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Everytime I kiss you, I taste what other men had for lunch
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I win...
"You must have crescent wrench eyes because when I look at you my nuts tighten..."
No it didn't work!!!!0 -
I win...
"You must have crescent wrench eyes because when I look at you my nuts tighten..."
No it didn't work!!!!
I've had a few doozies but that one takes the cake!0 -
I actually don't remembrer any pickup lines used on me. sorry.
Going with the theme of this site I'll try one on you....
Ahem (me clearing throat to get your attention)
"Miss Butterflye, You can so log 8 hrs of jogging to your diary, because you've been running through my mind all day!"
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Here's ones I've gotten working at walmart overnight:
"You look like you could handle a real man...you want to hook up?"
"Your hair would look good in a french braid. I do a great french braid."
"I never talk to girls like this so i'm being really brave. Can i get your number?"
"I'm gay but for you I'd make an exception."0 -
"My friends bet me I wouldn't have the guts to give you this"
As he throws me a paper with his number on it and practically runs away!
Aren't the guys supposed to try and get the girl's number?0 -
"Have you ever had an Australian Kiss?"
No.
"It's like a french kiss, but down under."1 -
"Are you an angel? Because I swear you fell from heaven!" Ummmm really?
But a good one to a guy....."You know what would look good on you?" "Me!"0 -
facingforty, how many times have you used that line ?
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With this rack, lines are not needed :devil:
Why, would it work on you?0 -
Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up always gets a smile!0
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Mind if I wiggle it, just a little bit?0
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Not really a pickup line, but I'm selling a triathlon bike on Craigslist and someone just text me...
Them : is your bike on cl still for sale?
Me : yes
Them: what's the lowest you'll go on it??
Me: about 2 mph, any slower than that and it will get tipsy and fall over3 -
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;-) It was funny to me, but alas, many things are funnier in my head than to others.1
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I have a kid ( i say kid because he was 19) say "damn you can be my mommy." Lmao0
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amcalmond768 wrote: »I have a kid ( i say kid because he was 19) say "damn you can be my mommy." Lmao
I think he meant mami
Lmao no.. I was with my kids!!!0 -
amcalmond768 wrote: »amcalmond768 wrote: »I have a kid ( i say kid because he was 19) say "damn you can be my mommy." Lmao
I think he meant mami
Lmao no.. I was with my kids!!!
Oh well that's just creepy
Yeah wasn't appropriate .. he was cute though0 -
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Are we just doing cheesy pick up lines now?
You must be a fan of martial arts because Jean-Claude Van Dammmmmmmn you're fine!1 -
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A guy on here gave me this one yesterday. And it's now my new favorite line...I'm going to use it with every attractive guy I see
Let's play Titanic. You be the iceberg, and I'll go down.1 -
I told him only if he yells "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" afterward2 -
The creepiest pick-up lines I get almost always start out with "I've been watching you for a while". If you are a stranger that has been watching me for an extended amount of time, its creepy, certainly dont announce it in front of all of my friends. Also, I most likely already figured out you were watching me creeper, hence why we moved far away form you several times.0
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Man : 'Grab your coat, you've pulled' and this is showing my age - ' Here's 50p, phone your mom and tell her you won't be home' - no, they didn't work. Me : 'Put your drink down, you're dancing' - We've just celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary.0
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I put the STD in STUD...now all I need is U...
Oh this works every single time. I hear the women all over MFP sending me friend requests and PMs just because they read this.1 -
saragreen012 wrote: »The creepiest pick-up lines I get almost always start out with "I've been watching you for a while". If you are a stranger that has been watching me for an extended amount of time, its creepy, certainly dont announce it in front of all of my friends. Also, I most likely already figured out you were watching me creeper, hence why we moved far away form you several times.
Sounds like lurkers.
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_BrewingAZ_ wrote: »I put the STD in STUD...now all I need is U...
Oh this works every single time. I hear the women all over MFP sending me friend requests and PMs just because they read this.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha1 -
Girl: you are so good looking!
Me: how long have you been blind?0 -
Are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Because you get more beautiful each and every day.
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