Gentlemen, what qualities do you like in Ladies?
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Smart - doesn't have to be a genius just able to hold a conversation
Attractive - Doesn't have to be a supermodel and doesn't matter what others think so long as i think she is
Sense of humor
Independent - But still lets me take her out and shower her in gifts
Ability to communicate - If there's issues then talk about it don't just run
Open and honest
Compatable sex drive0 -
Funny in a snarky kind of way. Smart. Interesting. Confident. Into fashion/fashionable. Well-groomed. Clean. I like light eyes and sepia tones as far as complexion I guess, but don't discriminate. Prefer 5'7'' to 5'10''. Classy, but not stuffy. I can work with most body types as long as it's proportioned well. Yep...that's the ideal lady for me.0
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Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.
You sound sooooo single :laugh:
Don't rub it in. But there are women who fit my description. Somewhere out there, she exists. and she will clean for me, and cook for me, and look damn good doing it.
Yes she is out there- and she will put an ankle monitor on you and be absolutely insane. Everything with a price lol0 -
Confidence, smarts mutual respect and attraction....
Everything else has fallen into place. Finally!0 -
I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure.0
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I like bisexual, attention *kitten* mongering funny cute girls.
I said smart and funny earlier, but I will add quirky/cute. Not sure how to explain it, but those that seem a bit off or "touched" always interest me.
Is that a kilt I see in your pic? Scottish or Irish? I love a man in a kilt.0 -
I like a woman who doesn't take life to serious!!! You know not being afraid to live and have some fun:)0
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Im going with morally bankrupt, low self esteem a hint of an eating disorder and a dash of daddy issues! That should make for exciting times! oh and as always she should never ever drag her teeth!0
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Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.
You sound sooooo single :laugh:
Don't rub it in. But there are women who fit my description. Somewhere out there, she exists. and she will clean for me, and cook for me, and look damn good doing it.
Oh, I'm going to have fun with you.
And by "have fun", I mean, I'm going to tie you down and beat the misogyny out of your already mangled body.0 -
The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.Ample bosomSex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.
and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.
Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
The less the better!!!
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:
"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."
I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."
Oh goody, does this mean someone will start comparing posts to Hitler and Nazis soon hahahaha0 -
No, it just means I am literally too disgusted to function.The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.Ample bosomSex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.
and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.
Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
The less the better!!!
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:
"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."
I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."
Oh goody, does this mean someone will start comparing posts to Hitler and Nazis soon hahahaha0 -
Doesn't matter. What I want is all that matters.0
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Fake boobs and incredible sammich making abilities. Being "smiley" most of the time is a huge plus in my book.0
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Various views0
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i am simultaneously laughing and smh'ing reading this thread
Honestly funny0 -
Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
^Change, "not too dumb" to smart and we're on the same page.
That's asking a lot. A man can dream though.
Umm... I am all of the above but if a guy ONLY wants these things, I don't want him.0 -
Ah yes, a true """""""""""'gentleman"""""""""" appears. Please die alone.Fake boobs and incredible sammich making abilities. Being "smiley" most of the time is a huge plus in my book.0 -
Ah yes, a true """""""""""'gentleman"""""""""" appears. Please die alone.Fake boobs and incredible sammich making abilities. Being "smiley" most of the time is a huge plus in my book.
My favourite post today "Sammich"
Gold!
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She needs to have a penis0
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A penis
I spoke too soon!!
Bwahahahahahahaha!0 -
A penis
I saw this coming.0 -
No, it just means I am literally too disgusted to function.The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.Ample bosomSex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.
and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.
Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
The less the better!!!
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:
"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."
I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."
Oh goody, does this mean someone will start comparing posts to Hitler and Nazis soon hahahaha
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"0 -
But not the way you think lolA penis
I saw this coming.0 -
But not the way you think lolA penis
I saw this coming.
Don't be so sure.
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Ah yes, a true """""""""""'gentleman"""""""""" appears. Please die alone.Fake boobs and incredible sammich making abilities. Being "smiley" most of the time is a huge plus in my book.
My favourite post today "Sammich"
Gold!
I agree with the "Sammich" quip... "fake boobs"... uh, notsomuch. 0 -
Thank you for your answers so far, gentlemen. I appreciate your time.
I wonder, those ladies who express shock and disgust here - did the answers come as a shock to you? If yes, why?0 -
No, it just means I am literally too disgusted to function.The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.Ample bosomSex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.
and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.
Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
The less the better!!!
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:
"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."
I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."
Oh goody, does this mean someone will start comparing posts to Hitler and Nazis soon hahahaha
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"
My wish list is nothing like this... except maybe the kilt part. lol And I will fix or build anything that needs doing for the home if he will just pour me a bath and rub my feet after. :happy:0 -
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Hahahahaa love the intelect going on in here..... not 0
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How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, it just means I am literally too disgusted to function.The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.Ample bosomSex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.
and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.
Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
The less the better!!!
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:
"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."
I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."
Oh goody, does this mean someone will start comparing posts to Hitler and Nazis soon hahahaha
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"0
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