Parts of movies that make you want to scream

Vain_Witch

You know you all have them! Those movies that you honestly really like, but there's just this one part where you look at the screen and start thinking, "REALLY?! Are you FREAKING kidding me?!" lol

Mine is in Titanic..."I'll never let you go..." Glug glug glug glug...as she literally lets him go... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

stephdeeable

I scream through the entire movie Titanic. All 3 hours.

nickersc1234

I know!!! Like move over and share the door!

quirkytizzy

You know you all have them! Those movies that you honestly really like, but there's just this one part where you look at the screen and start thinking, "REALLY?! Are you FREAKING kidding me?!" lol

Mine is in Titanic..."I'll never let you go..." Glug glug glug glug...as she literally lets him go... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OMG I'VE THOUGHT THAT SAME THING WITH THAT SCENE!

MrsBobaFett

You know you all have them! Those movies that you honestly really like, but there's just this one part where you look at the screen and start thinking, "REALLY?! Are you FREAKING kidding me?!" lol

Mine is in Titanic..."I'll never let you go..." Glug glug glug glug...as she literally lets him go... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

As soon as I saw the name of this thread the first thing that came to mind was Titanic!! There was room on that big lump of floating wood for both of you!!! You evil b*tch!

Vain_Witch

LMFAO! I'm glad I'm not alone on this one! Maybe we should rename this thread the "F You Titanic!" thread! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

runwmeNC

Or at very least she could've said... ok.. I'm on the door now, there is a lot of stuff floating around here, go swim and grab you one. Not hold onto him and keep him right there in the water as a personal security blanket.

BrettPGH

If you'll give me just a minute of your time.

King Kong. Directed by Peter Jackson.

Are you f'ing kidding me I mean I know the man loves CGI and can't make a movie that runs less than 4 hours but this was just ridiculous he had to CGI the ocean I mean does he know that there's an actual ocean he can just film and watching Jack Black run from dinosaurs and knock them out with a casual wave of his camera I mean Adrian Brody plays a scrawny playwright who is suddenly delivering jumping spin kicks to the face of raptors like he was Jackie Chan and then the giant insects crawl all over them and a kid who's never shot a gun in his life shoots at Adrian Brody's FACE from 4 feet away without looking just randomly firing an automatic weapon and no one gets hit but the bug you've got to be kidding me and then at the end I gotta see Tom Hanks kid acting all deeply injured because he has one scar down his face that he got from a rope I mean C'MON!


*breathes* Thank you for your time. Do not mention Peter Jackson around me.

runwmeNC

Or.. she couldve gone on the women and kids boat and he wouldve been fine. They could've hooked up in backseat of another car later. Also ... dropping the heart into ocean. Seriously? She first cheated on her man, effectively killed him heck list goes on and on. She was a trainwreck from word go.

BlackStarDeceiver

Then ending of the movie The Mist.

Also the 17 different endings for LOTR: Return of The King.

runwmeNC

And while on it, WTH was quint doing going full throttle on the boat when engine is obviously knocking/smoking??? Hello Man-eating shark with huge JAWS in these there waters. How many of you wanted to pull the throttle back and save the engine. ( coming from a former mechanic)

Vain_Witch

If you'll give me just a minute of your time.

King Kong. Directed by Peter Jackson.

Are you f'ing kidding me I mean I know the man loves CGI and can't make a movie that runs less than 4 hours but this was just ridiculous he had to CGI the ocean I mean does he know that there's an actual ocean he can just film and watching Jack Black run from dinosaurs and knock them out with a casual wave of his camera I mean Adrian Brody plays a scrawny playwright who is suddenly delivering jumping spin kicks to the face of raptors like he was Jackie Chan and then the giant insects crawl all over them and a kid who's never shot a gun in his life shoots at Adrian Brody's FACE from 4 feet away without looking just randomly firing an automatic weapon and no one gets hit but the bug you've got to be kidding me and then at the end I gotta see Tom Hanks kid acting all deeply injured because he has one scar down his face that he got from a rope I mean C'MON!


