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Everytime I kiss you, I taste what other men had for lunch
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"You don't look 21, you look like you're 12." Gag!!!0
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"You don't look 21, you look like you're 12." Gag!!!
And thats how you met your boyfriend? You're so weird! lol0 -
No. I was married when that one came along. I was slightly creeped out. Lol0
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The stupid you must be angel one. Oh can my number be yours.
Neither worked.0 -
The stupid you must be angel one. Oh can my number be yours.
Neither worked.
I didn't get either one of those? they were lame.0 -
Exactly. But pick up lines don't tend to work lol0
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"wanna be my bacholor night mistake" (husband sitting next to me) LOL1
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The best line ever given to me....
I was maybe 25. A beautiful girl did a come here motion with her finger from across the bar. Feeling pretty spritely I walked up to her and she leaned in to whisper in my ear " If I can make you come with just 1 finger, imagine what my entire body could do"
then she laughed and said someone had just used it on her "fail" but she was dying to try it on someone and I was her victim.2 -
I once had a man on a stag do dressed as a banana get down on 1 knee "can i buy you a drink, I know i dont have much to offer you other than potassium. Im out with a good bunch it will be fun"
Shamefully i ended up seeing him for quite a while after that haha4 -
I was dancing with a guy at a club when I was about 19. All of a sudden he leaned in really close and whispered in my ear..."Sweet Nothings".3
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I once had a man on a stag do dressed as a banana get down on 1 knee "can i buy you a drink, I know i dont have much to offer you other than potassium. Im out with a good bunch it will be fun"
Shamefully i ended up seeing him for quite a while after that haha
And that worked? Been a slow month up to that point hadn't it :P0 -
" Eh you girl, I have a very sincere penis". Oh and "Baby you're a firework".
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I was dancing with a guy at a club when I was about 19. All of a sudden he leaned in really close and whispered in my ear..."Sweet Nothings".
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! HA!0 -
I once had a man on a stag do dressed as a banana get down on 1 knee "can i buy you a drink, I know i dont have much to offer you other than potassium. Im out with a good bunch it will be fun"
Shamefully i ended up seeing him for quite a while after that haha
And that worked? Been a slow month up to that point hadn't it :P
Haha!! what can i say, he was a rather tasty banana
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oh my.....0
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Here you go!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *kitten*.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You're Welcome. :glasses:0 -
" I like your smile"
That seems to be the pick up line of 2013 for people over 40 and I am tired of hearing it from every guy.....How bout you switch it up and say "Oh you take good care of your teeth"0 -
The worst one I've had was "you're as cute as a beagle pup"0
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Here you go!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *kitten*.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You're Welcome. :glasses:
LOL all those lines, you were popular with the fellas for them to try so hard
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Guy: Is there a mirror in your pants, becasue i can see myself in them!
Me: Why do you want to wear womens pants :noway:3 -
Had a guy say to me "I'm like milk, I'll do your body good".0
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"I've been watching you and I like the way you dance".
I thought it was a bit stalkerish, but then thinking about it, we all watch people...don't we?!1 -
Here you go!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *kitten*.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You're Welcome. :glasses:
LOL all those lines, you were popular with the fellas for them to try so hard
No no.. I copied that off the internet. Sorry, should have specified. It's for your collection.
I actually don't remembrer any pickup lines used on me. sorry.
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I actually don't remembrer any pickup lines used on me. sorry.
Going with the theme of this site I'll try one on you....
Ahem (me clearing throat to get your attention)
"Miss Butterflye, You can so log 8 hrs of jogging to your diary, because you've been running through my mind all day!"1 -
"Oh you like country & you're from New Hampshire? You must like NASCAR & be a redneck!'
^some dude from match.com0 -
"I am meat and you are eggs. We were meant to lay togeather."
My Reaction went kinda like this:
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I want to take you on honeymoon...not the laying on the beach bit...just the night part...:noway:
I saw him years later at a football game when our two sons were playing on opposite teams, I so nearly went up and said something to him, but thought better of it :laugh:
ummmmmm0 -
"I am meat and you are eggs. We were meant to lay togeather."
My Reaction went kinda like this:
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I win...
"You must have crescent wrench eyes because when I look at you my nuts tighten..."
No it didn't work!!!!3 -
The two that have just left me dumbfounded:
"No, look, just stop and look at me. Think about it. Imagine it."
"You're cute. You're like a kitten. I could make you purr."0
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