elephant penis.

    (Oh wait, maybe not.)
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    why is everyone so MEAN :sad:
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    I just lost an elephant penis.

    (Oh wait, maybe not.)

    No no, it's ok. It's right here, I just borrowed it for a while.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    why is everyone so MEAN :sad:

    :laugh:
  • nehushtan
    nehushtan Posts: 566 Member
    What's an NSV?
  • nehushtan
    nehushtan Posts: 566 Member
    change a letter, add a letter, delete a letter
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    What's an NSV?

    A Navel Stuff Vacuum. Useful for cleaning out the ol' belly button.
  • nehushtan
    nehushtan Posts: 566 Member
    I just HATE vegetables!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    pay attention to me
  • nehushtan
    nehushtan Posts: 566 Member
    Gary Taubes is a genius
  • nehushtan
    nehushtan Posts: 566 Member
    Sugar from fruit is <X>
  • JackKsavestheday
    JackKsavestheday Posts: 182 Member
    I'm british.....horses are a touchy subject for me just now! Especially dead ones!


    Damn Funny!!!
  • JackKsavestheday
    JackKsavestheday Posts: 182 Member
    What's an NSV?

    A Navel Stuff Vacuum. Useful for cleaning out the ol' belly button.

    I thought it was Nostrill Snot vaccum?
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
    You people are so MEAN - you are supposed to support the horses - not beat them!!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    GUYZ! Witch is betta skinny or curvy with CURVES!

    No shamming I just want opinins

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