The MEN'S HAPPINESS thread (men only).........

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    this would make me happy right now

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    EAT BACON!!!!!!


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  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

    :laugh: THIS....if not she clearly has his b@lls
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    OK, I'm here.


    That makes all the men happy, right? :laugh:


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    Guys like guitars :wink:
    Is that a dead body in the bed? Or don't you make the bed?:laugh:

    there is a bed in this photo?!
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    OK, I'm here.


    That makes all the men happy, right? :laugh:


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    Guys like guitars :wink:
    Is that a dead body in the bed? Or don't you make the bed?:laugh:


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    Now I know you're married
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

    :huh:
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

    :huh:

    Not you. LoL. Read back if you want to get the joke.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    These women posting images men are supposed to like (who doesn't like beer, butts, and sandwiches tho for real) y'all are kind of pathetic- it screams "I'm so desperate for male approval here let me try and be unlike THOSE other women, who want to be treated like people."

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    ^This
  • hph442
    hph442 Posts: 319 Member
    ONS
  • GluttonousGirl
    GluttonousGirl Posts: 384 Member
    Well...as a good man once said.."Women are crazy and men are stupid.":smile:
    pretty much sums it up perfectly.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    OK, I'm here.


    That makes all the men happy, right? :laugh:


    f1ebd8f6-1076-4d67-be41-c26136b7798a_zpse9ad518c.jpg

    Guys like guitars :wink:
    Is that a dead body in the bed? Or don't you make the bed?:laugh:


    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
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    No dead body, just unmade bed full of pillows, and my Husband Pillow on top to cuddle with on lonely nights :laugh:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

    :huh:

    Not you. LoL. Read back if you want to get the joke.

    I was so confused :laugh:
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Its obviously your time of the month so you can have your own thread but I have never known any man to be anywhere near happy with anything xx

    AWWw that's not right. My hubby is very happy! And he keeps me happy as well! But he is pretty easy to please. They really are fairly simple creatures. Feed them. Give them attention when they need it and space when they don't. And let them feel needed and appreciated. Works well for us. But my needs are fairly simple as well. We are both very low maintenance.
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
    Dream
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  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
    this would make me happy right now

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    I made that for my hubby last week :)
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

    :huh:

    Not you. LoL. Read back if you want to get the joke.

    I was so confused :laugh:

    Besides, red hair gets extra points
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

    :huh:

    Not you. LoL. Read back if you want to get the joke.

    I was so confused :laugh:

    Besides, red hair gets extra points

    Oh really now? :bigsmile:
  • dsl01
    dsl01 Posts: 97 Member
    Motorcycles.

    JM

    Did someone say motorcycles? I'm bummed because it's 60 and sunny here and I need a new battery, so I'm in the truck today.

    Easy fix. 2 motorcycles.
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    Besides, red hair gets extra points

    Oh really now? :bigsmile:

    Of course. Ginger ftw...well, I am biased because I am one.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    MEN ONLY?
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    Circle jerkin' party! WOOOOOHOOOOO! :drinker:

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  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
    Besides, red hair gets extra points

    Oh really now? :bigsmile:

    Of course. Ginger ftw...well, I am biased because I am one.

    True :)
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

    :huh:

    Not you. LoL. Read back if you want to get the joke.

    I was so confused :laugh:

    Besides, red hair gets extra points

    Oh really now? :bigsmile:

    I'm pretty sure it's in the book
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
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    I think that about covers it, yes?
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    I read a study once that said blondes have more fun. But redheads have more sex.

    So I tend start hitting on the redheads at the bar first. :)

    My happiness for at least one night anyways.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Dream
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    My dream too :drinker:
  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
    I read a study once that said blondes have more fun. But redheads have more sex.

    So I tend start hitting on the redheads at the bar first. :)

    My happiness for at least one night anyways.

    I believe it :)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I read a study once that said blondes have more fun. But redheads have more sex.

    So I tend start hitting on the redheads at the bar first. :)

    My happiness for at least one night anyways.

    That's because we're an endangered species & we need to procreate to keep us from extinction.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I read a study once that said blondes have more fun. But redheads have more sex.

    So I tend start hitting on the redheads at the bar first. :)

    My happiness for at least one night anyways.

    That's because we're an endangered species & we need to procreate to keep us from extinction.

    Plus you can possess us with your evil ginger stare......
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    I read a study once that said blondes have more fun. But redheads have more sex.

    So I tend start hitting on the redheads at the bar first. :)

    My happiness for at least one night anyways.

    ^^^^^Correct Answer^^^^^

    You know what they say, "if they aren't fightin they're f........."

    Wait a minute, was that outloud????? :smokin:
  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
    I read a study once that said blondes have more fun. But redheads have more sex.

    So I tend start hitting on the redheads at the bar first. :)

    My happiness for at least one night anyways.

    That's because we're an endangered species & we need to procreate to keep us from extinction.

    EXACTLY :)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    OK, I'm here.


    That makes all the men happy, right? :laugh:


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    Guys like guitars :wink:

    There's a guitar in that picture?

    There's a guitar AND a thigh gap in that picture. Look closely.:huh:

    I think I was doing more of a "spread" than a gap :laugh:

    nah it's a gap. admit it u have one. I remember what mine looked like. that little sharp right at the top gives it away.

    and anyway did someone say redheads?...that's why i mentioned isla. downey's not the only one with good acting skills. iHS9NjzDhe4J4.gif when I workout it I make faces like this. hoping for free training sessions.

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