*breathes* Thank you for your time. Do not mention Peter Jackson around me.

Peter Jackson, Peter Jackson, Peter Jackson!!! :laugh:

Vain_Witch

Or.. she couldve gone on the women and kids boat and he wouldve been fine. They could've hooked up in backseat of another car later. Also ... dropping the heart into ocean. Seriously? She first cheated on her man, effectively killed him heck list goes on and on. She was a trainwreck from word go.

Let's be honest...any guy who's willing to hook up with you in the back seat of a car for your first time...probably wasn't planning on an epic love anyway... :laugh:

Vain_Witch

And while on it, WTH was quint doing going full throttle on the boat when engine is obviously knocking/smoking??? Hello Man-eating shark with huge JAWS in these there waters. How many of you wanted to pull the throttle back and save the engine. ( coming from a former mechanic)

Should I be ashamed I've never seen Jaws?

WendyTerry420

If you'll give me just a minute of your time.

King Kong. Directed by Peter Jackson.

Are you f'ing kidding me I mean I know the man loves CGI and can't make a movie that runs less than 4 hours but this was just ridiculous he had to CGI the ocean I mean does he know that there's an actual ocean he can just film and watching Jack Black run from dinosaurs and knock them out with a casual wave of his camera I mean Adrian Brody plays a scrawny playwright who is suddenly delivering jumping spin kicks to the face of raptors like he was Jackie Chan and then the giant insects crawl all over them and a kid who's never shot a gun in his life shoots at Adrian Brody's FACE from 4 feet away without looking just randomly firing an automatic weapon and no one gets hit but the bug you've got to be kidding me and then at the end I gotta see Tom Hanks kid acting all deeply injured because he has one scar down his face that he got from a rope I mean C'MON!


*breathes* Thank you for your time. Do not mention Peter Jackson around me.

The whole concept of "King Kong" is ridiculous.

WendyTerry420

Also the 17 different endings for LOTR: Return of The King.

Is this something I missed on the extended versions? I only have the theatrical versions on DVD. :ohwell:

runwmeNC

Or.. she couldve gone on the women and kids boat and he wouldve been fine. They could've hooked up in backseat of another car later. Also ... dropping the heart into ocean. Seriously? She first cheated on her man, effectively killed him heck list goes on and on. She was a trainwreck from word go.

Let's be honest...any guy who's willing to hook up with you in the back seat of a car for your first time...probably wasn't planning on an epic love anyway... :laugh:

Wrong ^^^ Many first night hookups can lead to epic love. The reason it gets a bad rap is because the "ODDS are nEVER in your favor"

Vain_Witch

Or.. she couldve gone on the women and kids boat and he wouldve been fine. They could've hooked up in backseat of another car later. Also ... dropping the heart into ocean. Seriously? She first cheated on her man, effectively killed him heck list goes on and on. She was a trainwreck from word go.

Let's be honest...any guy who's willing to hook up with you in the back seat of a car for your first time...probably wasn't planning on an epic love anyway... :laugh:

Wrong ^^^ Many first night hookups can lead to epic love. The reason it gets a bad rap is because the "ODDS are nEVER in your favor"

Points for the Hunger Games reference! lol

Yes, first night hookups can definitely lead to epic love. Back seats of cars, though, typically do not...lol

runwmeNC

Comedy central joke....

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book.

The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20."

Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."

sakuragreenlily

I'm probably going to get s**t for this... but in The Dark Knight Rises when *SPOILERS* Miranda uses the remote to flood the chamber...

