Everytime I kiss you, I taste what other men had for lunch

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  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    I win...

    "You must have crescent wrench eyes because when I look at you my nuts tighten..."

    No it didn't work!!!!

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  • whitleynoel
    whitleynoel Posts: 198 Member
    I win...

    "You must have crescent wrench eyes because when I look at you my nuts tighten..."

    No it didn't work!!!!

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    I've had a few doozies but that one takes the cake!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member

    I actually don't remembrer any pickup lines used on me. sorry. :tongue:

    Going with the theme of this site I'll try one on you....


    Ahem (me clearing throat to get your attention)

    "Miss Butterflye, You can so log 8 hrs of jogging to your diary, because you've been running through my mind all day!"

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  • demorelli
    demorelli Posts: 508 Member
    Here's ones I've gotten working at walmart overnight:

    "You look like you could handle a real man...you want to hook up?"

    "Your hair would look good in a french braid. I do a great french braid."

    "I never talk to girls like this so i'm being really brave. Can i get your number?"

    "I'm gay but for you I'd make an exception."
  • whitleynoel
    whitleynoel Posts: 198 Member
    "My friends bet me I wouldn't have the guts to give you this"
    As he throws me a paper with his number on it and practically runs away!

    Aren't the guys supposed to try and get the girl's number?
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    "Have you ever had an Australian Kiss?"

    No.

    "It's like a french kiss, but down under."
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    "Are you an angel? Because I swear you fell from heaven!" Ummmm really?

    But a good one to a guy....."You know what would look good on you?" "Me!"
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    facingforty, how many times have you used that line ? :D
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    With this rack, lines are not needed :devil:

    Why, would it work on you?
  • RetroRob
    RetroRob Posts: 58
    Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up always gets a smile!
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    Mind if I wiggle it, just a little bit?
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    Not really a pickup line, but I'm selling a triathlon bike on Craigslist and someone just text me...

    Them : is your bike on cl still for sale?
    Me : yes
    Them: what's the lowest you'll go on it??
    Me: about 2 mph, any slower than that and it will get tipsy and fall over
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  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    ;-) It was funny to me, but alas, many things are funnier in my head than to others.
  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    I have a kid ( i say kid because he was 19) say "damn you can be my mommy." Lmao
  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    amcalmond768 wrote: »
    I have a kid ( i say kid because he was 19) say "damn you can be my mommy." Lmao

    I think he meant mami

    Lmao no.. I was with my kids!!!
  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    amcalmond768 wrote: »
    Villae81 wrote: »
    amcalmond768 wrote: »
    I have a kid ( i say kid because he was 19) say "damn you can be my mommy." Lmao

    I think he meant mami

    Lmao no.. I was with my kids!!!

    Oh well that's just creepy

    Yeah wasn't appropriate .. he was cute though
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Are we just doing cheesy pick up lines now?

    You must be a fan of martial arts because Jean-Claude Van Dammmmmmmn you're fine!
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited October 2016
    A guy on here gave me this one yesterday. And it's now my new favorite line...I'm going to use it with every attractive guy I see :tongue::joy:

    Let's play Titanic. You be the iceberg, and I'll go down.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    A guy on here gave me this one yesterday. And it's now my new favorite line...I'm going to use it with every attractive guy I see :tongue::joy:

    Let's play Titanic. You be the iceberg, and I'll go down.

    I'm guessing it worked on you then

    I told him only if he yells "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" afterward
  • saragd012
    saragd012 Posts: 693 Member
    The creepiest pick-up lines I get almost always start out with "I've been watching you for a while". If you are a stranger that has been watching me for an extended amount of time, its creepy, certainly dont announce it in front of all of my friends. Also, I most likely already figured out you were watching me creeper, hence why we moved far away form you several times.
  • rugratz2015
    rugratz2015 Posts: 593 Member
    Man : 'Grab your coat, you've pulled' and this is showing my age - ' Here's 50p, phone your mom and tell her you won't be home' - no, they didn't work. Me : 'Put your drink down, you're dancing' - We've just celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Are we just doing cheesy pick up lines now?

    You must be a fan of martial arts because Jean-Claude Van Dammmmmmmn you're fine!

    I'd totally let someone use this line on me.
  • _BrewingAZ_
    _BrewingAZ_ Posts: 252 Member
    I put the STD in STUD...now all I need is U...
    Oh this works every single time. I hear the women all over MFP sending me friend requests and PMs just because they read this.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    saragreen012 wrote: »
    The creepiest pick-up lines I get almost always start out with "I've been watching you for a while". If you are a stranger that has been watching me for an extended amount of time, its creepy, certainly dont announce it in front of all of my friends. Also, I most likely already figured out you were watching me creeper, hence why we moved far away form you several times.

    Sounds like lurkers.

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  • rugratz2015
    rugratz2015 Posts: 593 Member
    _BrewingAZ_ wrote: »
    I put the STD in STUD...now all I need is U...
    Oh this works every single time. I hear the women all over MFP sending me friend requests and PMs just because they read this.

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Girl: you are so good looking!

    Me: how long have you been blind?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Are you looking forward to tomorrow?

    Because you get more beautiful each and every day.

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