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  • received: 'I'm over here all broken and you still manage to get me horny'
  • received: 'I'm over here all broken and you still manage to get me horny'

    i know it's a bit TMI, but it was entertaining at the time, i guess.
    at least when im fat, i still got it, right?

    no... ok...
  • ChunkieNuts
    ChunkieNuts Posts: 135 Member
    sent-

    please feed the dog and trevor the pig xx
  • xampx
    xampx Posts: 323 Member
    Sent to bf: Mwah x
  • fearlesskcl
    fearlesskcl Posts: 159 Member
    Received: Awesome!
  • almonds1
    almonds1 Posts: 642 Member
    Received: ???
  • Received:

    "Chur!"
  • xoTLCxo
    xoTLCxo Posts: 185 Member
    Received : Where do I find sheets for our bed? Spittles kinda piddled on the bed lol
    Sent from my sister in law who is living with us .. my niece ( spittles) had a bath and then pee'd on the bed hehe
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    Sent: Mate, I would rather stick a TCP soaked pineapple made of razorblades up my *kitten* than do that. And no you are not making a bet on that you ****
  • sent: Tesco. woo! xxxxxx
    (planning my friday night)
  • dawson55510
    dawson55510 Posts: 197 Member
    Npz mate sorry about the hassle il sort it later
  • docturtle
    docturtle Posts: 156 Member
    received: "cool"
  • Received: Apple iTunes has charged your account $10.99

    I forgot I bought an album like 4 weeks ago, now it decides to charge me when I hardly have any money! :sad:
  • Received: From my Bestie: Girl if he does have me on camera. I'm probably the one digging up my nose or something crazy!!! LMAOOO she's a nut but i love her!!!
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    Received: Yup! I do!!
  • Sent: now that's right up my alley!
  • crunchybubblez
    crunchybubblez Posts: 387 Member
    Received: Npm
  • Recieved: Sis has stolen the fkin car!! Comin soon bro xx

    ^ what a mong haha
  • tabinmaine
    tabinmaine Posts: 965 Member
    Sent :

    Happy Birthday my friend !! Are you working today ??? xo
  • clioratha
    clioratha Posts: 29 Member
    Received: k

    (Gee, can you tell I have a teenager? :laugh: )
  • hendongirl
    hendongirl Posts: 156 Member
    Sent: So creative you are!!
  • LisaBeateith2012
    LisaBeateith2012 Posts: 346 Member
    Received - NMPS- Tomorrow is Thinking Day, any pupil who is in an organisation can wear that organisations uniform to school if wished
  • Jenn_Lyn1102
    Jenn_Lyn1102 Posts: 219 Member
    Sent: Perfect!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    sent- Not me! I thought it was going to be worse!
    received-I told her she could get it with us.
  • lorindaleigh
    lorindaleigh Posts: 87 Member
    embarrased myself haha so deleting it...
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Sent- I unlocked the door.
  • Received: Omg come see me!
  • Rskaer
    Rskaer Posts: 14
    received:overslept
  • Poods71
    Poods71 Posts: 502 Member
    Received from hubby: If you run a bath for 5:30 I will bath me and the kids. We need bread, milk and a leek from the shops. Take it easy tonight, I will clean the floors, dust and put the kids to bed :smile:


    He is obviously feeling really guilty about being out all night a the Velodrome while I worked my butt off in the house lol
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Taking kids to doc today...Sent to my husband.