"Oh... there's a remote activation for flooding the chamber? Cool, Morgan Freeman... maybe YOU could have used something like that BEFORE you removed the core for them... Maybe you could have used it as you were walking down to the chamber... Maybe you could have used something like that at ANYTIME and then it would be all 'crisis averted'!" - Me for the next 20 minutes after that scene

jnichel

*ANY* movie where the characters use a computer. Quick ones that come to mind:

Every computer scene in "Hackers"
The little girl working the 'UNIX' terminal in "Jurassic Park"
The whole movie, "The Net"

I'm the same with TV shows. My wife loves the crime dramas, but she kicks me out of the room whenever she's watching one of the CSI's or NCIS. :laugh:

sakuragreenlily

*ANY* movie where the characters use a computer. Quick ones that come to mind:

Every computer scene in "Hackers"
The little girl working the 'UNIX' terminal in "Jurassic Park"
The whole movie, "The Net"

I'm the same with TV shows. My wife loves the crime dramas, but she kicks me out of the room whenever she's watching one of the CSI's or NCIS. :laugh:

My fiance is a computer programmer (masters in computer science) and I can't watch ANYTHING with him... he'll pause things to read what people are typing and then criticize their 'code' and he has to tell me every time something can't be done or when something CAN be done but not like that...

Surprisingly he claims that Criminal Minds isn't too bad. He says they don't go too crazy most of the time. You should check it out and give me a second opinion

RobfromLakewood

I'm sure there would be many parts of Titanic I would scream through if I had managed to stay awake through it. I was fed up with the typical 'with it' granny I see in so many movies, but post that, it allowed me time to catch up on sleep. Did I mention the movie bored me to sleep?

Any of the Lord of the Rings movies that had MULTIPLE climatic endings.

KML617

Legends of the fall... when Brad Pitt has to cut out his brothers heart on the battlefield. Me & my best friend watched the movie 20 times and never could look during that scene.

jessmart83

Any horror movie where a girl is running away from a killer in her extremely high heels. Come on it takes 2.5 seconds to take those things off!

Vain_Witch

Any horror movie where a girl is running away from a killer in her extremely high heels. Come on it takes 2.5 seconds to take those things off!

^^^THIS!!! lol

MomofTessa

Any horror movie where a girl is running away from a killer in her extremely high heels. Come on it takes 2.5 seconds to take those things off!

Or when they run up the stairs to get away from people (i.e.: every one of the Scream movies) The whole house and upstairs with no possible escape seems like the best option?

mariapuhl

Slightly idiotic, but there's a line in Lion King that always drives me nuts.

Mufasa: Everything the light touches is ours....
Young Simba: Everything the light touches... But what about that shadowy place?
Mufasa: That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.


DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR MUFASA SAY EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES. CLEARLY THE SHADOWY PLACE IS NOT "WHERE THE LIGHT TOUCHES".

Idiot.

m0_0m

The ENTIRE (documentary) movie, "Earthlings".
I want to scream, vomit, but mostly I just cry...cry and cry for 108 minutes straight. The part with the elephants makes me want to kill someone. It's the most violent, rage inducing movie EVER! But still, I highly recommend.

jnichel

Slightly idiotic, but there's a line in Lion King that always drives me nuts.

Mufasa: Everything the light touches is ours....
Young Simba: Everything the light touches... But what about that shadowy place?
Mufasa: That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.


DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR MUFASA SAY EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES. CLEARLY THE SHADOWY PLACE IS NOT "WHERE THE LIGHT TOUCHES".

Idiot.

Lions r dum.

kaylaandthestarcatcher

The Titanic stuff doesn't bother me at all... When she says she'll never let go as she's letting go of him, she's talking about, y'know, metaphorically never letting him go. Keeping him with her forever, blah blah blah, but physically letting go of him because, well, he's dead and she has to. And with the door, there's a moment where it shows both of them attempting to get on it, but it not working. So. Yeah.

But um. I literally screamed during Starrbooty multiple times because OH GOD, RUPAUL, NO, I DON'T WANT TO THINK OF YOU THIS WAY. But the part I screamed at the most was the part with Lady Bunny. I can't really go into more detail than that.