Break up with the person above you.

TheLuSir

You broke my keyboard. You owe me a new one. And, we're done.

crissy_percival

you look like superman, sadly i cant be your loouise lane

seeing_change

so sorry, its really not you, its me

susheetush

I keep getting your the nicest shirts but you're always refusing to wear them. I'm done with you!

crissy_percival

break up because i dont know why its you

luvmysweet2th

Break up because I can never see your eyes

TheLuSir

You never told me you had a kid! Have a nice life!

crissy_percival

break up, because you would break up with me anyway

xcmtnracer

Break up because distance is too great

RachelDenise30

@xcmtnracer - I told you it was the bike or me.

crissy_percival

break up cause you cant do ldr's

TheLuSir

You wear your sunglasses at night... You're so outdated...

triciab79

I just can't take how you are one person one moment and then the next you go flying off. You're never really there for me.

RachelDenise30

@triciab - i'm intimidated by your transformation and just can't keep up with you.

TheLuSir

You're a Batman kind of girl... See ya!

BrittBritt12321

You're too busy saving the world to be with me!

MyChocolateDiet

too much tt's for me. I'm out.

westerly34

im sorry i cannot handle your chocolate diet!

crawford4398

Its your Face man its gives me nightmares.
Were Done

minionofevil

Sorry, it's not you, it's me. I can't date a floating head.. I need me a body.