Break up with the person above you.
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Showmm ...its just that ur to needy. U complain all the time about the attention. I cant handle it. Im out!0
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you keep blowing kisses to everyone else! *jealous foot stomp* sorry! I'm outta here!0
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I CAN'T HANDLE THE JEALOUSY! I'm done.0
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It's not me, it's you. Your hamster fetish is beginning to be too much for me to handle right now.0
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those red eyes are just plain creepy....we're through!0
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you told me danger was your middle name - and I catch you driving with your seatbelt on!!! I'm out!0
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I'm not a cat person. This will never work. Ever.0
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When I said I wanted a student teacher affair I didnt mean with the one that also taught my mom!
(ur not really old I was just being silly, sorry)0 -
I thought I'd get a better grade by dating you...Mr. Professor...we are done0
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I thought I'd get a better grade by dating you...Mr. Professor...we are done
I only have 1 month to live0 -
I just can't take your stupid hats anymore ...0
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There can be only one! Blonde that is, and you are not it. Bye bye.0
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WAIT... you never said you were married!!!!0
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Sorry, I prefer drummers!0
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I'm a guitar player too... sorry.0
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I am suspicious of your relationship with the other farmers... I can't deal with this anymore0
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You're too suspicious. It's making me a nervous wreck!0
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I am jealous of your abs =(0
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I am jealous of your abs =(
It was a one-night stand and quickie wedding in Vegas....did you really expect it to last?0 -
i am sorry baby, but i love another one. his name is zeraus, we found each other on grindr.
maybe we can still be friends.0 -
Sorry, everybody just keeps calling you lesbians instead of lesriens....it's just too weird for me.0
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sorry, but the way you stare at me when I'm sleeping is just too weird0
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Sorry, but the obsession with sewers, yeah its over...0
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Sorry, but I have to giddy up and go0
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Break up for being corny0
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Too many of my multiple personalities don't like you. It's for the best that we go our separate ways.0
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Sorry, I only date men in uniform0
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I won't brake up with you I love you too much0
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@zeraus, sorry, I told you our relationship isn't going to work. We can still have sex though0
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