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  • To my sister: Did you eat the nutella out of the baking press coz daddy is throwing a hissy fit here!!
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    It's done. Racking up the dental bills nicely!
  • It's probably not appropriate for this.
  • Ailbe1
    Ailbe1 Posts: 164
    Received : I'll be there in 5 min. If I'm not there, read this again!
  • red_road
    red_road Posts: 761 Member
    Sent : F***in' hell im turning into you, 5 hours of sleep
  • hittingitonemoretime
    hittingitonemoretime Posts: 7,615 Member
    Sent: -27 at 5:00 a.m. I hate winter

    Received: grab a blanket and cuddle
  • flywithgeorge
    flywithgeorge Posts: 62 Member
    "oh dang... be really safe"

    I sent this to a friend of mine having to make a road trip in the fog...
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Received - Dang G we are gonna have to run at 4:45 tomo morn. It's gonna be COLD
  • loveanddestroyx
    loveanddestroyx Posts: 185 Member
    Sent: " Good morning babe :)"
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    received............" thank you thank you!! "
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    "F-word it, I'm down!" sent
  • Triciad811
    Triciad811 Posts: 268 Member
    received: WTF moment of the day. little kid yanked on and dropped his dads PJ pants in the middle of walmart. I love college.


    it is good to know my child is getting good life experiences at college !!!
  • Received: Just had a protein shake and a banana for breakfast... Gonna get sexy for you ;)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Recv'd: Sure
  • It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo big. Your ego.
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    Sent to an old coworker: "Funny, whenever I have the farts I think of you as well."
  • sccamero
    sccamero Posts: 164 Member
    Received: Get your mind out of the gutter
    Sent: Never!
  • KimJohnsonsmile
    KimJohnsonsmile Posts: 222 Member
    Sent: "K... don't let her make plans for jan 31st"
  • FitWarrior7
    FitWarrior7 Posts: 332 Member
    Sent: "Simmer, 3 months is a long time"
  • WaKay
    WaKay Posts: 314
    Recv: Mom, buy dog food.
  • KimJohnsonsmile
    KimJohnsonsmile Posts: 222 Member
    Received : I'll be there in 5 min. If I'm not there, read this again!

    I love this!
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Recvd: A 2'fer Redbox coupon code that expires today; already deleted it.

    Sent: "No this is work cell. Happy T-day to you! Whole fam at Mom's ... Fixin'ta leave now. I holla..." Sent to former co-worker on T-day
  • Sent: Tell them to leave you alone! Your babies are gona eat me...



    ***Sent to husband, he was supposed to bring take out home but was stuck at work with some auditors. The kids were going insane because they were ravenous***
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Sent - Me: BACON!!! D: I'm going to steal that bacon. Jus sayin'. 10:49 AM
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Last sent: Whatever
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
    Sent: Always
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Received: Our meeting was moved up, so I should be leaving at 3
  • Received: Thank you Julie Julie! I'm going to breakfast & then a movie right now. Then meeting up with Laura & Lauren for a late lunch. Then the **** show will start! Lol (it's my sisters bday)
  • Sent: Apnea??? Stupid auto-correct.
  • kellenas
    kellenas Posts: 154
    Sent to my son after he griped about how much taxes were taken out of his paycheck and sent a pic of his pay stub (he's 17):

    Same percentage, just that you make more, so the amount is more.