Chuck Norris....
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.0 -
is an idiot.0
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When the boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris0
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chuck norris is the only person who could kick you in the back of your face0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
Chuck Norris vs Abe Lincoln.....0 -
chuck norris can strangle people with a cordless phone.0
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is an idiot.
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